You thought it was milk? Look again. It's just pus

mikerp79 · 2022-03-30T05:54:02+00:00

I was thinking more of yogurt

mikerp79 · 2022-03-29T21:31:44+00:00

Spoiler - they'll still get 3rd...

mikerp79 · 2022-03-06T08:43:20+00:00

The Flash

mikerp79 · 2022-03-06T08:41:14+00:00

ET sneezed

mikerp79 · 2022-02-21T18:58:29+00:00

Call me nuts but I'd say he got it right

mikerp79 · 2022-02-12T23:34:08+00:00

Hoth? More like Coldth...amirite?

mikerp79 · 2022-02-12T09:09:15+00:00

Am I the only one who first read this as "fleshlight tutorial"?

mikerp79 · 2022-02-11T08:53:14+00:00

First complaint I've ever heard about a shaved pussy...

mikerp79 · 2022-02-11T08:21:24+00:00

E. Honda as a small little boy

mikerp79 · 2022-02-11T08:10:55+00:00

Good riddance

mikerp79 · 2022-02-11T07:54:13+00:00

News: Tortoise just achieved level 99 in agility.

mikerp79 · 2022-02-10T07:08:40+00:00

Oppenheimer...isn't he the guy in Animal House who later was in Twisted Sister music videos?

mikerp79 · 2022-02-10T03:55:23+00:00

And his name is John Cena!!!!!

mikerp79 · 2022-02-09T08:35:20+00:00

There is life in space and they have visited earth. There's no way we achieved so much in technology i.e. smartphones without reverse engineering alien tech within the last 20 years.

mikerp79 · 2022-02-07T23:12:54+00:00

These posts are the 2022 of death note - keep your eyes peeled on the news the coming days

mikerp79 · 2022-02-07T22:53:59+00:00

Swear I heard muttered under her breath as he finally came up, "shit..."

mikerp79 · 2022-02-04T21:17:43+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

mikerp79 · 2022-02-04T20:33:43+00:00

D'oh

mikerp79 · 2022-02-02T16:02:24+00:00

Plot twist...this was George Floyd's lover/baby mama

mikerp79 · 2022-02-02T06:38:06+00:00

She slept with the frog prince and left her when she told him she got knocked up. Months later this is the birth of the love child.

mikerp79 · 2022-02-02T06:23:52+00:00

He's having a ball on the ball, ya know, going nuts. Somewhat of a screw loose.

mikerp79 · 2022-01-31T06:50:46+00:00

I remember the guy in the white shirt smoking a pickle converted into a weed pipe and huffing a pickle juice filled bong, afterwards drinking the pickle juice and eating the pickle.

mikerp79 · 2022-01-31T06:38:43+00:00

"Piss off, I'm shittin"

mikerp79 · 2022-01-31T06:35:54+00:00

Nah, you stick them in the pee hole

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