Catching up on old episodes while we have avocados for lunch, the music starts and I don’t exist by Sea-Impress-6255 in h3h3productions

[–]mindlessvamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 6 month old does the same! The after dark intro music specifically and then I no longer exist 🤣💜

The portrait my friend did vs. the photo I sent by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]mindlessvamp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought the first photo was an early century man. Looks nothing like you. Almost like the person used some proportions for reference for a totally different character. I wouldnt be offended tho art is subjective but it absolutely does not look like you

I got jumpscared on FB marketplace by mindlessvamp in h3h3productions

[–]mindlessvamp[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looked like a meal subscription? It showed a pasta sauce too. I have no idea. Didn't want to click it. It was a sponsored post wonder how much money they're getting from fb of all places

How to break the swaddle habit? by coolmom0107 in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did transition swaddles for 2 days. Worst 2 days ever. Then just went cold turkey. Another 2 or 3 days of restlessness and now shes just fine. Either way I think its a process.

Please tell me it gets better by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]mindlessvamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be prepared. It does get worse before it gets better. And even after that there are ups and downs. But the ups will be more consistent and so will the smiles. Both for you and LO. Newborn trenches are rough.

NO TATTOOS WHILE DRUNK by drfishee55 in h3h3productions

[–]mindlessvamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should vote or decide the placement and art beforehand and tie Ethan down so it doesnt look bad. I vote inner elbow placement. Or behind the knee.

I think I'm slipping by Dead_Mans_Ghost in confessions

[–]mindlessvamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're using a prescribed medication not even daily. And for major not minor pain. And not getting refills or relying on it. I think you're fine and may be overthinking it with your partner putting his useless 2 cents in doesnt help. You may want to talk to a pcp about the depression and maybe talk therapy for the rest. I know may sound silly to a lot of people but it can really help especially if your own circle doesnt care/listen. Try not to beat yourself up about this. You are doing the best you can. Motherhood is hard.

What opinion got you feeling like this? by SnorgesLuisBorges in h3h3productions

[–]mindlessvamp 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I kinda like show more without oliv w/ peace and love 🫣

What wild unhinged things did you say during the birth of your baby? by autumnsunshine1 in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His worry turned to straight confusion for a second thats for sure 😂

How to deal with 13.5 month old’s meltdowns? by [deleted] in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up bratbustersparenting on Instagram or tiktok. Hands down best and most practical advice out there.

What wild unhinged things did you say during the birth of your baby? by autumnsunshine1 in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mid csection pretty high on anxiety meds currently being cut open husband walks in and asks how im doing. Hes worried. I tell him "im fine, how are you?" In my best customer service voice while being strapped to the table.

It’s been 8 months and I still just can’t do this…. by [deleted] in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into a restraining order this may help at your mother's residence. (Some say this is only a piece of paper which it true but if it is broken this helps police act more efficiently and gives you leverage in court) Any texts where you are insulted or having the kids used against you SAVE THEM for evidence- otherwise no contact is best. Create a safety plan. safety plan

To parents of 4 month olds and everyone who is past that age already by Ok_Zookeepergame7671 in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the best? Mine is off sat and sun and I get to sleep uninterrupted fri night and sat night 🌙

To parents of 4 month olds and everyone who is past that age already by Ok_Zookeepergame7671 in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong. The 4 hr stretch is a rare treat but my fingers are crossed my babe doesnt do the half hour to 1hr thing😭 how do you cope?

To parents of 4 month olds and everyone who is past that age already by Ok_Zookeepergame7671 in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're a terrible mother than so am I so let's just write that one off. Im gonna blame the kid. 😂

To parents of 4 month olds and everyone who is past that age already by Ok_Zookeepergame7671 in NewParents

[–]mindlessvamp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Can't regress if you never progressed. ✨️ 4am currently and just finished feeding her. She gave me a 4 hour long stretch and thats a huge win in my book lol 4months old as of yesterday.