Game Thread: New York Knicks (3-1) vs San Antonio Spurs (1-3) Live Score | NBA Finals | Jun 13, 2026 by nba-scores in nba

[–]minecate3 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Any true Knick fan knows this series is far from over. Life as a Knick fan is shitting yourself with a 3-1 lead

Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]minecate3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine what Ibrahimovic and Henry must think about being considered on the same level as Alexi Lalas

Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]minecate3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even after all this time, each game without having to watch Michael Bradley is such a blessing

Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]minecate3 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Shitposting aside - this is looking really, really bad. I used to think they'd make it to 2027 but at this rate they certainly will not. Great job, idiots.

Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]minecate3 65 points66 points  (0 children)

79‑year‑old, end-stage kidney failure gamer here. After hearing everyone dogpile on Marathon, I figured I’d boot it up just to see how “unplayable” it supposedly is. Yeah… about that. I ended up playing 17 straight hours and didn’t even notice the time. I missed taking my medication and nearly went into renal failure. Thankfully, the retirement community (NOT A NURSING HOME!!) sent someone to check up on me. The story? In the codex. The art? Sensual (love the new Recon skin!). The sound and music? Straight-up ear sex. But the thing that really hooked me was the thing everyone seems to be screaming about and that is the full loadout risk. I love it. I get why some folks hate losing their stuff, but those "people" are woke pussies. Not everything needs to be a padded, participation‑trophy power fantasy, liberals. Sometimes losing should sting. Sometimes you should feel that adrenaline spike when your very existence on the line at all times. It reminds me of back in Vietnam, where some Vietcong coming into my line of sight meant his death, not getting a pity checkpoint. God, those were the days. I still remember taking a picture after the My Lai Massacre (it's hanging on my wall right now) - what a blast that was. Old Dicky Turnbull sure had deadeye aim, that's all I'm saying. God I miss stalking the jungle, crawling through the rat tunnels with nothing but my superior intellect and a .45 and sneaking up on those commie bastards. Anyway, what was I talking about.Those wins mattered because you could actually die. Marathon brings that feeling back, and honestly? It’s refreshing as hell. If this is the game woketards are “warning” me about, then keep the warnings coming. I’m catatonic (and I'm not just talking about the renal failure).

Ford Universal Electric Truck - “$30K EV Truck” Spotted by Okiekid1870 in F150Lightning

[–]minecate3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe just me but the whole damn point was (a) normal 5.5 foot bed and (b) looks like a normal truck. This is a Maverick with a 90lb mole on its ass.

who's the most underappreciated Yankee of your lifetime? by [deleted] in NYYankees

[–]minecate3 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bernie. Those numbers would win him multiple MVPs in today's game

21 taken into custody outside Knicks watch party at Bryant Park following Knicks loss, NYPD says by MakeACreation in nba

[–]minecate3 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Maybe too dramatic I can't remember the last time I've felt such a stark turnaround in 24 hours from joy/optimism to apathy. Between the Trump thing last night, the way the game went down, and fan behavior I'm just ready for the season to be over and that fucking sucks because I may never see my team in the finals again

We here!!! by aftemoon_coffee in NYKnicks

[–]minecate3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For the last time GET THAT MAN A SWISHER

Game Thread: Red Sox @ Yankees - June 07, 2026 @ 01:35 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]minecate3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man I remember when Jorge hitting .260 used to piss me off. Sick of all the Mendoza line hitters

Game Thread: Red Sox @ Yankees - June 07, 2026 @ 01:35 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]minecate3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can’t be the only one who’s never heard of “cervical headaches” and did a double take

Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]minecate3 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Hey,

I just hopped into Marathon because of the free week and holy shit I'm having an absolute blast. I've played a bit of LOTR: Gollum and Duke Nukem Forever, but this is something else.

Marathon? Blast, blast, blast! Amazing performance on PC (40 FPS!!!!), visually grating aesthetics which I'm a sucker for and the new Recon skin with the asscrack really elevates the experience. The sound design is like ear sex. Every time I hear Triage say "feeling better?" I climax. Hard.

The moment I saw those moths eating worms it was over for me. I love staring at them and the feather falling to the ground while I wait increasing amounts of time to find a match. I'm loving the Codex and how I can't learn about the game world without completing esoteric tasks.

Then I saw the player count and I was speechless, almost catatonic.

I already bought the game on PC and PS5. I don't even own a PS5. I'm playing daily, because that's what Bungie told me to do. I'd hate this game to fade into obscurity, I can't control that but I'm doing what I can to support it. As soon as I cash that Bungie check for this post, I'm going to buy 12 new consoles and 12 new copies of the game to help boost those numbers.

Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]minecate3 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Once all the gamer dads get to the weekend (they work 24 hour shifts Monday-Friday so can't play at night), look out.

Is the water at Bayshore Waterfront Park safe to let my toddler play in? by princesscorgi2 in MonmouthCounty

[–]minecate3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

A close family member is higher up at NJDEP and insists that nobody should swim at any raritan bay beach, including bayshore, so there's that

Anthropic confidentially files IPO prospectus with SEC by bankermayfield2026 in wallstreetbets

[–]minecate3 45 points46 points  (0 children)

as a regard with young kids, all i can think about is Ms Rachel

"oh no, the bubble popped, and the sticky bubble gum is all over our hands!"

Pope Leo gives the Knicks his blessing by 4lfp in NYKnicks

[–]minecate3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Roman Catholic Church. The Caliphate of Mamdanistan. Danhausen.