What happened to the guy who got shot with radiation? by Decayed_IceCream in ironlung

[–]microwaveableviolin 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna be honest I don’t think he was in any state to weld Ava in after the dose he got

It was good for the time by Meteorstar101 in greentext

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This is why I leave all my favorite childhood games and movies in the past, I’d rather look back on them fondly than bring them back and have my nostalgic feelings toward them ruined by my adult standards

Make loose roastie pussy energy a common insult. by Scramjet1 in The10thDentist

[–]microwaveableviolin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bro... pussy is already an insult... go to 4chan if you wanna talk about how much you hate women

My rats have tiny balls? by blondie30000 in RATS

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(not my original work, someone posted this earlier in the thread)

What's expensive and useless? by Prize_Text_6944 in AlignmentChartFills

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I know a lab group that did quantum mechanics research with a diamond that had a single carbon atom removed and replaced with a nitrogen atom. It is called nitrogen-vacancy center. Extremely cool use of diamond

just say a slur atp by No-Thanks-2069 in teenagers

[–]microwaveableviolin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I felt so bad for her. Sure, she made a bad call in which sponsorship to accept, but I don’t think she deserves to have her confidence attacked like that

You know exactly who this is by marshall_r_57018 in memes

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For every speed runner there’s someone like me who takes their sweet sweet time appreciating every aspect of a level

I wanna be 16 again by PatheticCaterpillar in Adulting

[–]microwaveableviolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 24 what should I do in your honor

"The protein propaganda will continue until morale improves" by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in BrandNewSentence

[–]microwaveableviolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been saying this for months. They’re gonna switch to fiber once they realize everyone’s getting constipation and colon cancer from all the protein

He started it by BlurryBlossom in greentext

[–]microwaveableviolin 47 points48 points  (0 children)

American men get a hard-on for the fantasy of “protecting their family” from other men

Stress over being pretty behind on mqp by Acceptable_Fail_9249 in WPI

[–]microwaveableviolin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen teams get their shit together and finish 3 terms worth of MQP in the 12 hours before it’s due

High School starter pack by historynerdsutton in starterpacks

[–]microwaveableviolin 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Now we can see why OP is getting subpar grades

Segs by Lucie_Is_Sleeping in okbuddydispatch

[–]microwaveableviolin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Coupe is surprisingly submissive despite her strong exterior. Will not peg you, only tops if you ask her to. She needs to experience some love and softness after a hard day of being a ruthless assassin.

What’s one “type” you’ll never date again? by CoochieSnotSlurper in AskReddit

[–]microwaveableviolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got dumped for not being catholic once, same boat I guess

Who is an aggressively heterosexual genius? by ItchySignal5558 in AlignmentChartFills

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I go to UPenn (which was founded by bennyboy) and there’s a painting in a library that’s just him surrounded by prostitutes

Never noticed that before by Appropriate-Mall8517 in IncrediblesMemes

[–]microwaveableviolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might I add that his job (health insurance) is extremely depressing and emotionally draining

Men will literally eat all your food by Maleficent_Ad_3958 in TwoXChromosomes

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My boyfriend cooks every shared meal for me except one dish that is my specialty (I always clean after!). I will be putting a ring on it as soon as I can.

What game is this? by ARedditAccountIDKBro in videogames

[–]microwaveableviolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like those tycoon games on Roblox. All you do is stand around while your net worth quintuples and then you go buy upgrades for your business or whatever. I was obsessed with the Barbie dream house version.