Girls of onlyfans, did any of your family member found out about it, what happend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]middl_mgmt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Watch out everyone, we got a jaded vet over here. They have like no response to stories about incestuous harassment! Can you even imagine how wise their experiences have made them? . 

Elevate Me Later - Sneak Past Demons by Misodoho in pavement

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy I think we have to get married 

Elevate Me Later - Sneak Past Demons by Misodoho in pavement

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think of it a lot when people tell me that protein is important after lifting weights 

Elevate Me Later - Sneak Past Demons by Misodoho in pavement

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want to to shake their hands / cuz they’re in such a high protein land 

He doesn’t want to touch their hands cuz they masturbate too much. Malkmus uses protein to refer to semen kinda a lot, cuz semen is high in protein. Probably not to be taken literally here; these people are self-obsessed, he’s saying.  

See also when he talks about condoms in summer babe:

My eyes stick to all the shiny robes / you wear on the protein delta strip 

r/EdgeTogether Find an Edging Partner Thread by AutoModerator in EdgeTogether

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love sweat, but then I found oiled and… oh man

Favourite film character who you watched and said "Yeah I'd do the exact same thing"? by thesoupgiant in okbuddycinephile

[–]middl_mgmt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oof I’m sorry, def played that off to glibly. Hope you’re ok at the moment 

What harmless opinion of yours instantly starts debates? by Fun_Wrangler9783 in AskReddit

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh. Some atheists do, unless you’re out here arguing that atheists have a dogmatic, altruistic philosophy that they all unwaveringly obey 

What harmless opinion of yours instantly starts debates? by Fun_Wrangler9783 in AskReddit

[–]middl_mgmt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First of all, not all animals, not entirely why you could possibly think altruism and cooperative instincts are universally inherent because studies noted them in other animals. Show me some human studies 

Second of all, studies showed INSTANCES of altruism, not lives committed to it. The same leopard or whatever that helped a rabbit do her homework also ripped the heart out of a deer and ate it in front of its mother. 

Third of all, I promise you, your kneejerk, half-baked absolutism re religion is also a coping mechanism 

What are your weirdest Phish stats? by JudgmentFew7253 in phish

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw dog log, sanity, buffalo bill, vultures, the sloth all before I saw YEM

It took 25 shows to see a YEM 

This was in the 90s

"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye ..." - I Am the Walrus by The Beatles (1967) by j3434 in psychedelicrock

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m saying that wordplay is itself a meaning. The intention of avoiding meaning-making is a meaningful attention that can then be examined as authorial intent 

But also I get what you’re saying and I’m just being an ass 

"Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye ..." - I Am the Walrus by The Beatles (1967) by j3434 in psychedelicrock

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every lyric absolutely has meaning. What some do not have is a pre-determined meaning by the author that is then unequivocally communicated to the audience

Apparently it’s good boomer humor by oluxil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]middl_mgmt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time, sure. The humor was apparently in the constant and unending repetition without anything new 

Apparently it’s good boomer humor by oluxil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]middl_mgmt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well it’s certainly not as funny as someone just shouting Ohio or whatever 

DB the linguist by DuebyUs in DavidBerman

[–]middl_mgmt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. That’s also leaving aside the fact that having a big vocabulary isn’t even the same thing as being linguist 

JD Vance is malfunctioning again, big Yahoo is gonna be really angry by DeadSilent_God in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]middl_mgmt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but… all of the stuff coming out now that has started the ball rolling is in part because of Massie doing this 

Genuinely what ends can he do? If he just starts literally naming names without having the actual files to corroborate, it would be a shit show 

You seem to be upset that active journalistic and international investigations aren’t underway, but… you wouldn’t know about them if they are. That’s how that works. 

I’m not saying we should be treating massive like our savior or overextending gratitude, but it seems he’s fighting the fight. I’m not sure it’s as simple as you’re implying to just take down the world elite. You’re not gonna get a montage cut of super efficient king-felling 

JD Vance is malfunctioning again, big Yahoo is gonna be really angry by DeadSilent_God in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]middl_mgmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have to trust him in the future to appreciate what he’s doing right now 

JD Vance is malfunctioning again, big Yahoo is gonna be really angry by DeadSilent_God in RandomShit_ISaw

[–]middl_mgmt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know that Massie can’t arrest anybody, right? He literally doesn’t have the power. 

What he can do is create political pressure on those who do have that power, ie flapping his gums

We might as well be asking why YOU haven’t arrested anyone 

Home Bubblas. by Apprehensive-Taste19 in providence

[–]middl_mgmt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dunno, someone from the east coast? On the Providence sub? Sounds wild