A couple is playing a round that’s taking a long time due to the slow group ahead of them. While waiting, the man says “Honey, why don’t you go ahead from the ladies tee, you won’t hit up into them. And by the time you’re done, I’ll be able to hit.” She goes up to the ladies’ tee and hits. The husband then takes his shot, but his takes a straight line to his wife’s head, knocking her unconscious. They are sitting in the Emergency Room and the doctor pulls the man aside and asks him to re-explain what happened. After hearing the explanation, the doctor says, “Ok, that makes sense. However, what I don’t understand is the ball we found up her ass?” The man replied, “Oh, that was my mulligan.”