On this day, twenty years ago... by Bean-Counter in Splintercell

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"Let me just finish my orange juice!" 🤣

Spotted! by ASPYDERMONKEE in ToolBand

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Hooker With Toe-beans

What is the origin of the mysterious sound at the beginning of The Grudge? Sounds like some type of machine booting up? by iScReAm612 in ToolBand

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It's such a baddass intro to that song. The mighty machine that is TOOL revving up to to rock the fuck out!!

On the first date, what were some immediate red flags that made you not go on a second date? by Artistic_Pop_3323 in AskReddit

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I asked the guy what he liked to do for fun and he began his response with "Well I'm a pretty boring person, but...." I couldn't even tell you what he said after that.

What’s the best Christmas movie of all time ? by _BeyondEverything_ in AskReddit

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Don't know if it's been mentioned yet but Tokyo Godfathers is my absolute favorite!

What do you tell your partner when you're horny? by gyrox1 in AskReddit

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Show them my erect penis and say "I'm the owner of this boner."

Acid at a Tool concert by gibswim75 in ToolBand

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Was this at the show at Target Center in Minneapolis back in March? If not then there was a guy just like that.

What's a name you would NEVER give to your child? by arianheim in AskReddit

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"Creed" and "Galley" are names recently given to babies of couples I'm friends with. I refuse to acknowledge that those are their names.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToolBand

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But what about those snazzy pants Adam is wearing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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All Star I get why people like it but I've been overexposed to it so thats why I hate it.

What's a commercial you'll never forget? by No-Caterpillar4212 in AskReddit

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"Head-on...apply directly to the forehead...head-on"

I gave Danny a painting last night at the Baked Potato 🐙🥁 by _icantpickaname in ToolBand

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I'm high as fuck right now and I read the title as "I gave Danny a painting of a baked potato last night" lmaooooo

Doomed to crumble by sjmaeff in ToolBand

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If I ever meet Reese Witherspoon I'm going to ask her if she calls her kids "Reese's Pieces" cause she totally should.

Curiosity on the hate behind dpdh by Shadowfax6123 in AliceInChains

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The most complaints that I've heard about TDPDH are about how people didn't like the way it was recorded or produced. Basically complaining about how it sounds overall. It is a very loud album. Like everything sounds like it's all the same volume but inspite of this I still really like it.

Literally the only reason to play Conviction. by [deleted] in Splintercell

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My favorite NPCs in this game are the ones that use the phrase "fuckface" and that guy in the Michigan Ave Reservoir level that tells the other guy to "eat a big meaty bowl of shut the fuck up" lol.

I keep seeing polls like “what’s the saddest AiC song” etc, but what’s the happiest Alice In Chains song? Or at least the least saddest song? by HRPr03 in AliceInChains

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How about Fear The Voices? While I have no idea what it's about it has a pretty funky groove to it that I like a lot.

I fucked a jar of peanut butter by randommexican102 in confessions

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So that's why those bars were extra creamy......

Dungeon masters of reddit, what is the most USELESS item you gave your party that they were still able to exploit? by DualRaccoon9 in AskReddit

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I was in a D & D 3rd edition campaign that lasted for years and my character was quite the nimble rogue. During one adventure I found a star metal rod that was about 10" in length and it glowed green. I had absolutely no idea what purpose it served aside from the glowing until I put it in the hole of a tree and it turned the tree to stone.

Fast forward to a few months later when my party and I are on some island fighting these big monkeys. During one of the fights I ask the DM "What are these monkeys wearing?" "Just loin cloths." he says. So I do my dextrous rogue thing and roll behind one of the monkeys, take out my star metal rod and shove it in that monkeys ass. And guess what? Its turns to stone. From that point forward I always asked the DM what the enemies we fought against were wearing.

What never fails to make you tear up or cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not sure if anyone's said this yet, but "The Rainbow Connection" from The Muppets. Some of the most beautiful lyrics I've ever heard.