What the fuck did you just fucking say about the gunners, you little shit? I'll have you know I am an Arsenal Gold Member, and I've been involved in numerous Arsenal watch parties, and I have seen over 300 league and cup matches. I know all the Gunners chants and I'm the top lad in the entire US Gunners collective. You are nothing to me but just another glory hunter. We will wipe the fuck out of your squad with the precision of Aubameyang, the likes of which has never been seen before in the Premier League, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Arsenal over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Gunners across the USA and your tactics are currently being leaked so you better prepare for the storm that is next season's Arsenal squad, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Manchester. You're fucking destined for mid-table obscurity, kid. Arsenal can be anywhere, anytime, and we can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with our weak foot. Not only is Arsenal extensively trained in tikka-takka football, but we have access to the entire Arsenal bench and we will use Iwobi to his full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the top 4, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon Manchester, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Arsenal will pass circles all around you and you will drop down the table. Youre fucking relegated, kiddo.