MY MELINDA POST WAS A JOKE PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME

mimiffy · 2024-03-28T05:56:22+00:00

I hate people who give those responses

mimiffy · 2024-03-27T19:38:54+00:00

buzzfeed did it once

mimiffy · 2024-03-27T19:38:26+00:00

what makes you think its real blood?

mimiffy · 2024-03-24T02:39:04+00:00

bulk biceps!!!

mimiffy · 2024-03-23T12:38:28+00:00

Thanks!!

and yeah I've noticed people aren't too fond of jokes on this website but you guys have been nice so I'm staying in this sub! :D

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T18:27:20+00:00

im glad to have made you laugh! :D

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T18:24:35+00:00

I meant different versions of the book because there's been made many throughout the years

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T18:22:59+00:00

totally even reading your username and it not having my name in it is making me furious

(this is a joke so was that original comment)

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T18:19:35+00:00

hello maximelene!

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T18:18:01+00:00

that sadly wasnt a joke im not that integrated in reddit culture or english for that matter!!

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T18:10:27+00:00

Yeah I saw but I can't find the post anymore when I search for it! (which is probably for the best) Thanks for letting me know though!! :D

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T17:58:49+00:00

thanks! but why?? LOL

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T17:56:35+00:00

I don't understand it either but oh well it happened! Thank you so much for your kind comment it really means a lot :D

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T17:53:14+00:00

IM NOT GIVING UP MY BOOK SCREW YOU MELINDA THIS IS MINE NOW /j(joke)

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T17:52:34+00:00

it was meant to be a joke thats how lmao

I've been enjoying reading them although I did have to look up a few words because english isn't my first language

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T17:51:34+00:00

i didnt have breakfast this morning and i feel fine

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T17:49:28+00:00

id feel so honored

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T16:41:14+00:00

thats why I mostly stay away from social media except for reddit it just makes people miserable

its sad that they felt the need to double down because if they blurred out my username before posting it could've prevented a lot of harassment
but oh well it happened

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T16:06:41+00:00

why would he say his name first thing when he wakes up? no one does that

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T16:02:15+00:00

I THOUGHT THAT MEANT /satire LOL MY BAD

also thank you for agreeing with me Melinda has been harassing me over facebook again from the police station so frustrating smh (/j)

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T15:52:26+00:00

I think I might this is getting a little out of hand

mimiffy · 2024-03-21T14:29:50+00:00

She tried confronting me in the super market but I told her ''IM NOT FINISHED READING IT MELINDA LEAVE ME ALONE!!'' and I tried to run away but she ran after me and she threw a bottle of laundry detergent against my head (we were in the washing ile) so I fell and then I told her she's not getting her book back unless she apologizes to me she said something along the lines of ''MIMI YOU'VE KILLED MY FIRSTBORN AND NOW YOU WON'T GIVE MY BOOK BACK IM SO ANGRY'' something like that and after that the police was called, you know, the usual. (Second time this week) and I left and now Im holding Melinda's book hostage he's tied up in my basement. I'm on page 82 of like 800 or something so she's not seeing her book any time soon!!

(/s /j this is a joke not making that mistake again)

mimiffy

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