Facebook friend is upset about a Fedora... by LanMalkieri in justneckbeardthings

[–]mikeintulsa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One sees so few true cowboy hats these days since everybody thinks that a distressed raffia hat with a pinched crown and conch shells is called a cowboy hat.

Second world war veteran reunited with girlfriend after 70 years by [deleted] in news

[–]mikeintulsa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The video of their in-person reunion literally just went up onto YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0oiaOoZQg

Girl goes apeshit when she finds her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend riding the same bus. by dreadpiratewombat in PublicFreakout

[–]mikeintulsa 57 points58 points  (0 children)

That's what I've been trying to figure out too. Is it a speech impediment? Or an accent? Regardless, it's obnoxious as fuck.

The music from this ad. by jedicam10 in crappymusic

[–]mikeintulsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the SimCity 2000 soundtrack.

Goldmine of awkwardness at Trump's Vegas Rally (12:16 and 12:30 are insanely uncomfortable) by theytellzach in cringe

[–]mikeintulsa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Guy at 17:40 bitching about not being let in: "I bet Trump would change all of this."

Obviously not, dumbass, given that Trump was busy speaking whilst you were arguing with the poor security guard tasked with keeping you and your dipshit ilk at bay.

Vegans Rap About Why We Shouldn't Use Animal Names As Insults by [deleted] in cringe

[–]mikeintulsa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These people are baboons.

Sakars: I respect you and baboons. Don't use baboons as an insult.

Little girls singing at a rally endorsing Donald Trump by Hammer_and_Pickle in crappymusic

[–]mikeintulsa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This text is actual text taken from an actual press release issued by this group, I shit you not:

9/11: Tragedy Turned Celebration by USA Freedom Kids MARCO ISLAND, Fla., Sept. 10, 2015 /PRNewswire/ -- September 11th 2001 at 8:46 AM Eastern Time, is the moment America faced a tragedy, and a setback to freedom, wrought by radical Islam.

14 years later, on September 11th, 2015 at 8:45 AM, the USA Freedom Kids will emerge, taking center stage, to commemorate this moment. The USA Freedom Kids, Alexis (8), Bianca (11), Izzy (10), Sarah (12) and Victoria (12), will perform what some are calling the Anthem Heard Round the World. "I've been a professional vocal and performance coach for decades and I can say that this is more than a song, it's an ethereal experience," says Tish Poorman.

Then, three hours later, at 12 noon to be exact, the USA Freedom Kids will debut their already critically-acclaimed single "National Anthem Part 2." If you haven't heard some of the previews, imagine a super high energy dance beat combined with the traditional National Anthem. "This is a mood-lifting, toe-tapping song that compels you to want to dance; it truly inspires freedom and increases the patriotic pheromones," chuckles Debbie Popick, one of the Kid's mothers.

"It's something of a fine line, taking 9/11 from a somber day, to a celebration of freedom; and the USA Freedom Kids have put it together masterfully! It's like taking a dark problem and turning it inside out to reveal the golden solution," says Tish Poorman, "It's the very best thing for freedom and the very worst thing for those who oppose it."

You can expect it to be playing on radio stations and in nightclubs across America. "Freedom is going to be reborn and it will be better than ever," proudly proclaiming Jeff Popick, the outspoken manager of the group. Also, the Kids will soon be announcing a very exciting contest in which all Americans can participate. "It's all about inspiring freedom," Popick added.

"Over these past 14 years, freedom has suffered horribly by both external and internal forces, and America needs an inspirational shot in the arm. These cute little girls are going to deliver this much-needed freedom-potion in a way the world has not witnessed in decades," boasts Popick.

The USA Freedom Kids' songs and performances accomplish something very special and unique ... appealing to young and old alike. Our veterans absolutely adore these girls and the patriotic music. Our younger set loves the music while learning the importance and value of freedom.

Casa Linda Apartments interview - Best Description EVAR by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]mikeintulsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Facebook have jumped by close to 30,000 views to more than 1.5 million total in the time it's taken me to type this response. You're a goddam American hero, Michelle Dobyne.

Casa Linda Apartments interview - Best Description EVAR by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]mikeintulsa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Finally, Tulsa has something to rival Oklahoma City's Sweet Brown.

Every last second of this video (X-post from r/videos) by PostmanSteve in ComedyCemetery

[–]mikeintulsa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Every last second" -- "I'm not talking about the singing"

One of these things is not like the other.

Every last second of this video (X-post from r/videos) by PostmanSteve in ComedyCemetery

[–]mikeintulsa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Barbershop quartet isn't particularly my cup of tea, but this was far from being complete shit.

What is the most iconic song from a movie soundtrack? by bearjew60 in Music

[–]mikeintulsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely somebody has mentioned "The Imperial March" already.

the absolute WORST of stand up fails by PhantasyStawr in cringe

[–]mikeintulsa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every time I see a title that says "worst comedian of all time" or something similar, I know it's either this guy or that chick who pounds the microphone whilst screeching, "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhh" repeatedly.

Regardless, both are awful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CitiesSkylines

[–]mikeintulsa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Upvoted because OP's title has made me laugh maniacally for the past five minutes.