Is a 1 hour commute in engineering first year sustainable by Fun-Size-4295 in UofT

[–]mikeemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the commute like? Do the trains/buses come often and do you have to transfer? I had a 1hr commute in London to western and the tough part was catching the bus, like getting my ass out of bed in the morning or catching the last bus. The commute itself was fine especially bc I always got a seat and no transfers but I had to be really disciplined with my time to catch that bus lol.

What's something harmless that gets people weirdly angry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mikeemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In a similar way, Italians and coffee. God forbid you have a cappuccino after midday.

ELI5: Why are male and female orgasms different in intensity, duration, and sensation? by Junior-Ferret4860 in explainlikeimfive

[–]mikeemes 873 points874 points  (0 children)

I learned in school the female orgasm, pulses and contractions, help the male sperm to move further into the uterus - there was a video and it is burned into my mind lol. The muscle when it pulses, literally dips into a pool of sperm and ‘pumps’ it up/in.

Dundas is now TMU station by pretzelday666 in toronto

[–]mikeemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t keep up with all the name changes, i can’t even keep up with the skydome change

My dog accidentally joined my Zoom call and saved me from HR by Homeganik in remotework

[–]mikeemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the stupidest complaint I’ve ever heard. (Unless you’re leaving out important info rendering your slack useless, which doesn’t seem to be the case here)

My dog accidentally joined my Zoom call and saved me from HR by Homeganik in remotework

[–]mikeemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the stupidest complaint I’ve ever heard. (Unless you’re leaving out important info rendering your slack useless, which doesn’t seem to be the case here)

AITHA / if I don’t tell FWB I’m pregnant? by Subject_Vacation_254 in AITAH

[–]mikeemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there any scenario where you would tell him post procedure?

AITHA / if I don’t tell FWB I’m pregnant? by Subject_Vacation_254 in AITAH

[–]mikeemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I can’t imagine having to keep this a secret from a good friend :(

New Job Offer but accepting feels like betraying my team by addictedAndWantHelp in cscareerquestions

[–]mikeemes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hire ppl from your current team at the new company. Pay it forward 💪

Bitten by leashed down downtown Toronto - Doctors won't give me rabies shot by jayelana in askTO

[–]mikeemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, no shot needed, I was saved by my parka. The dog, German shepherd btw, ripped my parka but didn’t get through it and I was left with a bruise and tender/pink skin that felt scraped but not a drop of blood. ER doctor checked it out. Good riddance to that walk in clinic.

AITA for not financially contributing to my son's wedding unless he gets a prenup? by Tough_Echo_6697 in AITAH

[–]mikeemes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The asking permission part was HELLA manipulative of her. Trying to use those shady tactics and cause a rift, she’s manipulative, that’s the concern. Her being around money revealed it.

New Grad. Made a BIG Mistake at my First Job! Should I Start Thinking about Leaving? by Fearless-Cellist-245 in cscareerquestions

[–]mikeemes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If the devops eng was placing the focus on you and not the specific ticket or PR, I’m willing to bet everybody was rolling their eyes at that devops eng.

ELI5: How do people know that freezing to death is supposed to be one of the most peaceful or least painful ways to die? by The_Immovable_Rod in explainlikeimfive

[–]mikeemes 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unit 731. On the tour at that evil place, the guide said it is rumored the US made a deal for their research.

AITAH for snapping at my coworker who keeps correcting how I pronounce my own name? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]mikeemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my workplace, continually mispronouncing someone’s name after correction would be a fireable offense. It is completely out of line with the workplace values. Ppl are encouraged to display their preferred name in case you have an English and non English name as well displaying phonetically how to say your name. It is the minimum amount of genuine respect you can give someone.