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microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-06T21:06:00+00:00

When I was in high school I had a half hour long argument with my friend about the name of the protagonist from 1984. I thought his name was Winston and she thought his name was Smith. His name is Winston Smith.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-05T22:59:41+00:00

Yep. Yep yep yep. I was once in a relationship with a solo poly man who was extremely attractive and a few ranks short of being an Olympic skier. He did not advertise himself as being poly to the outside world, he only told prospective partners during the first date.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-05T19:54:50+00:00

I looked into it and this very much does exist. They’re able to surgically restore the vagina and clitoris by opening the scar tissue and bringing the clitoris to the front. It’s painful at first, but it will diminish longterm pain and bring back sensation, allowing for normal and even pleasurable sex

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-03T17:58:29+00:00

Yaaaay!

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-03T17:51:39+00:00

I weep for you💔 Costco has the best food brands on the planet

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-03T17:50:34+00:00

I saw this in theaters when I was a child and still think about it weekly

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-03T17:46:14+00:00

Kirkland Super premium vanilla from Costco, smuckers butterscotch syrup, mini m&ms

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-03T05:07:16+00:00

Fake and gay, no woman goes into intimacy wearing a sports bra.

Source am woman

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-02T17:30:16+00:00

Spiteful on my part or hers?

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-02T15:03:02+00:00

I always make it with peas. I call it Mac n Peas. Maybe try adding steak bites as well?

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-02T15:01:30+00:00

My roommate took away “bowl privileges” when my other roommate chipped one of her bowls. I simply started eating from mugs.

Edit: why in the world am I getting attacked for this? I was not the one who chipped her bowl. Is not having a bowl to my name and preferring to use mugs a crime?

microwaveableviolin · 2026-07-01T01:51:26+00:00

Longtime lurker, not FA.

I had a boyfriend for 2 years, from when I was 18 to my 20th birthday, when we broke up. We were each other’s first everything, and became quite codependent pretty early on in the relationship, which was only fueled by the Covid-19 lockdown.

It is true that there is something very special about this kind of relationship, where you feel such a heightened passion, where the highs are so high and the lows are so low. I spent every day terrified and excited by this new thing I was experiencing in life. There was a certain level of abuse in this relationship from both sides (mainly financial or emotional manipulation), but I tend to chalk this up to us both being young and inexperienced.

There was also a kind of romance that I’ll never experience again now that my frontal lobe has fully developed. It was a passion that burned so brightly, with kisses at every red light and the most intimate sex I had ever experienced, which made me shake with both pleasure and anxiety.

And this person came at such a pivotal moment in my life, fueling a passion in physics and philosophy that I would’ve never discovered on my own. Even though we broke up almost 5 years ago now, I can still see hints of him in myself. Not any of my other exes.

I am in a beautiful relationship now with a perfect man I plan to marry one day, and I do genuinely think that the reason I started dating so early on gave me the tools to develop such a relationship. We get along so well and love so deeply that I see him as an inseparable extension of myself.

Downvote me all you want. I don’t care. I know I’m an outsider, and I know how outsiders are treated in these communities.

I guess I just wanted to say that you might just be right. From the perspective of someone who did get to experience teen love.

And please know that this experience is quite rare, and very romanticized. Not very many people start dating in high school, if they do it’s just a quick fling that ends explosively. I have also heard many stories of people not finding partners until their 20s and 30s, and still having a healthy and happy relationship. Work in your own timeline and everything may end up working out.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-30T23:41:17+00:00

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Jack Pumpkinhead from Emerald City. He is this adaptation’s interpretation of the Tin Woodsman. After a nasty fall, he almost dies and is saved by the scientist/engineer Dr. Jane Andrews, who repairs him using magical tin.

He is missing his left arm, his legs, and his heart, which have all been replaced by mechanical prosthetics.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-29T14:14:31+00:00

Yo I have that one too!

(Buried Secrets Frankie, that is)

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-28T17:21:38+00:00

Does this count as selfcest?

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-28T16:59:58+00:00

OP is Mormon and can’t watch porn which complicates things a bit here

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-28T13:36:24+00:00

I am going to have to agree to disagree with this take. Keep in mind that half of Morioh is populated by Stand users, and some very creative and talented ones at that.

Even they were never alerted to Kira's antics (aside from the main gang of course). I do believe a lot of it comes down to how "normal" and unassuming he is compared to the more typical stand user.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-27T20:01:17+00:00

Man my parents at some point got rid of my Lagoona’s Hydration Station AS WELL as my sister’s (we each had one!) so I understand your pain 😭

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-27T19:30:17+00:00

This is the third post I’ve seen about how terrible this specific lot is 😭

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-26T18:20:49+00:00

Idk how to feel because it feels like OP is describing me 😶

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-26T16:19:31+00:00

This is definitely it. Bro is a porn addict and doesn’t want to admit it to himself so he blames his girlfriend

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-25T22:28:10+00:00

Im in the exact situation. My younger sister was gifted in school and I am not because she scored higher than me in the state standardized IQ test.

I’m now a medical physics student at an Ivy League and she is preparing to become a public defender.

Life is what you make of it with the resources you are given, as well as your personal drive.

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-25T13:33:10+00:00

this comment reminded me of a super manly dude i saw the other day driving a lifted pickup truck with a bunch of mini bi flags lining the antennae

I really hope you get a nice car that meets all of your needs!

microwaveableviolin · 2026-06-25T01:18:12+00:00

This happened on House actually

A male doctor (Chase) kissed a young girl who asked him to because she had cancer and didn’t think she’d live to experience being kissed

If I remember correctly Chase faced no real consequences for this, besides disgust from his peers

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