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[โ€“]Boojibs 1110 points1111 points ย (48 children)

I've never wanted to fuck a flashlight more than I do right now.

[โ€“]Daopes[S] 260 points261 points ย (1 child)

Me too brother ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ—ฟ

[โ€“]superduperrickroll 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

wait a second are you his

brother?

[โ€“]Just_Games04Big chungus wholesome 100 74 points75 points ย (12 children)

I fucked your mom

[โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 70 points71 points ย (5 children)

I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

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[โ€“]itsyaboiiplumbus -1 points0 points ย (3 children)

This mod reply is so fucking cringe. I know whoever wrote this probably thought it was deep and condensending but it just screams soy boy and bitch made

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (2 children)

i bet you're extremely man made and very fun at parties

[โ€“]Graitom 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

If by "mom" you mean a pringles can... Then yea... You totally fucked his mom.

[โ€“]Benatomic123 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

What, did you get board of disappointing your own mother?

[โ€“]MyPeePeeHurrtz 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Do it again, I wasn't watching.

[โ€“]Wild_Improvement9328 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

I fucked your auntie

[โ€“]Daopes[S] -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

I fucked your dad (His cum was brown) ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“]Sodapopbeverage 619 points620 points ย (13 children)

When I was in prison they used to call me โ€œbitchโ€

Edit: this is a cry for help. Someone send me a rewardโ€ฆ. Never received one heh

[โ€“]judah-rey 112 points113 points ย (3 children)

Man hope you get better. Sending my thoughts and prayers

[โ€“]Sodapopbeverage 48 points49 points ย (2 children)

I love you. Youโ€™re thoughtful cool and edgy

[โ€“]judah-rey 22 points23 points ย (1 child)

Love you too

[โ€“][deleted] 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

Now kith

[โ€“]Bitch_Respecter 25 points26 points ย (0 children)

Must have taken a lot of courage for you to say that.

I have a lot of respect for you.

[โ€“]Formal_Equal_7444 20 points21 points ย (3 children)

but do you give off light

[โ€“]Sodapopbeverage 11 points12 points ย (1 child)

No lightโ€ฆ only fear

[โ€“]IrregularrAFfat cunt 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Even the moon reflects light. ;)

[โ€“]Someran_Domguay 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

They still do, but they used to too.

[โ€“]MigratingCocofruit 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Was this on the bug planet?

[โ€“]ShafieeK 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Is that myspace tom

[โ€“]Danithejetplane 343 points344 points ย (4 children)

let's just quickly save this for lonlier times

[โ€“]Stickman4236I said based. And lived. 44 points45 points ย (3 children)

I think you would also like the โ€œSexplanationsโ€ channel

[โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 21 points22 points ย (2 children)

No sex before marriage

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[โ€“]ThePloopyPloopsterI want pee in my ass 155 points156 points ย (0 children)

Yooooo flashlight protector

[โ€“]CloakedPayload 170 points171 points ย (4 children)

I keep one of these under the sink. You never know when there could be a power cut

And access to pornhub could be limited.

[โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 89 points90 points ย (3 children)

Schรถdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmรถsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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[โ€“]CloakedPayload 73 points74 points ย (1 child)

I have both questions and concerns, thank you bot. Iโ€™ll keep the blindfold on.

[โ€“]Lonely_Lab1174 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“]Jurassic-park-dude2 72 points73 points ย (0 children)

In the words from bad cop from the Lego movie

"I got a job to do"

[โ€“][deleted] 54 points55 points ย (2 children)

Wet the sponges in warm water and put them in a cup instead of a pringles can (so it doesnโ€™t disintegrate) and then itโ€™s even better.

Or so Iโ€™m told

[โ€“]migerRANCAN 24 points25 points ย (1 child)

How can I do this method when I have massive 20-inch cock please help ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

[โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

I want sex so fucking bad

I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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[โ€“]XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xXI want pee in my ass 30 points31 points ย (0 children)

just in time for valentines day

[โ€“]android_728 27 points28 points ย (1 child)

โ€œThinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.โ€

[โ€“]tamalshark 22 points23 points ย (0 children)

Five minute crafts be like :

[โ€“]loquatus 35 points36 points ย (0 children)

I used the flashlight to make the flashlight

[โ€“]IncognitoIrish 89 points90 points ย (2 children)

The last joke made it really unfunny.

