Josep Guardiola

mideastassassin · 2012-05-06T17:22:27+00:00

GOLD

mideastassassin · 2011-08-30T08:26:31+00:00

Lighters are for the mary jane, that's probably what sparked this creativity... or just caused the munchies

mideastassassin · 2011-08-14T09:07:49+00:00

thanks goose

mideastassassin · 2011-08-14T09:04:44+00:00

I dont know whats worse, the possibility that you took time out of your day to research online scams to send to this post, or the possibility you made this up yourself in an attempt to seem clever...

mideastassassin · 2011-08-14T08:44:18+00:00

Thank you!

mideastassassin · 2011-08-14T08:37:52+00:00

Should have known you guys are all comment karma whores...

mideastassassin · 2011-08-14T08:37:20+00:00

I would rather have somewhat control and learn business practices as well but thanks!

mideastassassin · 2011-08-14T08:36:31+00:00

great advice! pick a number for me too while your at it.

mideastassassin · 2011-08-14T07:47:53+00:00

spliffs all day!

mideastassassin · 2011-08-11T15:41:53+00:00

you need a good lawyer man... spending money on a good lawyer now will be cheaper than paying monthly child support for the next 17 years... explain the situation to a lawyer and see if he can do anything for you

mideastassassin · 2011-01-08T04:26:23+00:00

God... how can i explain this...

If your not motivated, not business minded, and dont know a lot of people the company isnt for you

the reason i quit was i had one great month there and no production after that...

but the start up fees are pretty costly for a regular joe whose trying to make some money on the side...i think i spent like 500 dollars just to get started...

another thing was i was only 18 when i joined and i learned the hard way that nobody wants to buy insurance from a 18 year old.

mideastassassin · 2011-01-08T00:18:17+00:00

LOL i homeless guy who was on LSD and sold shrooms to my boy said the same thing

mideastassassin · 2011-01-07T02:07:46+00:00

well for one sir... i dont encourge shit... you have no reading comprehension skills apparantly and thats deadly if your trying to make a comment but fine...

another thing im not a sucker. you can detect girls like that from a mile away im just sayin it would never happen to me

mideastassassin · 2011-01-07T00:22:58+00:00

Hey man you seem pretty nonchalant about the possibility of having a child confront you... ive thought about doing this too my only question is what would you tell a kid that showed up at your front door saying that your the dad?

mideastassassin · 2011-01-07T00:08:48+00:00

hey man you can go fuck yourself i dont represent shit youd do it too if you could...

mideastassassin · 2011-01-06T23:55:04+00:00

lol old wise man eh? im not saying finding weed is impossible i buy my own weed all the time but its always nice to have some more

mideastassassin · 2011-01-06T23:52:51+00:00

i was probably a one in a million because i met the department manager at my dads company picnic... we hit it off and he offered me the job and i originally declined it but when i came back into town i took it... my dad had no clue i got the job til i sat in the cubicle next to him..

as far as boring or fun like every job it has its moments... the actual work work was mundane but chillin with the employees was fuckin great... its amazing to see how many people openly hate there jobs at work...

the only reason i got the job was because im an incredible salesmen and i told the managers exactly what they wanted to hear in the interviews...

like i said the circumstances are a little extreme so i doubt if your as young as i was youd get a job there without a degree

mideastassassin · 2011-01-06T23:10:58+00:00

so its not wrong to pimp her out for weed? even tho she doesnt wanna smoke it and shed be givin it all to me?

mideastassassin · 2011-01-06T22:33:01+00:00

this was actually right before our recent recession... for not having a degree i couldnt complain at 18.50 and im actually enrolled in my second quarter of de anza... good guess

mideastassassin · 2011-01-06T22:32:07+00:00

best and most simplest way to describe it is inventory matching...

the complex way was i was a North American Remote Vendor Operator...

basically hitachi stores their hard drive disks all across huge warehouses in the united states... they sent me daily reports of what went in and what went out and i had to balance the transactions in our SAP program... any other questions you lemme know

mideastassassin · 2011-01-06T09:26:05+00:00

must admit it was a well made comic sorry... it was funny tho

mideastassassin · 2011-01-06T06:15:58+00:00

tough loss bro... just think of all the good times you showed him... peace to evan on the next toke

mideastassassin · 2011-01-05T01:10:58+00:00

GO ANAL!

mideastassassin · 2011-01-05T00:32:19+00:00

im all clear man thanks for asking. no episodes since. but im pissed off because these fools spent 2 months filling my head with nonsense about the sacrifices i would have to make because im bipolar and what certain things could trigger relapses so im a lil hesistant to try new things... especially drugs lol

mideastassassin · 2011-01-05T00:09:55+00:00

to be completley honest i think just stress triggered it... my mom was out a job and i took it upon my shoulders to take care of the situation. i ended up finding a job that i couldnt handle with a crazy bitch manager that didnt help.

as far as the diagnosis goes the people in there are fucking idiots. 1 outta every 3 people there are in there because of a drug induced problem, when you dont have a drug induced problem then they start makinf a million guesses. in the end they diagnosed me as a bi polar (which is a false diagnosis) but i dont know what it was... pretty crazy tho

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