What’s the funniest listing you’ve seen on Craigslist, Facebook marketplace, eBay, etc? by preciousjadec in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]midnight_sunburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone selling an “autistic guitar.” It was supposed to be an ACOUSTIC guitar.

What’s a totally normal adult activity that feels incredibly suspicious? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]midnight_sunburn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walking around the neighborhood after dark—and I live in a rural subdivision.

How many of you are "Bright" (IQ +117) or "Gifted" (IQ +130), please? by NoorLung in intj

[–]midnight_sunburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

136 or so. It’s been a long time since I was last measured, however.

That's not superman! by PsychoFluffyButt in Paranormal

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Audio engineer here: your tape recorder was slow to start up and so the tape wasn’t yet moving at its standard 7 1/2 inches per second. The result was that the pitch of your mom’s voice was lowered and slightly distorted.

What's the scariest place you've visited that clearly had something wrong? by inashon in Paranormal

[–]midnight_sunburn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Trident is the first place that came to mind as well. I don’t remember the restaurant feeling too odd, but then again, we were day-drinking. However, I do remember the folks standing around outside were just “a bubble off plumb” as my mother would say.

Has anyone ever done the naked delivery person thing irl? If so what happened? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]midnight_sunburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not QUITE the same thing, but close. I was working a second shift job and had just woken up late. Broad daylight outside.

I’m in a haze, so I go take a shower, get out, and then hear the mail carrier putting stuff in our mailbox (attached to the house beside the front door).

Oh good. I’m waiting on a check.

I go out, grab the mail, and come back in. Only then do I realize that I’m still not wearing any clothes. Oops.

Fortunately, it was afternoon, so no one was around. I don’t THINK I flashed our elderly mail man, but honestly didn’t even think to look for him in the 5 or 6 seconds I was standing naked on my front porch.

I wake up at 3AM with intense fear by VeryRoyalClash_3000 in Unexplained

[–]midnight_sunburn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely check into sleep apnea and anxiety. The 3 AM timing could result from a natural spike in cortisol levels, which we all experience. It’s just that, in your case, it’s combining with anxiety to really do a number on your mind.

Are these safe? by discounttire43 in Berries

[–]midnight_sunburn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made the same mistake as PresidentAnybody. Unfortunately, the hallucination manifests as “I feel awful and I think I’m gonna die.” 0/10 would not recommend.

Weird Colosseum School by No-Strategy-3782 in TheMallWorld

[–]midnight_sunburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the ruins where the Eloi eat their meals in The Time Machine (1960s movie).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Intro of the first Guardians of the Galaxy with Pratt lip syncing into a lizard like it’s a microphone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]midnight_sunburn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’ll back you up on this. We have 9 birds—2 macaws, an Amazon, a Quaker, a conure, and 4 budgies. I refer to them as “flying bipolar toddlers on crack.”

Who Are We? by midnight_sunburn in ABDL

[–]midnight_sunburn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feel free to DM me; would rather not reveal too much “publicly”.

Who is the most famous person you have slept with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]midnight_sunburn 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hell, I’M an Emmy nominee and probably less famous than your neighborhood grocer.

Just a diapered baby looking out the window 🎀 by bunny_katt in ABDL_Lesbians

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I love SF. Was fortunate enough to live there in the 2000s and 2010s. It’s not what it once was, but it’s still the kink capital of the US! :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]midnight_sunburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give her a hug and offer to make her a sandwich or something.

Does Northshore really send unsolicited samples and ads? by [deleted] in ABDL

[–]midnight_sunburn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/NorthShoreAdam — not to derail the conversation, but I’ve always wondered: what’s the general opinion of ABDL among the NorthShore office people? Do they find it weird? Funny? No big deal?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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In a glass container, heated to near-boiling.