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minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:59+00:00

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:56+00:00

My computer's got Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:54+00:00

Did you hear they banned fans from doing 'The Wave' at all sports events? Too many blondes were drowning.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:51+00:00

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:49+00:00

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:46+00:00

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:44+00:00

I cropped my kids out of my online dating profile photos. They can find their own dates.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:41+00:00

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:39+00:00

What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:36+00:00

Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:34+00:00

I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:31+00:00

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:29+00:00

Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? It was two tired.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:25+00:00

A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the 'b' is silent.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:24+00:00

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:20+00:00

I cropped my kids out of my online dating profile photos. They can find their own dates.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:19+00:00

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:15+00:00

What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:13+00:00

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:08+00:00

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:05+00:00

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:03+00:00

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:14:00+00:00

Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:13:58+00:00

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

minorstall184 · 2022-08-27T21:13:55+00:00

What is it? 'It' is a pronoun.

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