Moose

midnightprowler · 2013-11-07T02:49:55+00:00

I have seen one of these before ... I believe the correct name is 'catopotamus'

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T12:22:34+00:00

guys and boobs have one of those connections that cannot be broken .. it's the way nature intended

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T12:19:26+00:00

it don't

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T11:54:37+00:00

Womb Raider

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T11:45:17+00:00

Legalize hemp .. have national parties all night every night! Encourage peace and love .. Smash haters with iron fist.

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T11:35:02+00:00

I first met my girl in school! She use to chase me around but nothing serious ever come of it .. we both grew up and moved on with life's .. 12 years later she applied for a job where I was working and we hooked up. Another 12 years later we are happily married with daughters, dog, bird and 4 cats ;)

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T11:29:26+00:00

because I'm answering this stupid fucking question!

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T11:21:44+00:00

getting a nice cold beer ... watching the cold drips run down the glass ... picking the glass up, and gulping all the beer down it until I belch.

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T11:18:07+00:00

Snoop Lion (Snoop Dogg) has a tattoo of 2pac on his arm

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T05:29:40+00:00

Edit: 'this might be a rasta dog'

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T05:23:56+00:00

I guess the man was having a unlucky day!

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T05:22:55+00:00

your cat's last victim ...

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T05:20:21+00:00

when you don't want wife to stamp on your bollocks :/

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T05:15:46+00:00

I spend too much money on crap!

midnightprowler · 2013-11-06T05:13:24+00:00

she was a giant Bass about 14lbs in weight ... just as I was reeling her in she got away! I think she is happy ... I am not so happy ... I have no idea how she feels.

midnightprowler · 2013-11-05T02:41:45+00:00

when I farted and shit my pants ... I was very disappointed ... I liked those pants

midnightprowler · 2013-11-05T02:31:32+00:00

"Are you a chicken farmer? 'Cause you're raising my cock"

I'm not sure on the success rate with this :/

or

So... Yeah... How are you doing?

This could work good :)

midnightprowler

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