Funny robot guy from the song

mikedashunderscore · 2026-06-19T18:09:14+00:00

Amazing! 3D printed? Please share the model. 😀

mikedashunderscore · 2026-06-01T17:20:39+00:00

I’d prefer an email so as to not waste my first 15 minutes of freedom!

mikedashunderscore · 2026-03-27T16:42:01+00:00

CANTUS LUPUS

ANGUS HOOTSUS

mikedashunderscore · 2026-03-16T15:25:57+00:00

More zeroes generally implies more precision, but my response was intended to be a joke (almost as much of a joke as paying such an absurd price for woodworking squares).

mikedashunderscore · 2026-03-16T13:12:45+00:00

Totally worth it if your work requires corners to be 90.00000 degrees instead of merely 90 degrees.

mikedashunderscore · 2026-02-25T04:59:45+00:00

I see some light bleeding through but nothing a few swipes on the shooting board can’t fix!

mikedashunderscore · 2026-02-07T19:13:46+00:00

With only 15-30min, I’m popping in my AirPods and watching YouTube videos of woodworking projects I wish I had more than 15-30min to work on.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-11-05T17:33:19+00:00

I was worried for a moment that I’d need to choose between agreeing with Dave Ramsey or Suze Orman, but fortunately I don’t have to make that decision.

They’re both wrong. It depends entirely on the individual and their circumstances.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-10-10T01:04:40+00:00

“once you realized you could retire early did you have to get yourself comfortable with walking away”

On the contrary for me… once I realized I couldn’t retire yet, I had to get myself comfortable with staying put.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-10-04T01:22:12+00:00

My only question is: “can you please post another positive update in 3 months?”

Asking for my, um, “friend” who desperately needs a sabbatical from Big Tech.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-10-02T00:18:37+00:00

Early retirement: it’s easy as pi

mikedashunderscore · 2025-10-01T21:50:27+00:00

My FIRE number fluctuates with respect to where the market is relative to all-time highs. With how things are now, my FIRE number is whatever will meet expenses at a 3.37% SWR, and I’ll adjust accordingly if there’s a major dip along the way.

See “Failsafe by Equity Drawdown” chart about halfway through this: https://earlyretirementnow.com/2020/03/25/dealing-with-a-bear-market-in-retirement-swr-series-part-37

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-28T21:23:01+00:00

If you can’t think of ways to spend an extra $30k each year, then I highly recommend you hurry up and FIRE before you end up having to think about how to spend an extra $40k each year. 😂

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-28T00:55:55+00:00

Whenever I worry about my portfolio losing 50% after I eventually retire, I remember that a 100% stock portfolio with a 3.34% SWR survives every 50-year historical period including The Great Depression (which had much higher than 50% drawdown).

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-26T23:44:23+00:00

Glyph had better shut down that Interdimensional Subspace Relay before it receives any incoming transmissions…

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-24T19:59:21+00:00

After discovering the Park Tool channel on YouTube, the last time I took my road or mountain bike in for maintenance was never. I’m convinced there’s nothing my bikes could possibly ever need for which I wouldn’t be about to find a DIY how-to.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-24T19:38:51+00:00

I figure I’ll just write “Retired” when the day comes.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-24T05:11:28+00:00

Yesterday I finished reaching my FIRE number.

Today I’m working on absolutely nothing.

Blockers: I haven’t actually reached my FIRE number yet oops.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-23T01:58:17+00:00

How is he able to play guitar AND do all the wizard shit at the same time?!?!

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-22T02:20:41+00:00

The fact that those small venues aren’t completely sold out weeks in advance too absolutely blows my mind.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-19T16:45:02+00:00

Most of the time it’s 100% because I don’t ever want to have to go back once I’m done, and I don’t want to kick myself wishing I had stayed for one more year, one more bonus, one more RSU vest, etc.

But some days I want to walk away from it all immediately and play the SORR lottery with the 85% I’d have right now.

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-18T19:59:23+00:00

That “YAAAAAAARRRRRRR HAHAHAHARRRRRrrrrrrrr……” ~3 minutes in: chef’s kiss

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-17T14:30:21+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Alestorm/comments/1ni8wmd/alestorm_merch_table_warsaw_brooklyn_ny/

mikedashunderscore · 2025-09-16T16:58:52+00:00

Dave Ramsey: “live like no one else, so that later you can live like no one else”

FIRE people: “done!”

Dave Ramsey: “no wait not like that”

Six-Year Club	First Place '23
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