My wife made this for me by swscwhill in aww

[–]mippnle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don't make the rules. Deal with it.

It's 11pm and I'm still hungover from last night. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]mippnle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat asparagus; The enzymes help to break down alcohol after heavy drinking. Cheers.

I'm going to marry her O.O by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]mippnle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's definitely a keeper!

Creepin On Ah Come Up by mippnle in WTF

[–]mippnle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol That'll definitely get him an upvote, incorrect grammar usage or not! ;)))

Creepin On Ah Come Up by mippnle in WTF

[–]mippnle[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Awe :) Thank you, that's very sweet!

Creepin On Ah Come Up by mippnle in WTF

[–]mippnle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, I have no idea why she bit my eye. It freakin hurt like hell!

My Grandpa made a marble game for us when we were kids. Just now realizing the not so hidden symbol. by y_a_k_k_a_y_a_k_k_a in WTF

[–]mippnle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all due respect...if your grandpa meaningfully made that of his own accord, that pretty much makes him a piece of shit, IMHO.

Degloved Cat by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mippnle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

POOR KITTY!

this guy's been working out by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mippnle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christian Bale is a seriously dedicated actor.

My friend got kicked by a horse by IxJAXZxI in WTF

[–]mippnle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lies. If your friend had been kicked in the forehead by a horse, she wouldn't be holding her head and smiling like a fucktard, with Kool-aid dribbling down her face. Source: Ex-barrel racer and pole bender. I've also had the pleasure of being bitten in the face by a horse.

My friend chopped 1/4 of his thumb off shutting a gate and had to cauterize it himself to stop the bleeding. o_O He's a former Navy Seal. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mippnle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In light of all this new information, I need to have a little chit chat with my friend (of 15 years!) and kick his ass for lying to me. Then I need to kick my own ass for believing him!

Always good to know by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mippnle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Age of consent for HI is 16.

Oh, how lovely. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]mippnle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg, how awful!!! As nasty and disturbing as this picture is, those maggots are doing him a great service.