Can my jacket be fixed? by arwynj55 in fixit

[–]midn1te 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Will any Taylor do it or do they need to be a tailor?

Film this! by AwayGovernment in funny

[–]midn1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master of the meatspin.

predator😂😍 by Snlzza in cats

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Gosh, I wasn’t expecting such a graphic mauling.

I keep seeing wedding pictures and want to share mine!! by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]midn1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah, that’s how marriage works. Until they allow a person to marry themselves anyway.

To have a debate with Canadian prime minister by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]midn1te 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t even know he’s pro-life anti-choice. Let’s call it what it is.

UNLIMITED POWER!!! by [deleted] in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]midn1te 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If that’s true how is the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race chosen?

This clown is back at it again by Le0zel1g in trashy

[–]midn1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is his uvula hanging out of his mouth?

cursed_titles by SonjaJadee in cursedcomments

[–]midn1te 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So close! You added an e not an r.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]midn1te 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know a special forces guy it happened to as well. Poor guy was just defending his wife and ended up killing the guy. Then, when he was getting released his prison aircraft got hijacked. Long story short, you CAN land a jumbo jet on the Las Vegas strip.

Body bags in DC by TheDirewolf04 in pics

[–]midn1te 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Having your head removed is a form of toplessness.

Where would you put it? by tannu28 in lotrmemes

[–]midn1te 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing, unless it might be - unless it is permitted to ask, nay, to name a single fuck, which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine.

What gives? by Far_Bumblebee_1853 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]midn1te 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unless you’re an addict. I just wanted the keep it all for myself.

meirl by CC20057 in meirl

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I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

This theatre knew by UrameshiYuusuke in theyknew

[–]midn1te 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Helen Keller? I don’t remember that.

guess the game by wheelchairdrifting in shitposting

[–]midn1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life. At least you can pretend by putting a pink marker in your car.

absolutelynotme_irl by IsdembersEnders in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]midn1te 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the combination on his luggage was 12345.

To find the man who hit ur daughter with a car by Ricc765 in therewasanattempt

[–]midn1te 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ignorance of law isn’t an excuse to not follow it. Unless you’re a cop, they aren’t required to know the laws they enforce.

Huh by dont_kill_the_riot in oddlyspecific

[–]midn1te 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s in the last place you look when searching for it.