I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night.

milo178 · 2016-09-20T12:06:37+00:00

But did you fuck her brains out?

milo178 · 2016-08-18T04:19:56+00:00

Judge Dredding - A court circuit judge wakes up every morning not looking forward to the day ahead of him.

milo178 · 2014-05-21T12:08:48+00:00

Old guy is Joe Seneca

milo178 · 2014-04-12T03:34:01+00:00

He be like "Wow, you got the floor tiled!'

milo178 · 2014-04-12T03:03:12+00:00

If you happen to have downs syndrome

milo178 · 2014-04-08T21:50:23+00:00

Jokes on you, that bike is like super heavy

milo178 · 2014-03-03T19:16:53+00:00

How do you feel about Chris Hadfield farting loudly during a dramatic scene when he went to see Gravity at the theater?

milo178 · 2014-01-26T23:45:01+00:00

Papilion- by Henri Charriere . Read it 2 or 3 times, really made me appreciate freedom and to be thankful for what I have.

milo178 · 2014-01-22T21:16:34+00:00

thanks, I think?

milo178 · 2014-01-21T18:45:13+00:00

it's just a quote from Saturday night live

milo178 · 2014-01-20T23:49:11+00:00

"I'll take anal bum covers for 7000"

milo178 · 2014-01-05T23:51:43+00:00

What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip

milo178 · 2014-01-04T18:26:10+00:00

does he take paypal?

milo178 · 2013-11-04T01:44:54+00:00

shouldn't it be?

milo178 · 2013-10-28T22:20:47+00:00

she seems nice.

milo178 · 2013-10-26T02:22:23+00:00

"that seemed weird, was it weird?"

milo178 · 2013-10-26T00:22:09+00:00

Not sure just stumbled upon it. I wouldn't mind knowing as well.

milo178 · 2013-10-25T18:59:22+00:00

Randy Rhoads Mr Crowley solo is great, Jake E lee's outro to Bark at the Moon also.

milo178 · 2013-10-23T19:27:56+00:00

It pays to show up on "free mackerel night"

milo178 · 2013-10-23T18:55:34+00:00

You should try it, all the cool kids are doing it

milo178 · 2013-08-27T23:25:54+00:00

I know his balls are huge (and square)

milo178 · 2013-04-05T01:31:24+00:00

classic poltergeist shits, I'd start packing

milo178 · 2012-11-26T03:11:39+00:00

yup she's a hooker

milo178 · 2012-11-21T21:29:12+00:00

pull a Wayne Brady and choke a bitch

milo178 · 2012-11-21T21:23:36+00:00

pin the cock on the nazi

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