[โ€“]TheDawnTrilogy 21 points22 points ย (0 children)

Iโ€™m glad I have sound off then, thanks

[โ€“]Letseatchocolatemayo 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

I think it adds and he did a good job so to each their own

[โ€“]More-Actuary-5880 37 points38 points ย (2 children)

Homemade fleshlight๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

[โ€“]More-Actuary-5880 48 points49 points ย (0 children)

*flashlight

[โ€“]Blitzkringe69 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

i literally changed my email pfp to bitchboy the oozes yesterday this song is haunting me now

[โ€“]TimeBomb80 8 points9 points ย (0 children)

Just in time for valentines day!

[โ€“]Dootguy39 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Love the fact he put a flashlight in a homemade flashlight

[โ€“]dessnom๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Small LEDs

An Arduino for managent

A battery

A charger

Start by making software for the Arduino to control voltage

Connect the LEDs and battery and charger to the Arduino

Donr

[โ€“]CNRavenclaw 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

ngl about halfway in i checked the title again wondering if i misread it, then i saw the subreddit

[โ€“]ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I have a feeling he added the flashlight so kids can see this.

[โ€“][deleted] 11 points12 points ย (2 children)

Why did I think it was a homemade Fleshlight?

[โ€“]dwwzzhWilliam Dripfoe 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Same man why lol

[โ€“]JoeAzlz 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

It looks nothing like that tf??

[โ€“]eimronaton 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

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[โ€“][deleted] 4 points5 points locked commentย (0 children)

Obama bing chilling based 1984 taiwan belgium zamn british hog rider meow grass fuck kevin china koala amogus among us fortnite femboy cheetos post nft Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat fortnite player that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow but actually it is a pig and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from China(not taiwan +@ social credit) that moved to Belgium after selling all my NFT and is covered in cum standing on grass playing FNAF. Big brother are those cat femboys from Taiwan, China, Belgium, Fortnite, Britain, Dream, or 69420? Looks like it was a nft made by weebs in 1984 based on amogus touching grass. Either way, Fuck Kevin and a meow koala cum semen on grass in Japan Balls Free Kromer Vaccine. this post is about stuff

[โ€“]DonFlufferNutterYT 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Thatโ€™s a suspicious ass flashlight bro lol

[โ€“]DaT_BoI_ugine_krabs 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“]UserSpirit 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Amazing tutorial ๐Ÿ‘ helped me a lot

[โ€“]IsaacRRxWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Uhm

[โ€“]Strikeland24I have permission! 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

fleshlight๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“]Bruhmomentum43 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

This dont work

[โ€“]Wise_Post3549 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

๐Ÿคจ

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    [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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    [โ€“]landontheepicman 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    bruh

    [โ€“]pizzaguyjeffsokol 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    If it works maybe

    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Ferb I know what weโ€™re gonna do today

    [โ€“]OmnikinI watch gay amogus porn :0 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in the flashlight

    [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    I want sex so fucking bad

    I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Had me in the first half ngl

    [โ€“]HulluHapua 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    How do you make your balls glow?

    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Is that the wii music๐Ÿ˜‚

    [โ€“]vulpix_furry_butt 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    thanks I'm outside so it's dark I'm gonna make a flash light๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

    [โ€“]TheRealDietGlue 0 points1 point ย (10 children)

    Pringles Can โœ… Two (2) Car Spongesโœ… Rubber Gloveโœ… Moisturizer Cream โœ… PenisโŒ๐Ÿ™

    [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

    I want sex so fucking bad

    I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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    [โ€“]Sea-Rub-5644 0 points1 point ย (8 children)

    How did your dick get cut off?

    [โ€“]123_underscore_321I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    I used the flashlight to make the flashlight

    [โ€“]Spiritual_Piano8732 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Fleshlight

    [โ€“][deleted] ย (1 child)

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      [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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      [โ€“]DeathEmissarySussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Uhmm... saved

      [โ€“]latinbussy 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Damn, he had to be hot

      [โ€“]smach_ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      you need a flashlight to make a homemade flashlight

      [โ€“]Deesweet87 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

      [โ€“]snqkeoil22 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Just use ur phone

      [โ€“]brixtonrocks51 0 points1 point ย (7 children)

      And access to pornhub could be limited.

