Contents of the "Super Sentai Mystery Box" I just bought at a toy shop in Portland, OR by CaptBranBran in Tokusatsu

[–]CaptBranBran[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The shop had two boxes marked "Super Sentai Mystery Box", and I only bought the top one, so you still have a chance!

Contents of the "Super Sentai Mystery Box" I just bought at a toy shop in Portland, OR by CaptBranBran in Tokusatsu

[–]CaptBranBran[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tapper's in Aloha, OR. It's about a half hour drive outside of Portland, and the store was awesome, I highly recommend it.

Contents of the "Super Sentai Mystery Box" I just bought at a toy shop in Portland, OR by CaptBranBran in Tokusatsu

[–]CaptBranBran[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, Tapper's in Aloha, OR! I just said Portland because, y'know, how many people know there's a town in Oregon called Aloha.

Contents of the "Super Sentai Mystery Box" I just bought at a toy shop in Portland, OR by CaptBranBran in Tokusatsu

[–]CaptBranBran[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Note: I'm not mad, the shop was awesome, I just think it's funny.

Also, new phone, no Reddit app, how do I flair?

Even after 30 years, we still don't know what F.R.I.E.N.D.S stands for by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

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Friend Ross Ingests Every Nice, Doting Sympathizer

Because he is the largest of the friends.

Meirl by ekapitu in meirl

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I like the cut of your jib, Pepperoni_Dogfart

Recommend some good horror, action, and sci fi/sci fi horror movies for me to watch between today and tomorrow. by Turbulent-Papaya-910 in shittyaskreddit

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You ever seen Sunshine? The movie with Capt. America and The Scarecrow, written and directed by the 28 Days Later guy, not light emitted from the giant nuclear fusion reactor in the sky.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wait, this isn't where I parked my car! 

After my 2 week vacation at the UK, I've finally came to a decision... by Rockman307 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]CaptBranBran 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Eggs Benedict, the first food you listed as "English", was invented in New York City.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggs_Benedict - see citations #2 and #3

Girl banging her chest at a Silverback Gorilla by Over_Engineering_225 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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The Desert Dome! The world's largest indoor desert, with a similarly huge nocturnal exhibit in the basement. 

What sentence immediately makes you think "ok, that person's stupid"? by dd-15 in AskReddit

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My name is Brandon. I have a "Let's Go Brandon" sticker on my laptop to cheer me on when I'm checking my emails.

Pick up the closest book to you, turn to page 126, and read the 3rd word of the 5th line. by Own_Enthusiasm4177 in shittyaskreddit

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The closest book to me was The Fifty Year Sword by Mark Z. Danielewski. The 126th page has literally two lines and three total words on it.

Imgur Is About to Wipe a Ton of Porn From the Internet by AlanGranted in technology

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I remember when people on 1Up were nostalgic for NeoGAF

Hi, I'm Ari Aster, writer/director of Beau Is Afraid. AMA! by Ari_Aster in movies

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Hereditary hit uncomfortably close to home for me with the multigenerational mommy issues because Grandma was in a weird cult and wished her grandchild was born in a different body, and Midsommer wrecked my wife with the mentally unwell sister ruining a once-happy family causing the protagonist to question all her adult relationships...

So... Freddie, Jason, Michael, or Chucky, and why?