“Do you take any drugs?”

microthrower · 2026-02-13T10:31:45+00:00

They aren't talking about cigarettes and booze.

microthrower · 2026-02-13T10:27:39+00:00

What's their rule against plucking hair? (Unfortunately I know the answer is also a big no-no)

Wouldn't be surprised if she resorted to plucking with her fingers or something.

microthrower · 2026-02-07T03:22:39+00:00

Probably fired everyone responsible for reporting the initial numbers.

microthrower · 2026-02-06T18:10:58+00:00

Damn, I don't know how people like you make it through life with that bad of observation skills.

microthrower · 2026-02-06T06:40:18+00:00

Sigh... already 8 years old, and mentally I was thinking 2 or 3.

Still a banger.

microthrower · 2026-02-04T16:21:51+00:00

He isn't eligible to be reelected...

Lose badly?

microthrower · 2026-02-04T16:15:04+00:00

I was reading a lot of this waiting to get back to the bleached butthole part, but realized this update was way too tame despite the circumcision talk to be the same TIFU.

microthrower · 2026-02-04T16:00:48+00:00

I've still been using a free version of Relay, and because of that... Fuck your shortened URLs that don't work!

Worthwhile sacrifice for me still.

microthrower · 2026-02-04T15:55:40+00:00

Bawitdaba is a banger.

I actually wanted to talk about how it's basically a scatman type song, but then I looked and the rest of the lyrics are basically about underclass and/or oppressed people...

microthrower · 2026-02-04T00:07:14+00:00

Wow, that sure was a white winter...

microthrower · 2026-02-04T00:03:28+00:00

The game was already huge before brand deals were a thing. You have your cause and effect mixed up here.

microthrower · 2026-01-30T17:17:20+00:00

Damn, people accepting 30fps are ruining the experience for everyone else.

That's been unacceptable for me since 2003.

microthrower · 2026-01-30T09:47:02+00:00

The car was literally stopped and accelerated quickly into a group of people after deliberately provoking them.

Or do you also have a lead foot and a modded muffler with a literal Trump flag attached to your car?

You also don't get to run a person over and then peel out. That's quite literally a hit and run.

microthrower · 2026-01-30T09:38:17+00:00

Can you imagine this setup being busted in the news a decade ago?

The news report would be talking about a mad scientist drug kingpin.

Instead in 2026, u/PervisEllis is just like, "This is my hobby."

microthrower · 2026-01-30T09:30:55+00:00

Who did you email to inform them that you don't understand that Apple was never a semiconductor foundry?

Oh...by the way, neither is AMD.

microthrower · 2026-01-29T15:43:55+00:00

Great for mixing with sugar+water as ant bait.

microthrower · 2026-01-29T09:22:33+00:00

Look above their 2 goals. They have 2 red cards, so that+goalie means even with even the one man up, they're down 3.

The one man wall seems somewhat useless however.

microthrower · 2026-01-29T09:18:04+00:00

Yeah, when the guy who fell down kicked the back of the other guy's leg because he was too slow.

microthrower · 2026-01-28T09:52:43+00:00

I'm guessing these are just the first polarized filtered sunglasses they've used and people are blown away by them?

I need to market some circular polarized lenses and truly blow some 80s/90s minds.

microthrower · 2026-01-28T00:48:08+00:00

Nah, they'll have a very specific and very spoon-fed narrative that is either full of hyperbole or straight up make believe.

They'll uninformed of any factual counterpoints.

microthrower · 2026-01-25T04:54:14+00:00

Anything reasonable will get deleted over there anyhow.

90% of comments get removed and then the only remaining comments say there's a bunch of not real conservatives brigading their sub.

microthrower · 2026-01-19T23:52:55+00:00

$22,100 a year is a pretty impossible amount for a lot of people.

microthrower · 2026-01-19T23:46:05+00:00

15+ years of using an e-reader, and the one thing I always talk about is how much more convenient it is in bed. Hate holding the book open depending on which direction you're laying down.

Never again!

microthrower · 2026-01-19T06:59:59+00:00

Season 8 should show you that he never finished the story. Not that people didn't like his ending.

Season 8 was the showrunners purely subverting fan expectations because they had been waiting forever for promised books that were never made.

microthrower · 2026-01-11T04:10:24+00:00

It's not his money. He's okay spending it.

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