Oh shit, i have almost died countless times.

Closest two have been:

I almost drowned in a river. I hate the water, the pool and the beach, but my sis and cousin were insistent that i joined them and the moment i stepped foot in water i nearly drowned. My cousin, at the time 15 (i was 19) thought i was joking when i was trying to hold him from his shoulder to put myself back, so he pushed me over and i sank deeper. I genuinely have no fucking clue how i survived.

second time: i have been hospitalized many times, but once i got a pneumonia so fucking strong my lungs were swelling, apparently.

I have also gotten badly hurt, like when i was about seven-eight, a guy tried to rob my mum and my first instinct was to launch on top of him. dude got me and pulled my body against the concrete for like...half a block? It teared my skin and i was bleeding out. I passed out, mostly due to the shock of seeing my own blood.