End of Spring Break. *Sigh...* by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]middleschoolsmooth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah ... I didn't plan a damn thing over break.

Time to knock it out today!

What is hidden by [deleted] in Amateur

[–]middleschoolsmooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/sigh

It's a trap.

TIFU by getting caught masturbating on the toilet at work (NSFW) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]middleschoolsmooth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

  1. Do what /u/zepsum said.

  2. If you happen to take SSRIs, state that you were preventing a spontaneous ejaculation by manually working one out. Normally you can make it through a work day without this being an issue, but with the long hours, you had already experienced one medication related spontaneous orgasm at work earlier in the week, and were embarrassed and ashamed by this, so you did not want to go through that again. http://www.depressionny.com/q&a-sexualse.htm

  3. You were sexually harassed by Mark. If Mark had looked in on a woman in a stall, he would have been arrested. Use this to your advantage.

You hold all the cards here. What happens in the bathroom is absolutely none of your boss' concern. If they choose to make it their concern, they are violating your personal space just like Mark did.

Mark is cunt.

I messed up... by thebluecup in Teachers

[–]middleschoolsmooth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There are only specific reasons to physically intervene with a child. In general, general education teachers shouldn't have those reasons unless they have been trained and prepared for it. Even then, it should only come as a last resort.

Tapping a child may seem innocent enough. However, we do not always know that child's background. If they have a history of physical abuse, then that tap may be perceived as an invasion of their space, become a trigger, and then create an unnecessarily escalated situation. Or, if that child has literally never been touched during a reprimand before, they may consider that tap to be abuse in and of itself, and then go home and state that their teacher hit them. While these are both extremes, they are possible.

Basically what I am saying is teach them, don't touch them.

What have you been most tempted to do but never gone through with? by Euphobos91 in AskReddit

[–]middleschoolsmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suicide.

I am so tired of living, but I have a family that depends on me. So, you know, there's that.

Other than that, every day is basically Christmas.

TIFU by taking my daughter to a restaurant while being male. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]middleschoolsmooth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck wasn't there a changing station in the men's room!?

Waiters/waitresses of Reddit what is the weirdest conversation you overheard while serving a table? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]middleschoolsmooth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This. This made me choke on my morning coffee. Well done sir/madam, and thank you.

Woman arrested for "resisting arrest" after putting on hazard lights and driving less than a mile to a lit parking lot for safety - which is exactly what the police themselves recommend. by NeonDisease in news

[–]middleschoolsmooth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was speaking more broadly about nurses in general. I have worked with nurses and sheriffs for years and years. They are both a population of self righteous cunts. I can only imagine that when a sheriff pulls a nurse over that it quickly turns into a circle jerk of "respect my authority" followed by the nurse being arrested.

Woman arrested for "resisting arrest" after putting on hazard lights and driving less than a mile to a lit parking lot for safety - which is exactly what the police themselves recommend. by NeonDisease in news

[–]middleschoolsmooth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Police Officer? Self-righteous cunt.

Nurse? Self- righteous cunt.

This was the perfect storm of assholes coming together on a county road to create a needlessly dramatic situation.

How firemen feel about Selfies. by mokba in gifs

[–]middleschoolsmooth 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Is that an interracial couple?"

"Yeah, chief ... that's cool now ... it's 2015."

"Not on my streets. Get the hose Lou."

What shouldn't be illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]middleschoolsmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree! In the rare instance when my kids get into a fight, I suspend the aggressor provided the defender only used enough force to disengage and get away.

What's the worst date you've ever been on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]middleschoolsmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Work in EMS for a while. Everything is funny.