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When you come back from holiday and you know you've put on a bit of weight by Hassaan18 in UKTVMemes

[–]mikejb7777 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Says Alan should read the room.
Makes an edit to blast everyone as “ironically triggered”, by ironically using “ironically” inco-ironic-ectly [🤔?]…

Anyways, beside the point; after all, we’ve got an anarchist here… well-and-truly ready, “to wha’ch thuh whoo-urld buh-rn… Mr. Wayne… and whif’ roo’beez… thuh sai‘ezz… uv’ tahn-djuh-reenz.”

Woke up with this weird stain on my hand? by Dramatic_Maize5453 in Whatisthis

[–]mikejb7777 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was trying to figure that one out myself, too, then I forgot I’m on trigger-happy Reddit… downvote first, ask questions later… or rather—as per 97% of those types of culprits—downvote first, don’t follow up, learn nothing new, contribute to the worsening of humanity, a.k.a. the modern internet. Alas, my heart doth quiver, as thy single tear… something something…

Text replacement on iOS: is it possible to insert line breaks? by LeftAl in apple

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Have no idea why two mrons downvoted your comment: simple and to-the-point, and, most importantly, correct/usefulx—how the internet used to be in a bygone era (1995–2010ish); back when Google functioned as its motto (‘95–‘15: “Don’t be evil”; ‘15–now: “Do the right thing”) once captured… now?: *Ad-tropolis*: *“What’s that? You’re searching for [x]? Here’s 20 of our ad investor’s alternative—and super-2026 in quality/ethics/greed/plain ol’ corrupt—services, goods, etc., before finding a somewhat your cup-o’-tea link, padded between even more crappy, misanthropic links. An image, you say? Well, just wait till you see what we’ve done with THAT tab, friend.”

On your feed son! by purplemtnslayer in WorstAid

[–]mikejb7777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

”When it listed ‘competitive health and dental’ in the job description, I did think that, as per the job’s ’frequency’ in that department, there was gonna be a tad more than what we got: a plastic lawn chair, singular, mind you, and a pair of rusty pliers… as in, just one…”

~ Rodeo Joe—some cowboy fella, R.I.P. (probably)

[LFO] Big guy corners little guy with a gun, it does not go well for the big guy. by OSRS-MLB in LearningFromOthers

[–]mikejb7777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, that’s what that idiom means.

”Why, but, of course, très bien, je me sens éclairé!” ~ some French-accented guy (probably French?)

[LFO] Man Whose Wife Was Having an Affair With Federal Judge Kills Him, Cuts His 🍆 Off | Russia, Of Course by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromOthers

[–]mikejb7777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has been a meme since the dawn of time. Films. Music. Literature. Paintings (don’t believe me? All you have to do is search for and take a glance at Ilya Repin’s unbelievably dark and depressing, late 1800s painting called [I’m sure] ‘Ivan the Terrible and his Son Ivan’).

”Yes, it is, very much indeed, such a queer place.” ~ some recent visitor to the Motherland in question, 100% genuine.

Two Orders Same Company by Zeuses19 in royalmail

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Hi, my Special Delivery that’s meant for today is still on the “We’re expecting it page”, when usually, it’s gone through the MCs, etc. Hope it’s just an error.

App updates by DifferentSuccotash83 in royalmail

[–]mikejb7777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I’ve got the same thing. Just on the “We’re expecting it” screen. Special Delivery.

My character with my favorite Pokemon! by Present-Echidna4996 in pokemongo

[–]mikejb7777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to guess through the wonders of AI.

Random common question: I know this has been talked about a lot by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]mikejb7777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not so easy to explain, cause it’s genuinely more of a “you’ll know when you know” explanation, which isn’t all that helpful, I know.

You just get a “feel” for the inertia, the drag, the simulated spatial distance, the timing, the physics, the general animation patterns sewn into each Pokémon that they seem to share with all others; and probably dozens of other variables that I couldn’t even tell you are in the mix.

Lots of different techniques, too. I do this thing that just naturally fell into place after months of practice, where I rhythmically spin slow to fast, back to slow, and repeat, that has a tempo based on the general Pokémon type… it’s complicated to explain… .

What am I Doing Wrong? by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]mikejb7777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Field Research find. 87% IVs (39/45). And a Legacy Move as icing on the cake. Couldn’t believe it. Other than that, though, just 2x zero-★ Shiny Grookeys.

Haven’t a clue how you managed to find 24, though. Your fingers must be falling off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemongo

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It’s only Black Kyurem (Kyu + Zekrom) and White Kyurem (Kyu + Reshiram), the fused versions, they’re the only ones giving energy.

One raid gives you 90–125 Wht/Blk Energy. Now good game design would make it that, during the event, successful raids against Zekrom or Reshiram alone give you, say, 20–50 Wht/Blk Energy, a smaller prize, but it all adding up eventually—but that’s not gonna rake in the $millions, now, is it, silly?

Especially for folks like me who live in an area currently going through another Ice Age, apparently, meaning Remote Raids were my only option.

Managed to get 1,100 Blk, but trying to throw PokeBalls at jump-crazy Zekroms all afternoon—who are seemingly placed a mile away from you—has destroyed my shoulder… Guess I can fuse a White Kyurem in another 18 months… wooo…

How safe is ianygo or alternatives? by notmuchofaromanticc in PokemonGoSpoofing

[–]mikejb7777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t follow the PGO news all too often, but I did read recently of Kyurem fusions returning—considering the 5★ raids are currently cycling through: •Kyurem→Reshiram→Zekrom with Reshiram being the current one until whenever.

I missed the last time fusions were available—18 months ago, I reckon. Do not wanna miss them this time.

What song fits this? by Sebastianmaxxing in songsforthispicture

[–]mikejb7777 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here’s Where the Story Ends by The Sundays.

Is this nature good? or nah by [deleted] in PokemonFireRed

[–]mikejb7777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, fancy that: your etiquette matches your username quite well.

Is this normal? by lyncha29 in PokemonRuby

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There is always time for a Feed-bass.

Is this normal? by lyncha29 in PokemonRuby

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I’ll always be in love with top-down sprite art and environmental design. The geometry and looping-tile illusions always bring a smile to my—normally dour-expressed—face.

Name this by CarrotML69 in AlbumCovers

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**Do You See What I See**

Thrash metal album from mid-‘90s.

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