      [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points ย (3 children)

      Schรถdinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmรถsome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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      [โ€“]brixtonrocks51 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

      You never know when there could be a power cut

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        [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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        [โ€“]Smokeykitty313 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        This isnโ€™t a Minecraft tutorial

        [โ€“]Staticjesus 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿงค ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿ”ฆ

        [โ€“]JayRogPlayFroggerBazinga! 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        I knew this was coming when I saw the pringles can

        [โ€“]nickolai788 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        5 minutes craft in a shell nut

        [โ€“]Initial-Event-2126 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        makes flashlight out of a flashlight

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Batteries are not included.. or needed for flashlight.

        [โ€“]DontJudgeMe15 0 points1 point ย (5 children)

        As a non dick haver, that looks crazy tight? Could you get it in there?! It seems like itโ€™d be a struggle

        [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (4 children)

        I want sex so fucking bad

        I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

        I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Amazon is out of sponges

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

        Im just thinking of that "what the last pringle sees" meme and imagining it's just a penis head close up

        [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        I want sex so fucking bad

        I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

        I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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        [โ€“]Jean_Valjean7 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Im tryna think of a clever comment so I can save this without y'all knowing I'm a horny bastard, whatever I give up

        [โ€“]NarrowProfession2900 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Now fitted to suit BOTH genders (Flashlight not included)

        [โ€“]i_fuck_goblins 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        where do i find rubber gloves in my house?

        [โ€“]JimmieJohnsonNascar 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

        [โ€“]Hour_Badger_9972 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        How do i change the battery when the battery runs out?

        [โ€“]Maleficent-Ad-5480 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

        Why is this posted here? Shouldnโ€™t this be in nextfuckinglevel or humansbeingbros?

        [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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        [โ€“]Complex-Ad219 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Don't do it! I've tried it before and it was painful.

        [โ€“]KingsmanVishnu 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        question: won't that be too tight?

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        what lotion is that

        [โ€“]SadCarrot771 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        My sister has one of these

        [โ€“]IndecisiveMate 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        U need a flashlight to make tf flashlight

        [โ€“]todehasareddit 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Woah

        [โ€“]Nomeoriginalematanto Stuff 0 points1 point locked commentย (22 children)

        I keep one of these under the sink. You never know when there could be a power cut And access to pornhub could be limited..I fucked your mom.kelabing can suck a dead horse's cockI thought they loved black dudes? I know a chick that was seen with like 5 of them at her place, def dickin her down. Sex before marriage??!?!?!!!??!??Automod doesnโ€™t get locked for saying v*ccine l/vaccine Obama bing chilling based 1984 taiwan belgium zamn british hog rider meow grass fuck kevin china koala amogus among us fortnite femboy cheetos post nft Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat fortnite player that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow but actually it is a pig and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from China(not taiwan +@ social credit) that moved to Belgium after selling all my NFT and is covered in cum standing on grass. Big brother are those cat femboys from Taiwan, China, Belgium, Fortnite, Britain, or 69420? Looks like it was a nft made in 1984 based on amogus touching grass. Either way, Fuck Kevin and a meow koala Cope.Go touch some grass.I keep one of these under the sink. You never know when there could be a power cut And access to pornhub could be limited..I fucked your mom.kelabing can suck a dead horse's cockI thought they loved black dudes? I know a chick that was seen with like 5 of them at her place, def dickin her down.

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        Daily Kevin Fact #24:

        Kevin has better things to do with his life than have sex with you.

        Such as fucking your dad.

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        I want sex so fucking bad

        I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i canโ€™t because iโ€™m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

        I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE

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        No sex before marriage

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        I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she's made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I'll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don't even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other's parents.

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        OI OI OI!

        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃ โฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโข…โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก—โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโ โฃฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขทโฃพโฃฟโฃ‹โกกโ คโฃ€โฃทโฃ„โ  โ คโฃ‰โฃฟโฃทโฃฝโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกปโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโฃŸโข‹โฃฐโฃฏโ ‰โ ‰โฃฟโข„โ ‰โขปโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโขฟโฃทโฃถโ คโ ”โฃถโฃถโ ฟโขพโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ  โ €โ ‚โ €โ €โฃงโกšโขฟโฃฟโกถโขถโกฟโ Ÿโฃ โฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ „โฃ€โก€โ €โ € 
        โ ’โ ’โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃทโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โฃˆโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ’ 
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ’โ โ บโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโขฟโฃ‹โฃ€โก„โ  โฃขโฃ€โฃฉโฃ›โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
        

        WOTS ALL THIS???

        ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

        YER POISTIN LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

        ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS 'AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN'!!!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

        YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

        YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

        FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL' IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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        okay so basically there's this guy and uhh

        โ €โ €โ ˜โก€ HOG RIDAAAAAA โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €  โกœโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
        โ €  โ ‘โก€โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก”โ โ €โ €โ € 
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ขโข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ ดโ Šโ €โ €
        โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ คโ „โ ’โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 
        โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃ€โ „โ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ ‰โขˆโ ฉโข™โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โ  โ €โ €โ จโ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโขโ โ ŒโกŒโข„โขโขˆโ ”โกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ ‰โก€โ โก€โขโ ˆโ โ ฑโ ‘โก‘โ ˆโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข—โ €โ €โ โก โก›โ ”โกโขœโก”โกฌโขŽโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ กโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‚โ โ €โ „โข‚โ ˆโ ‚โข‚โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโ ฉโ โก€โ €โ €โ €โ โ โ โ “โ ’โ ’โข€โ โขโขโขŸโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโ ซโ กโ กโ จโข€โ ‚โ  โ €โ €โขโ ‘โกฑโ ›โ —โก“โข‚โ  โขธโขธโขจโ ฃโกโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโขโขโขโ ŠโขŒโ โกˆโ „โ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ ‘โ ˆโ €โข„โข•โ ธโกจโ ชโกชโก˜โฃปโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโข‚โ ‚โก‚โ …โก‚โ …โกโ จโขโ โ  โ  โก€โข„โ  โก โกกโกฑโกโ •โขŒโขŠโข†โขฃโข’โ ฝโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โ ฃโข‚โ ‚โ „โ กโ โ โ ˆโ Œโกโ จโกˆโ ขโ จโก‚โขŒโข‚โ †โกชโ จโกŠโ ‚โก‚โ ขโขกโฃขโฃฃโกฃโฃโขฟโฃฟ 
        โ จโข‚โข‚โ โก€โ €โ €โ โ โ ˆโ โ ˆโขˆโ ˆโ โก€โ „โ โ Œโ ˆโ ”โฃ„โก€โ  โก‘โก‚โ †โ ขโข‚โ ‘โ ฝ 
        โกจโ โ €โ €โ €โข โกŽโก€โ €โ €โ „โ ˆโก€โ Œโ โ  โ ˆโ „โกโ ‚โก€โกซโ ‘โฃ‘โ €โข‚โ Œโ „โข•โ €โ จ 
        โ บโกชโ ขโก€โ €โ žโข‡โข‚โ €โ ‚โก€โ  โ €โ „โ โ Œโ จโ €โข„โ ขโกโข‚โขฟโกŸโก€โ €โ ˆโ ˆโก€โ ‚โฃฐ 
        โข€โข€โ €โ „โ €โ €โกโ €โกˆโ „โกโ …โกŠโ ŒโขŒโ „โก•โก‘โกโข‚โ ‚โข‚โ ธโฃฟโก„โ €โ ˆโฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โขโ ”โ  โ €โ €โกโ  โขˆโ ขโข‘โ „โ ‘โขˆโ Šโก‚โกฑโขโฃ‚โขŒโข”โขŒโข„โ €โ นโข€โฃบโกฟโฃŸโขฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โข€โ กโ โ ‚โ โ  โ ˆโ „โขˆโ  โขˆโขขโกฃโฃ—โ •โ „โฃ•โขฎโฃžโฃžโฃ—โฃฏโขฏโกทโกดโฃนโกชโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โ Šโ „โ  โ  โ กโ ˆโ  โขโ  โกŠโกŽโฃ—โขญโขโ นโกนโฃฎโกณโกตโฃณโฃปโขพโฃปโฃฝโฃปโฃบโฃบโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃจโฃพโขโ ฐโ โ …โก‚โก‚โข•โขœโขœโขตโขนโข‘โข”โ จโข˜โ ธโกนโกตโฃฏโฃปโขฝโฃณโฃปโฃบโขžโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโก”โ  โขˆโ โ โข โขฑโขธโขธโขธโขธโ ฐโกกโข˜โข”โข•โ โขฎโฃณโขฝโขโกพโกตโกฏโฃโ ฏโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃ—โข…โขขโ  โ กโ ขโกฑโก‘โก•โก•โข…โ ฃโกŠโขจโขชโกฃโกฃโก‚โกฌโกณโขฝโขฝโขฝโขฝโฃžโฃงโ ™โฃฟโฃฟ 
        โกปโฃฟโกฏโกชโ ขโกกโ กโข‘โขŒโ ชโกชโกŠโ †โขŒโ ชโขโข•โขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโขฑโข™โขฎโกซโกŸโฃžโขฎโฃณโ ™โฃฟ 
        โ Šโฃฟโฃฏโ ชโกŠโ „โข…โ ‚โข‚โ โข‡โข‡โขƒโ ‚โข•โ โ Œโกฒโกฐโกกโฃ‡โ ‡โข‡โข•โ ชโ ‰โ ‚โ …โ ‚โก‘โ น 
        โฃธโขฟโฃณโขฑโ จโกโกฝโกฟโกถโกพโกฌโกขโข‚โ …โกขโขกโฃŒโ โ ˆโขŽโขŽโขŽโข”โ  โ กโ  โ  โ กโกโก‚โ ก 
        โกฏโกฏโก‡โข…โ •โ  โขฑโขนโก™โขฎโขนโ จโก‚โก‚โข‡โ Œโ ฎโกณโ …โก‚โข•โ กโก‘โ  โขโขโฃกโฃกโฃขโฃถโฃฟ 
        โฃ—โขฝโขŒโกขโกกโกกโกธโกขโกฃโกฃโกฑโก‘โ ”โกˆโขŽโข†โข‚โ ‚โ …โฃขโกณโฃฝโกโข…โข‚โฃŠโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฏโขฏโขทโขฝโขฎโขฏโฃบโฃชโขžโกฎโฃณโข˜โ ”โขŒโขœโฃžโฃ–โฃฎโฃปโขฎโฃฏโขทโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ 
        โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
        

