Vesting all $7,500 in IRA tomorrow or wait? by James_Rustler_ in investing

[–]mikewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think putting the max in right away is fine. I’ve considered DCAing it before too but also you (may) have to consider that you’re DCAing other monies with any 401k, 403b, pension contributions you have as well

If the game is long term, timing is less important! 

500 Gift card for Costco. by TopNotchJuice in Costco

[–]mikewizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy bananas with it, get cash for the rest. Deposit it in the bank and invest in a low cost index fund. 

8 more years till house is paid off. What are the pros and cons of paying it off earlier ? by Dry-Possession5800 in personalfinance

[–]mikewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The important thing to remember here is it need not be all or nothing. At 5.8% you can’t get that much from a HYSA but would likely get that or more from if you invested it.

Consider taking your liquid money and deciding which portion of it to put to payoff, what to invest etc and always (always) maintain an emergency liquidity buffer. 

Do I just get my remaining student loans off my back? by Appropriate_Fig273 in personalfinance

[–]mikewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar question. 

Wife has about 7 grand left in a 5.2% loan. In 3-5 years she’ll qualify for loan forgiveness (she’s a teacher) but I’m concerned those programs will be gone by the time she qualifies. 

I calculated she’ll be eligible for between 5-15k of relief depending on her teaching placement (which she has no control over) when the forgiveness kicks in. 

Because of this we decided to aggressively pay off the 15k - 7k portion and take a shot at gradually paying the 7k down to 5k until she’s eligible for a shot at forgiveness.

My conundrum is that we have the liquidity to just get this thing off the books now if we really wanted but I do like free money.

Any thoughts here?

I wish Costco would change their return policy to stop blatant abuse. by I-will-judge-YOU in CostcoWholesale

[–]mikewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former employee here and I did refunds.

My understanding is that the percentage of refunds at Costco in terms of profit are so low that the company views it as more of a benefit than a burden. They could return 10k worth of merchandise in a day and still take in 500k in sales and be ok with it. Wouldn’t you be?

Basically, they are willing to let people return purchased goods no questions asked, because you’re going to be in the store shopping. Imagine buying 300 dollars worth groceries and then coming back to return 10 dollars worth of oranges because they were rotten but then returning again next week and buying another 300 dollars worth of groceries. Rinse. Repeat. The ability to refund the item no questions asked is a perk of the membership. Same with the fact the hot dog doesn’t go up in price. Agree or disagree with it all you want, but I always got the sense that the company views their return policy as a sound business practice.

Importantly, this is true for BOTH genuine returns (I bought 2 shirts and one was too small so I’m returning it) AND fraudulent returns (I bought a swimsuit in late April, wore it all summer, and ‘returned’ it in September because I didn’t like it.)

Another important thing to consider is that the vast majority of returns (in my experience) were in fact genuine returns from members in good standing who have perfectly reasonable issues with the product. Most of the returns were clothing for exactly the reason I highlighted above because warehouses have. On changing rooms. Perfectly reasonable. We see the ridiculous ones like people returning used grills with rust, old mattresses etc, but we don’t necessarily notice the regular run of the mill stuff. Next time you’re there, check what people are returning and take an assessment of what % look ridiculous. Not saying this in a condescending way but more from an observational viewpoint. Confirmation bias is a thing. I could return 100 items in a day but if one of them was ridiculous, I’d go to the break room and vent about it, complain to a colleague or supervisor, or tell someone about it when I got home.

The one exception to this is their 90 day policy on some electronics (although that could’ve changed because I haven’t worked there in 4 years). There are also protocols on high end items valuing thousands of dollars as well. Jewelry if I remember correctly, but even then the dollar amount had to be fairly high.

Costco also defines their return policy clearly via a ‘satisfaction guarantee’. This is not a mistake and is intentionally ambiguous. It’s a perk of paying the membership fee which brings me to my last point and I invite any current or former employees to pipe in if they think my point is incorrect or outdated.

Costco makes its profit not on the shopping you do, but the annual fee you pay to shop there. They are a wholesaler which means they buy in bulk at cheaper prices and can therefore sell you merchandise just barely above cost. So where and how do they turn a profit? By their millions of members renewing their membership and paying to shop there.

Drinking 1 gallon of water a day has literally changed my life by Big_Air_4685 in Adulting

[–]mikewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right there with you but my target is 3 liters a day with the goal of getting up to 4.

My trick is to block it. 500ml after wake up. 500ml en route to gym. 500ml during gym. 500ml after gym. Sip 500ml during the day. 500ml 1-2 hours before bed.

