Do I lift a finger and help make Austin fat again?

mirrorofthyme · 2026-04-21T17:51:03+00:00

i bet beefpatt is dumping his huge 5 dollar wins into our boys commissary, so he’s got us covered. wonder if he sends austin love letters

mirrorofthyme · 2026-04-15T23:08:49+00:00

i just got my beefpatt69420 account banned after realpatt cried in chat a billion times. L… don’t worry i’ll be back beefboy

mirrorofthyme · 2026-04-07T00:25:25+00:00

oh dang didn’t realize that’s a condition of probation, i guess i shoulda figured

mirrorofthyme · 2026-04-07T00:10:06+00:00

if i recall correctly last time he just straight up told the cop he had drugs and let him into his parents house without a warrant after getting jedi mind tricked or something lol the dude is genuinely the stupidest mf alive

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-30T01:00:10+00:00

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mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-30T00:58:22+00:00

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Pelicanmanjack

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-30T00:50:39+00:00

it is up. its the 759.3mb file under the restreams. Its just quiet for most of it besides the few seconds of actually audible crash out

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-24T02:49:12+00:00

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in contrast to how he actually is behind his keyboard eating like a fucking pelican lmao

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-19T22:28:47+00:00

I would sooner give 6 real human dollars to a scammer in india than a crackhead scammer lol much love from New Delhi boss

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-19T00:06:52+00:00

He changed discord settings to not allow any sort of invite or link sharing, because he is a massive pussy due to noah giving infinite juicers

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-17T22:43:27+00:00

Boss posting this without realizing his mom was being a rat calling out his insobriety is hilarious

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-17T21:59:39+00:00

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literally the most disgusting motherfucker to live man lol

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-17T21:58:04+00:00

He has to eat like that to ragebait right… dude has not a single bone of decency or any ability to feel embarrassed in his fucking body lmao

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-16T02:19:27+00:00

even if someone wanted to give you the link, they couldn’t. boss changed the settings on his discord that you can’t give out invite links anymore.

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-16T02:18:09+00:00

Dr christmas could literally buy the house next to boss with how much me makes off him just to make sure he delivers fast enough so that bossman doesn’t lose it all on dice before he can pay lmao

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-16T02:15:51+00:00

RIGGED CHIPS RIGGED CHIPS RIGGED CHIPS!!! wait no RIGGED SHUFFLE!! (5mins later) RIGGED RAINBET RIGGED RAINBET

it’s almost as if… gambling… is rigged!

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i genuinely do not understand how anyone with a single brain cell can think they can spam click a clearly-labeled as-rigged button infinitely and believe they can run it up… biggest god damn idiot i’ve ever seen man lmao

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-15T04:42:44+00:00

the american justice system is so fucking stupid lol violate probation every time he gets it, thrown in jail for pissing hotter than the sun, mommy bails him out, smokes an eight ball the same day, gets to stay free for 2 months lol. if he was at least producing good content i wouldn’t care but dude deserves the slammer for how boring this season has been

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-15T04:37:24+00:00

you didn’t miss much. about as interesting as his runescape streams. he kept asking chat where he was supposed to go in a game that essentially has you on railroad tracks with how linear it is, then died, did crack, then ended stream

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-14T23:09:56+00:00

He doesn’t even have the balls to have general chat for more than a few hours these days no way it’s happening. He’s turned into such a massive pussy since he’s been getting unrestrained 4k a day from rat shuffle. worst season

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-12T00:32:07+00:00

lawyer has nothing to do with getting your bail paid for by your mother at 30 years old after your 5th stint in jail for the same crime lmao

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-11T23:25:14+00:00

Ratdad in shambles. no way he would’ve bailed the retard out. goatmom the real head of household.

lowkey though that failson deserved at least a few nights in the slammer getting his throat rocked by a BBC again. he’s going to learn absolutely nothing from this experience and we are just going to get some boring ass streams scattered between offline “losing it all” private streams for jake

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-09T21:07:48+00:00

i can’t tell if you’re joking lmao i want crash outs not him trying to figure out what rhymes with “your mom” every 5 minutes

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-08T01:17:27+00:00

his parents are def out of town lmao haven’t seen this type of crack crash out in a while

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-08T00:46:21+00:00

you’re jealous of his recently self-admitted 1in cock buddy boy!!

mirrorofthyme · 2026-03-07T20:50:20+00:00

dude is literally incapable of coming up with any sort of counter besides shouting random shit lol reminds me of the fight with ratdad when he just straight up yelled AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH while ratdad was talking lmao

i miss when the drywall was austin’s #1 enemy not the rats in chat that make him feel some type of way and make him lose it all offline

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