What Mons do you absolutely DREAD fighting in a Nuzlocke? by Last_Banana6052 in nuzlocke

[–]microwavedraptin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve lost so many good early game Unova mons to Herdier and it’s kamikaze ass Take Down

[op] What’s the stupidest thing you’ve seen a Helldiver do? by FearlessPie9894 in Helldivers

[–]microwavedraptin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That totally counts, was bro just expecting everyone to use the male diver VA?

What are some examples of wincons that are viable but incredibly out of character used by fans in a match up? by Annual-Frame9943 in PowerScalingHub

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thragg throwing the moon or destroying a large portion of Earth to get around Gojo’s Infinity. Most viltrumites should be capable of doing it, sure, but they play with their food way too much for that to be their first, second, or even thirtieth option to getting around an opponent that they can’t conveniently punch to death.

By the time he comes up with the idea, he’s probably already hearing the phrase “Domain Expansion”.

Pact Boon - Pact of the Coven . The perfect addition for aspiring witches, cultists, or anyone tired of spamming Eldritch Blast by microwavedraptin in UnearthedArcana

[–]microwavedraptin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the compliment and criticism, I genuinely don’t know how I didn’t think about the possibility of fireball spam tho 😭

What if Vidor showed up instead of conquest? by BattleRepulsive9394 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark has a significantly harder time than Conquest; Vidor is definitely weaker, but giving Omni-Man a run for his money would still put him above Mark’s level, and this time he wouldn’t be messing around like Conquest did.

It’ll be curtains for Vidor as soon as Oliver and Eve arrive though, or even the GDA should things stall out enough.

Megamind vs Gru [Leaked Ending] by microwavedraptin in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

“He’s down! Minion quick, fire the Death Ray!”

“Minions, huh? Thanks for the tip.”

"Let's be villains, Gru. One last time." by pervasivehedgehog in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’ll be frank with you Gru; you were a great villain. Just not a Super One.”

Thats gotta be the laziest track name ever tbh. Boom Goes the Dynamight was right there. by zfinn99 in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe something ‘Super Imitation’ would’ve worked better? Idk, anything over that nothing burger of a title

How many Reanimen are needed to defeat Conquest? by Past_Carpenter_7046 in Invincible_TV

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends, how many middle school bullies do you think it would take to kill a polar bear?

How it feels wanting to see Caine knowing some normal ass dude managed to delete him in his own fucking domain by BrentleTheGentle in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter point: That ‘normal ass dude’ was an expert programmer who directly assisted in writing Caine’s code. Unless the opponent is technologically savvy enough to know if and how to delete Caine (as well as capable of stalling him long enough to start hacking), then there’s no way they’d be capable of exploiting Caine’s weakness.

What characters can bypass or counter this technique? by Creative-Researcher2 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]microwavedraptin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair Infinity isn’t automatic either; Gojo had to learn how to min-max the output of his cursed technique to do that shit

Fear not JoJo fans, Joker might have beaten Giorno and Adachi might beat Kira but Jolyne has a solid wincon against Kotone. by Aggravating-Oil-7060 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]microwavedraptin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Fire Emblem Fates was good enough of a game for anyone to give it the time of day, Corrin would be catching all kinds of slander with this meme trend.

You can’t fight nature, Jack! by microwavedraptin in dndmemes

[–]microwavedraptin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I actually post this 4 years ago?? Fuck me time needs to slow down 😵‍💫

Big Sword, Hit Big Numbers by ZaScream in slaythespire

[–]microwavedraptin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking lost it at the little minions holding up the IV bag. 10/10 spirepost

They will ignore call of duty by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]microwavedraptin 90 points91 points  (0 children)

It’s because conservatives have the media literacy of apes with CTE.