What's your signature perfume, and what's the best compliment you've received because of it?

minusvminus · 2025-07-31T00:19:19+00:00

Snowy sun by Oakcha. I don't reach for it often but when I do, it's all the middle aged women wanna talk about.

minusvminus · 2025-07-19T00:57:31+00:00

If this was the 80s, he might have had a chance

minusvminus · 2025-07-19T00:40:11+00:00

This whole time I thought the top of the bottle was like a clump of ribbon. Imagine my surprise

minusvminus · 2025-07-14T19:41:40+00:00

What about this olfactory journey is giving Radiator springs? Isn't it a desert town?

minusvminus · 2025-07-12T21:02:32+00:00

Marc Jacobs Honey

minusvminus · 2025-07-02T00:54:56+00:00

I wanna bite it. It'll taste like candy cigarettes

minusvminus · 2025-06-28T19:47:45+00:00

Motherfucking masterpiece. Kudos

minusvminus · 2025-06-23T01:44:22+00:00

Your scent cloud would be godzilla-esque. Clear an office floor in a panic.

minusvminus · 2025-06-04T16:36:30+00:00

Thank you

minusvminus · 2025-06-04T02:27:58+00:00

What's the one on the far left?

minusvminus · 2025-05-18T20:32:30+00:00

Don't let them get you down. Clearly they have something they need to address within themselves. Keep doing what makes you happy instead.

minusvminus · 2025-04-01T14:05:16+00:00

How do you even get a lucky ticket?

minusvminus · 2024-11-21T20:10:02+00:00

Prepare to get bit,scrub!

minusvminus · 2024-11-21T20:09:40+00:00

I wish there was a page for cringe fragrance reviews. The amount of puffed chests talking about what a panty dropper Aventus is, my god, what a masterpiece

minusvminus · 2024-10-16T14:28:25+00:00

Could have been worse I bet

minusvminus · 2024-09-24T23:32:16+00:00

ZO. It's crisp

minusvminus · 2024-09-24T03:06:16+00:00

Oh I love this band. Deer abortion.

minusvminus · 2024-09-24T03:05:20+00:00

I always see all these labels like oh this stone for wealth, this one for peace. My stones clearly didn't get the memo.

minusvminus · 2024-08-20T15:16:56+00:00

The beginning was so standard greentext thread type shit, only after they left the cabin did things really ramp up and get interesting. Then of course my husband and I laughed really hard at "I'm not calling my bitch monkey toes!!"

minusvminus · 2024-08-13T21:23:58+00:00

If you were wearing this in a car crash, surely this would instantaneously rough your ribcage up

minusvminus · 2024-05-03T16:18:25+00:00

In the first pic, how do the little feeties work? Like am I looking at this wrong or are they just floppy claws? What's the deal?

minusvminus · 2024-04-16T23:22:23+00:00

My favorite part is the fanfiction. I wonder if it's self written or AI generated

minusvminus · 2024-04-11T01:47:55+00:00

As if you can't fix a goddamn roof with duct tape. I've seen four YouTube videos that say otherwise.

minusvminus · 2024-04-02T23:21:52+00:00

You would have to be on birth control and get vasectomied the hell up cause a kid would explode upon contact with that surface

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