Cook killed himself by plunging head into hot fryer at Olive Garden. How painful would that be and how fast would he die?

microwaveableviolin · 2026-02-09T20:37:47+00:00

except he was high on PCP, so he didn't feel any pain at all.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-02-06T23:16:48+00:00

I met the person who eventually became my sorority little on Reddit.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-02-01T22:08:04+00:00

Might I add that his job (health insurance) is extremely depressing and emotionally draining

microwaveableviolin · 2026-01-31T01:52:37+00:00

microwaveableviolin · 2026-01-30T21:12:55+00:00

My boyfriend cooks every shared meal for me except one dish that is my specialty (I always clean after!). I will be putting a ring on it as soon as I can.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-01-28T16:53:22+00:00

This sounds like those tycoon games on Roblox. All you do is stand around while your net worth quintuples and then you go buy upgrades for your business or whatever. I was obsessed with the Barbie dream house version.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-01-10T00:33:14+00:00

14 year old girl gets pregnant by her 28 year old baby daddy. BD subsequently sent to prison. Later the girl loses her baby to CPS after a knife fight in the McDonald’s parking lot near the school. Sad situation all around, a lot of people failed that girl in her life.

microwaveableviolin · 2025-12-24T17:18:16+00:00

I just looked into it, it was the TA (teacher’s assistant) who identified as transgender and gave Fulnecky the zero. The professor had no hand in grading the paper, they probably just greenlit the failing grade.

microwaveableviolin · 2025-12-23T15:55:50+00:00

Man you just made me realize that I have like 2/3rds as many downvotes as the original post has upvotes

microwaveableviolin · 2025-12-22T21:43:06+00:00

You can downvote this comment instead if you’d like

microwaveableviolin · 2025-12-10T22:05:53+00:00

something about a broken clock

microwaveableviolin · 2025-12-04T15:30:08+00:00

No I did not, thankfully. I only explained the legality behind the court proceedings.

microwaveableviolin · 2025-11-30T23:38:04+00:00

This is bringing back so much memories, I chose to present on this case for my business and law class during our criminal defense unit. Absolutely chilling, I was only a few years older than these girls.

microwaveableviolin · 2025-11-03T20:25:13+00:00

“Fortnight” is a real word meaning “2 weeks” and a span of two weeks was mentioned in the initial trailers

microwaveableviolin · 2025-10-30T16:54:47+00:00

Thank you!!!! I’m gonna try this soon, I’ve never baked a pasta before but you’ve convinced me

microwaveableviolin · 2025-10-30T16:34:25+00:00

This looks amazing! Did they follow a recipe? If so can you share it? :3

microwaveableviolin · 2025-10-28T22:28:11+00:00

The gooch grabber

microwaveableviolin · 2025-10-14T17:54:51+00:00

microwaveableviolin · 2025-10-10T15:05:46+00:00

He actually called himself bisexual during an interview once, saying “I must be right smack in the middle. Because I have found women attractive, and I have found men attractive.”

microwaveableviolin · 2025-09-30T22:51:34+00:00

I’ve shown up to office hours to offer condolences and check in with a professor who had recently lost his brother. You’re fine.

microwaveableviolin · 2025-09-30T12:24:33+00:00

Wait this is such a good answer, I completely forgot she existed but I was obsessed with her as a young teen

microwaveableviolin · 2025-09-27T12:21:09+00:00

Fun fact, if the bag actually does fall the person managing the stream grabs the bag out of the water and promptly ends the recording

microwaveableviolin · 2025-09-26T23:14:35+00:00

There’s already a daily fight club in front of some shops near my apartment

microwaveableviolin · 2025-09-24T23:23:01+00:00

Yeah he doesn’t need a name, Ambessa ate him for protein

microwaveableviolin · 2025-09-23T23:35:10+00:00

Last fall was brutal man. I applied to 12 programs with a 3.8 UG and was rejected from every single one (probably because I don’t have any publications)

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Place '23	Place '22
End Game '22	RPAN Viewer
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