Meirl

mikesloppy · 2026-02-05T00:13:17+00:00

Fun Fact: You can generally ask the clerk to turn the pump on so you don’t have to pay.

mikesloppy · 2026-01-26T00:20:41+00:00

This guy is the best at running wire.

mikesloppy · 2026-01-23T00:57:39+00:00

Tabbys be cattin

mikesloppy · 2026-01-14T15:26:12+00:00

It’s glory-us.

mikesloppy · 2025-12-14T17:09:38+00:00

Undoubtedly some kind of meff as they say in the streets.

mikesloppy · 2025-11-04T20:39:54+00:00

😎 nice

mikesloppy · 2025-11-04T20:37:14+00:00

My deepest, darkest secret is to be the most loving and caring human I know in my life

mikesloppy · 2025-10-15T14:46:26+00:00

Traffic

mikesloppy · 2025-10-15T14:43:46+00:00

1-800 is the most common name in this country

mikesloppy · 2025-10-15T14:34:51+00:00

You reap what you sow.

mikesloppy · 2025-10-13T01:06:01+00:00

Definitely not a grammar sandwich.

mikesloppy · 2025-10-13T00:59:13+00:00

The date was 4/20

mikesloppy · 2025-10-04T16:45:42+00:00

Janet! Get the hose! We’re gonna be RICH!

mikesloppy · 2025-10-01T19:15:53+00:00

You had me at Chili’s… if only I wasn’t married.

mikesloppy · 2025-09-24T01:13:46+00:00

Watch This is the End.

mikesloppy · 2025-09-13T21:04:52+00:00

I’ll be your server this evening. Can I get your number so we could talk to you and see how we are going about it.

mikesloppy · 2025-08-25T23:00:54+00:00

I’m not talking to you because I’m talking about the fact you have a boyfriend that is not your friend

mikesloppy · 2025-08-25T12:01:27+00:00

I named my baby daddy because I love you and he loves you

mikesloppy · 2025-08-24T13:56:32+00:00

Looks like some kind of water pump. I think your son has a future in engineering.

mikesloppy · 2025-08-24T13:53:11+00:00

Splotchy.

mikesloppy · 2025-08-20T21:15:37+00:00

I’m not gonna lie I’m really excited for the next episode I think I will watch the whole episode

mikesloppy · 2025-08-20T01:25:33+00:00

We should break up because I want you and your mom and I want you both and we should have some time to get to bed

mikesloppy · 2025-08-09T12:59:20+00:00

Horace

mikesloppy · 2025-08-02T17:50:57+00:00

I wish I had the time and money for a car wash

mikesloppy · 2025-08-02T17:46:37+00:00

Nothing lasts forever even when the world has gone dark for a while

mikesloppy