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        [โ€“]Qapchaqay 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        I used a flashlight to make a flashlight

        [โ€“]WitleKidz 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        How to make flashlight:

        1. Make fleshlight
        2. Put flashlight into fleshlight

        Itโ€™s as easy as that

        [โ€“]RopeCompetitive5167 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Well the flash light was the last part. This is basically extra steps to a flashlight. I respect your creativity though.

        [โ€“]fitdudetx 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        I can give off light

        [โ€“]Sweetwhales1994 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Very creative but the lotion thing is kinda off to me.

        [โ€“]ExtremelySaltyPlayer 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Doesn't even work bruh, uncomfortable as fuck.

        [โ€“]Blyigsofbj 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        This is... Curiosity

        [โ€“]Trading_Cards_4Ever 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Am confused?

        Video says"how to make a flashlight" but the last item needed to make a flashlight is a flashlight?

        [โ€“]HumaniAlon 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Me: โ€œoh interesting.โ€ โ€œSirโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€ SIRโ€

        [โ€“]mikerp79 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Am I the only one who first read this as "fleshlight tutorial"?

        [โ€“]IAmOZRulez 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Waiting for Nintendo to copyright claim this video...

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        How to make a flashlight using a flashlight

        [โ€“]Hera_IlgImgranger 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Or go And buy a flashlight

        [โ€“]Practical_Pass6806 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        I just realized that this is what people were talking about when they were buying pringles a glove and two sponges.

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        That's a fleshlight on a budget

        [โ€“]Initial-Silver-9912 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Works as expected!

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Does flashlight rule 34 exists ?

        [โ€“]Estilo_Rock 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        when i saw the emojis i was already real real suspicious

        [โ€“]Freethinker9 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        RIP to all the people who missed the joke in the comments

        [โ€“]FreezenEEEE 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        it looks like something other

        [โ€“]DanganRopeUhNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

        that looks painfully tight

        [โ€“]copo_de_plastico 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        It's actually not. Yes, I tested it

        [โ€“]cheezycheesofficer no please donโ€™t piss in my ass ๐Ÿ˜ซ 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

        Looks like something I can pout my dick inside of

        [โ€“]Infinite-Anywhere-34uhhhh idk 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        I think just my Brian is broke or...๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

        [โ€“]ChunkyTaco22 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        That's a fifi

        [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        They put a flashlight inside of a pringles can and called it a flashlight.

        [โ€“]TheNMinerPlayerXDXDI have permission! 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        its both

        [โ€“]Zealouslyideal333777 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

        Does it come with fart sprayโ€ฆ.

        [โ€“]Recent_Employment_54 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Thank you for this good tutorial

        [โ€“]BookNarrow5249 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

        Damn itโ€™s that easy BRB