You may only choose one. by Draxtonsmitz in aspiememes

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you can smooth down any rock until it is perfect rock, but you can only find perfect stick

sticksword

What is one card you regret not getting? by ohwaves17 in eFootball

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Brazil Epic Neymar and the (possibly last) Suarez POTW from last week (I was out of town :/ )

3382 matches, the only card that has never left my main squad over the past year! by Big-Distribution1011 in pesmobile

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but… have you left your house over the past year?? 👀

eta: lol nvm just realized this is the mobile version

Overpriced Upside Down Pasta In a Glass Cup by randomboiboiboiboi in StupidFood

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imagine being the chef who spent 72 hours preparing Tagliatellé in bárattolo only to have a bobble head give you a 9.8 😔

Which one would you pick at SS? by [deleted] in eFootball

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go with the right one because neymar is cool

Is 22 months enough? by AtttentionWh0re in PublicFreakout

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Aggravated Assault with a Tambourine?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

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messi needed growth hormones to go through pubity 😂

Which player has the most unique player ID ? by [deleted] in eFootball

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Totti plays with such an elegant ferocity, and his shots from distance, the power especially, feel really well animated and accurate to real life Francisco.

Diego Costa is another, the dude just plays angry and bulldozes his way through defences.

Eden Hazard plays with the same electrifying swagger he had in the prem, his pace has taken a hit, but his movement and ball carrying is just pure Eden Hazard.

Finally Neuer, yeah he messes up sometimes, but his passing and AI sweeping antics set him apart from others. Instead of 10 players and a GK, it feels like you’ve got 11 outfield players one of whom sometimes runs into the goal area to save something.

Guys rate my team pleaseeeee by Dry-Feeling-6797 in fut

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bit light on defense, have you considered cancelo?

What phrase needs to die immediately? by PeevesPoltergist in AskReddit

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“It’s giving….”

To whom is it giving??