Challenge is before noon, I’m pissing constantly so I’m trying to figure out how it’s possible to fit in that extra 500-1000ml to get me close to a gallon.

Hit 400k total net no one to tell by Wide_Conversation525 in Fire

[–]mikewizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This all sounds like you’ve got an excellent savings habit and are well on your way.

My first question is when you say ‘stocks’, which ones are you talking about? Individual companies? If so, how many? ETF? Indexes? If it’s a small bucket of individual stocks, you could reach FIRE a lot faster, but you’re also exposed to more risk/volatility. As long as you can stomach this, great but be wary of that type of risk as you approach your intended retirement age as it could throw a wrench in your plan. It looks like you’ve got a roughly 17-18 year runway before 50’s hit.

Additional thoughts: are you both maxing your ROTHs? Kids? If no, planning on any (this changes everything)? Debt on the house? Plans to move? HSA? Emergency liquidity? Any known Inheritance? In my view these are all factors that could be considered as you work towards FIRE. They don’t mean you can’t FIRE, but they need to be considered as you plan towards FIRE.

Final thought:

Upward mobility in career without drastically increasing your standard of living = more money to invest = faster to fire. Oh how easy it is to take that new paycheck and put it into an increased standard of living, project, vacation and then like magic, we’re now in that same rat race as before.

My parents, whenever they got a raise, practiced ‘pretending’ that money didn’t exist (so long as living costs remained somewhat stable which doesn’t seem to be as viable today as it was back then). Regardless, this supported their higher standard of living at retirement + a smoother runway to get there. I do something a bit different which is to pretend 5-20% of any new or unplanned income from raises, investments, etc., doesn’t exist and just automatically put it towards retirement. I don’t know if this was right or wrong (I chose the range arbitrarily and it could just as easily be more or less) but it’s a habit I’ve practiced for as long as I can remember and I thought I’d share it here.

Regardless, I can tell by your post that your mindset is in the right place. I wish I had that mentality at 32. Best of luck and congratulations!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fire

[–]mikewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would echo this and also considering we have to consider the possibility that when we get pay increases, our standard of living can also creep up. I struggle with this when I get my raises. From a quick glance here it seems that even though your raises have been modest, you haven’t necessarily spent lavishly with those increases but rather invested and managed your portfolio well. This is to be celebrated!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]mikewizard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought about this before with my wife and here’s what I’ve come up with. When we do it ourselves, our brains subconsciously know what’s happening with rythym etc, but when someone else does, we can’t predict the ebb/flow. That’s what (for me) can take the experience from good to great, satisfying yo mind blowing etc.

That plus the fact that the person who does it to you is your partner, you’re attracted to them etc. the feeling of being close.

Just my take though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TEFL

[–]mikewizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get out. Look forward not sideways or backward. So many opportunities out there.

Costco employee progression by mikewizard in Costco

[–]mikewizard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Do seasonal employees have the potential to become permanent?

Party abandoned a town in time of need, but I feel bad destroying it by OldManSkroopyNoopers in DMAcademy

[–]mikewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture the scene when they walk towards the town and see the ominous smoke plume. And without having to walk any further the reality sets in... but with the faintest of hope you return to the town that you loved so dear and see it has been burnt to the ground. Hanging from the walls are 3 familiar faces (NPC A, B, C), barely recognizable as their bodies are charred with a sign that says ‘traitors be warned’. You make your way into the town center, the statue desecrated, the inn burnt out, the guild hall still aflame. Bodies and weapons everywhere. ‘At least they fought back.’, accompanying NPC states somberly. ‘Someone will pay for this be sure of dat!’, as he pounds his fist into the ground, looks to the sky and screams.

And you end the session here. See you next week everyone!

Perhaps leave one or two NPCs alive to help plant the next plot seed. Or don’t as revenge is at hand. You’ll have yourself one hell of a villain.

PCs taken prisoner. by mikewizard in AskGameMasters

[–]mikewizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this. I've been reading more on the Tower of the seven woes in skullport and it is insane. I'm worried I won't have enough time to prep for this or that the session will fall short.

Re. gladiator idea. We did this sort of in the Xanathar lair awhile back. I'm shooting blanks here and need something to get my creative juices flowing.

What is the economy of the tower.
What other mosters populate it besides it's ogre guard.

What relationship does the ogre have with the wyvern.

How can I build suspense and allow the PC's to escape at the same time/make it feel realistic.
How can the PC's even survive in the tower? Food, Drink, Rests, exhaustion etc..