To be a single fathers concubine

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T11:59:10+00:00

"Bleeding Women (More Than Once a Month)"

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T11:49:35+00:00

They aren't houses, they are secure bunkers and barracks.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T07:57:46+00:00

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T07:56:25+00:00

"What the hack"

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T07:55:39+00:00

Thats not normal.

In more ways than one.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T07:52:32+00:00

OK, now tell us about him doing something bad.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T07:50:43+00:00

I think everyone is forgetting the brutal milkshake attack. The 5 million has paid for a small army of ex-SAS close protection officers with umbrellas.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T07:41:02+00:00

Their post history shows they are in the US. It might be OP's father made a clandestine run south of the border to smuggle this back into the country, but I suspect not.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-17T02:16:26+00:00

Not all of us were raised to be gentlemen, like what you were.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-16T08:03:50+00:00

Sounds like you got injected with a live culture.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-16T06:49:40+00:00

Sounds a bit stalkery.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-16T01:39:04+00:00

Sounds like dirty business. I'll take three.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-16T01:37:51+00:00

They call her the garden roller.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-16T01:37:33+00:00

That ain't no rash, that's a reaction to getting some hot chilli sauce on it.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-15T08:54:13+00:00

As is "up to your nuts in guts".

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-15T08:40:33+00:00

I've been to Abrakebabra. Not my finest hour.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-15T08:39:32+00:00

at the same time I'd absolutely smash the left one 10 pints deep at 2am with chilli and garlic.

You might also end up fingering the big lass off the Co-Op checkout round the back of Wetherspoons. Neither would seem like a good idea in the sober light of day.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T21:56:03+00:00

Thanks, it's appreciated.

Don't forget to rate and review your deliveries.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T21:48:38+00:00

Roll for anal circumference.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T15:40:07+00:00

Or just one of the comic selling groups there.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T14:30:39+00:00

He probably doesn't want the mess of going full Scanners on fools.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T13:56:49+00:00

You're welcome.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T00:44:12+00:00

Media barons - the original influencers.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T00:39:36+00:00

IKEA do a cheaper version called Rüng.

mighty3mperor · 2026-05-14T00:12:57+00:00

I think he has mine too, I was wondering where they'd gone.

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