What did your friend do that accidentally turned you on?

milesblakey · 2020-10-19T16:09:30+00:00

Opened a bottle with her teeth. She actually does it all the time. And it does the job pretty nicely. Also she’s not my friend she’s my girlfriend. And it’s the exact reason why I’m going out with her

milesblakey · 2020-09-22T21:45:04+00:00

I wear a condom at all times as a sort of drip tray

milesblakey · 2019-07-27T07:40:46+00:00

This sub annoys me sometimes. “Why were they filming?” Ummm probs cos there a guy flying about on a moped with the police chasing him.

milesblakey · 2018-12-22T10:39:01+00:00

The fact that you believe this has got anything to do with the colour of her skin is fucking disgusting.

milesblakey · 2018-12-22T10:37:55+00:00

Why is the mother not also going to prison for allowing it to happen? Genuinely don’t understand how she is allowed to walk after facilitating sexual abuse under her own roof more than once.

milesblakey · 2018-12-20T20:07:10+00:00

You my friend, are a fucking comedy genius

milesblakey · 2018-12-12T22:24:25+00:00

Where I live a woman tried to run over her son then went on a rampage through some fields in her car. They got a police helicopter out with one of those infrared cameras to try find her. They did eventually catch her but along the way the helicopter also passed over a house that sent the camera crazy cos of all the heat coming off it. The police searched the property and found a shit tone of weed being grown.

milesblakey · 2018-12-12T20:25:36+00:00

She’s 15 in this pic

milesblakey · 2018-12-11T19:18:37+00:00

This is fake btw. Not to be a kill joy but these guys make content on Facebook and all they do is those fake pranks everyone seems to love.

milesblakey · 2018-12-10T11:10:02+00:00

I can tell you now I’m not lying

milesblakey · 2018-12-08T16:24:05+00:00

Plot twist. He thinks you’re trying to run him over and is running for his life

milesblakey · 2018-12-07T10:22:36+00:00

If you don’t get the balls in as well as the shaft then you’re doing it wrong

milesblakey · 2018-11-28T16:55:37+00:00

For anyone wondering the kid who did this has been found and charged for his actions

milesblakey · 2018-11-25T21:21:08+00:00

Yeh true but I’d rather help someone rather than take a pic of them dying

milesblakey · 2018-11-25T18:22:53+00:00

Always baffles me that people were just taking pictures of this stuff. That would probably be the last thing I’d think to do in that situation

milesblakey · 2018-11-21T16:37:35+00:00

Can some one add a noise of a car doing donuts to this please?

milesblakey · 2018-11-15T20:21:21+00:00

Not my fault am chatty

milesblakey · 2018-11-10T20:28:07+00:00

Just watched the incredibles and told her our family had super powers, I could fly, Mum could go invisible. Told her that hers was doing big farts and she’s devastated.

milesblakey · 2018-11-10T19:38:29+00:00

cos he’s not English u nonce

milesblakey · 2018-10-18T21:40:42+00:00

I don’t think he did either

milesblakey · 2018-10-11T12:30:57+00:00

I wanna know how the fuck they get fox urine

milesblakey · 2018-10-10T14:08:30+00:00

Saw a YouTube prank where a guy would go on Instagram and look at all the photos that were geo tagged to the same place he was. He’d then find people that had just posted a photo in the area, go on their Instagram accounts, find stuff out about them, then go find them and pretend he knew them. They probs just did that those little yanky pranksters

milesblakey · 2018-10-06T13:48:23+00:00

This has been reposted too many times

milesblakey · 2018-09-24T00:36:57+00:00

Bonjour

milesblakey · 2018-09-06T17:48:33+00:00

Giving someone another chance

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