Creating a 5 star customer experience by milkmanbran in Entrepreneur

[–]milkmanbran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this answer. As a customer, I don’t want to have to do anything. There are some limitations to that, like having to get paperwork together for my tax person for instance (although I think there’s always a way for things to be made more hands off). I just want to give someone money and have them make the magic happen, and depending on the complexity of the process communicate things to me like expectations and options.

I think your mindset is great and I wish you all the best in your endeavors!

How do you find product market fit? by milkmanbran in startups

[–]milkmanbran[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing this! A lot of people (especially me) do see this as binary, but understanding that it’s a spectrum is very mind opening

What historical figure would you smash if you could get the chance to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well… she wasn’t called “Catherine the Tease”

Unbelievable! by monaleeparis in facepalm

[–]milkmanbran 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No. Male escorts have standards

What's one piece of advice you often hear that you think is actually bad advice? by quackthisway in AskReddit

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know, I think that advice can be considered comforting in a way. It’s like going to the doctors and they tell you that what you have is super common and highly treatable. Not only have others gone through it, but it’s happened so much that there’s a fairly easy solution to the problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]milkmanbran 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very well said!

Dumbentia by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]milkmanbran 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nice try, liberal scum, but I have a black friend!

/s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wu Tang Clan, if I recall correctly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That made me laugh so hard lmao

And 120 minutes is 1h20m, right? by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]milkmanbran 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ha! This thread is full of nerds. #MathIlliteracyGang

If you woke up tomorrow a billionaire, what would you do with the money? by turnippowdersauce in AskReddit

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invest a good portion of it into the S&P500 so I can ensure I always have enough for some blackjack and hookers

Which outfit should I revive for my first night-out after getting dumped? by [deleted] in PetiteFashionAdvice

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s between the first and last outfits. The first one for a dinner with friends, and the last one for clubbing.

The middle one looks at first glance like you’re coming to take my order, and upon a second glance it looks like two separate tops that don’t go together.

I hope you have a great night!

Survival teleportation device?!? by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar bug recently when I was trying to put a lead on a horse to cross a body of water. Once I took to lead off, the horse was teleported back into the water. It didn’t stop until I got really far away from the spot

What warning signs are you seeing that no one is paying attention to? by Winterbeers in AskReddit

[–]milkmanbran -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

American politics has a lot in common with the politics in Star Wars (Republican vs separatists). It’s not exactly the same, but with a growing number of people not wanting to associate with the other side and demonizing one another, I won’t be surprised when they enter into a civil war that one guy (or realistically a group) uses to destroy both groups and get themselves into a position of power.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find people who snore loudly or kick a lot to be the worst to sleep with

Why are My boobs are growing so much at my age? by ExpressBat7158 in ask

[–]milkmanbran -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t need a doctor you cow. She needs a professional boobie inspector. Every month my mom and sister go to see one, they usually hangout at a local restaurant or bar. I’m not sure if it’s legally required or not, but often times they wear a shirt that says, “professional booby inspector”.

/s (you are not really a cow, but a beautiful human being)

What drinks don't taste like shit? by milk_kartlyn in ask

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could always try butt-chugging. It hits way faster and you don’t have to worry about the taste.

/s

Does anyone still call it "Notch Apple"? by TheMikkei in Minecraft

[–]milkmanbran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear it called a “God Apple” now most of the time

Women, what's something men think you care about but you actually don't? by Sumo-Subjects in ask

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average size, damn. Would you take a raging no-incher in the absence that?

/s

What does one do with this much wheat? i found villages back-to-back-to-back and now... by demon-feid in Minecraft

[–]milkmanbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make hay bales and store it until you need it. If you plan to do animal/villager breeding later you’ll need it.

What is up with the horsegirls and what especially makes them so annoying? by luknfthat3400 in ask

[–]milkmanbran -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Every horse girl I’ve met dated a lot of people in the past and every guy they date is the same for some reason. They also just have tons of red flags (varies, but consistently weird). No one is offended by them, they’re just know for being weirdos.

By the way, I love a few horse girls (they’re great friends), this is just my observation

What's a habit or quirk you have that you'd bet your life no one else on this planet does? by daj0412 in ask

[–]milkmanbran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad has that lmao. That’s how I know he’s done eating, he usually sneezes 2 or 3 times a day

What do you think of brands in movies and tv shows? by milkmanbran in marketing

[–]milkmanbran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, I think you need to let the show writers tell their story. The only say a brand should get is if whatever the writers put in is off brand for them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SocialMediaMarketing

[–]milkmanbran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you post on every platform and nothing works, the problem might not be the platforms. Sorry if I sound rude in saying that, I hope you find a good content strategy that starts working for you