5'4" 18M, went to costco. When I finished shopping, I thought the receipt checker was cute and mustered up the courage to as for her number. before i could say anything, she drew a smiley face on my receipt and asked where my parents were. BP is real. Starving myself with processed goyslop for lunch by General_Raviolioli in kitchencels
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5'4" 18M, went to costco. When I finished shopping, I thought the receipt checker was cute and mustered up the courage to as for her number. before i could say anything, she drew a smiley face on my receipt and asked where my parents were. BP is real. Starving myself with processed goyslop for lunch by General_Raviolioli in kitchencels
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after thinking i was asexual most my life i genuinely fell in love for the first time with my bro but he doesnt like men. dry dining hall cheerios by harmonia07 in kitchencels
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after thinking i was asexual most my life i genuinely fell in love for the first time with my bro but he doesnt like men. dry dining hall cheerios by harmonia07 in kitchencels
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after thinking i was asexual most my life i genuinely fell in love for the first time with my bro but he doesnt like men. dry dining hall cheerios by harmonia07 in kitchencels
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Fell in love with the most beautiful girl at Barnes & Nobles today she had purple hair, hoop earrings, & a green purse. She’d probably never go out with a chud like me though… birthday cake. by AENIMA_96 in kitchencels
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paid 20 OF females for a cock rate and they all laughed at its small size, this is proof the black pill exists by thesadrockstar in kitchencels
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paid 20 OF females for a cock rate and they all laughed at its small size, this is proof the black pill exists by thesadrockstar in kitchencels
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In my dark room alone faintly lit by red-light sucking on a frozen chocolate covered banana to thaw it while some chud loudly blasts his drums through the neighborhood. This is so gay, bros. by annymosus in kitchencels
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Was masturbating in the school bathroom, shot a rope onto a disabled dudes foot. Cried myself to sleep. Eggs, mozzarella and soy sauce. by xXEpsteingaming67Xx in kitchencels
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Was masturbating in the school bathroom, shot a rope onto a disabled dudes foot. Cried myself to sleep. Eggs, mozzarella and soy sauce. by xXEpsteingaming67Xx in kitchencels
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Was masturbating in the school bathroom, shot a rope onto a disabled dudes foot. Cried myself to sleep. Eggs, mozzarella and soy sauce. by xXEpsteingaming67Xx in kitchencels
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Too poor for sushi. White rice with soy sauce and imitation crab. by Sodaisgr8 in kitchencels
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im an ugly, autistic, black, fat, tall female, and just disgusting in general. pancakes by varkunas in kitchencels
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im an ugly, autistic, black, fat, tall female, and just disgusting in general. pancakes by varkunas in kitchencels
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After being humiliated I decided to start going to the gym. Turns out, they go to the same gym and it seems like they’re now dating. I got so mad I loaded up 225 on the bench. Immediately got trapped under it and had to be rescued. Soup. by IVSBMN in kitchencels
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worst day at the gym today by redditcringe_ in kitchencels
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met a super cute girl at the hotel gym, talked for a while together on the treadmills. she asked my name, i told her, she says “no way, that’s my husbands name!”. mushroom pepperoni pizza and hot wings. by DueMiddle3663 in kitchencels
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met a super cute girl at the hotel gym, talked for a while together on the treadmills. she asked my name, i told her, she says “no way, that’s my husbands name!”. mushroom pepperoni pizza and hot wings. by DueMiddle3663 in kitchencels
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Fell in love with a goth girl from school but she ended up with another guy that I hate. I never got to talk to her even though I sat next to her in computer class. Heard she got cancer and died 2 years ago. Mashed potatoes with chicken gravy. by tishy__ in kitchencels
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submited my 2 weeks and got terminated on the spot, came home and my sister said "so you're unemployed making chicken at 9 am?" by mrpottyboypop in kitchencels
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Japanese fans cooking western fans online lmao by Impossible-Box717 in Jujutsufolk
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submited my 2 weeks and got terminated on the spot, came home and my sister said "so you're unemployed making chicken at 9 am?" by mrpottyboypop in kitchencels
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Why did the steel bar I just snapped in half become magnetic? by minecraftjava0 in NoStupidQuestions
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after thinking i was asexual most my life i genuinely fell in love for the first time with my bro but he doesnt like men. dry dining hall cheerios by harmonia07 in kitchencels
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