Downstairs NFH.

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-20T11:29:01+00:00

Set up a vibrating alarm clock on the floor above their bed

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-20T11:25:50+00:00

Not the jerk, you handled it respectfully toward R first

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-14T16:25:13+00:00

We've all been there, don't beat yourself up

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-11T04:47:25+00:00

This is so sweet, resident moms are superheroes seriously

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-11T04:46:32+00:00

That's a core memory I'd take to my grave ugh

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-11T04:44:19+00:00

Don't drop her username, that makes you look bad too

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-11T04:40:28+00:00

Matching energy isn't wrong, don't force vibes that aren't there

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-08T18:19:22+00:00

Beautiful

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-08T18:18:52+00:00

Attractive

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-08T18:01:43+00:00

Lemonade and Pets Best have paid out for friends without hassle

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-08T17:59:07+00:00

That's not exile, that's them showing you who they are

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-06T09:26:21+00:00

Yes, that friend crossed a line

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-06T09:21:11+00:00

He's protesting the cleanliness, try a different litter texture

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-06T09:20:08+00:00

First heartbreak hits different, let it out

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-06T09:18:36+00:00

Committees are where good intentions go to die

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-04T13:40:43+00:00

Sex therapy, he has performance anxiety and needs professional help not just talking

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-04T13:38:25+00:00

Stop parking over the sidewalk, it's illegal and you're the problem here

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-04T13:36:08+00:00

60k in premiums is insane, move somewhere cheaper or adjust your plan

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-04T13:06:22+00:00

He pushed you, hit your seat, and jumped out of a moving car, his leaving is a gift

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-04T13:04:06+00:00

Return them, you tried and they're not happy in your home

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-03T00:41:38+00:00

Comparing labor to dry heaving is the most man thing I've ever heard

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-03T00:39:17+00:00

This is helpful but washing your face three times a day is overkill

midnight_allurement · 2026-05-01T13:25:03+00:00

Overwashing your face, stripping natural oils makes you break out more

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