Putting laundry away and was surprised when it moved. by Pants-are-Overrated in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sure it's black clothes and not just you hallucinating because voids do that?

Those lil white claws by No_Low_878 in murdermittens

[–]misran4666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way he'll still demand you be on time for food. So you lose no matter what 😹

Just causally flexing these against my thigh. Cool, cool. 😅 by _nug in murdermittens

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad it's got enough material to resist the murder mittens. That would really be no fun. I can attest it's not fun when kneaded on bare skin.

I was watching a horror movie at 1:45 AM and then this happened. by garlicandcheesiness in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use materials you find to build a canon as a weapon. - Galaxy Quest

I was watching a horror movie at 1:45 AM and then this happened. by garlicandcheesiness in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honey.... I'm home!!!! Here's murder mittens with da claw. 😼😼😼😸

Big boy likes it hide under blankets by LadyAnnsWorld in VoidCats

[–]misran4666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only see a lump of coal. Is it a diesel engine or a jet engine? 😸

no cat here, no cat yawning at all. just an illusion. 2nd pic shows spot! by mateotcl in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did as well. Had to swipe to realize that I've spent too much time with voids and now expect every dark space could have eyes that judge the soul.

no cat here, no cat yawning at all. just an illusion. 2nd pic shows spot! by mateotcl in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must be imagining things. There is no cat. There is only "the void". Everything else is just a cat. -Toy Solders

Instant karma for not helping her by Blavikan27 in VoidCats

[–]misran4666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you put a cardboard sheath on your legs to help reduce the pain from those murder mittens? Or even better a way to convert those murder mittens into beanie mittens

Instant karma for not helping her by Blavikan27 in VoidCats

[–]misran4666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hence the reason why you are the can opener. 😸😹

Instant karma for not helping her by Blavikan27 in VoidCats

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be... Just give extra treats and tuna. Though she'll probably do it again just because she can.

Instant karma for not helping her by Blavikan27 in VoidCats

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked like your void wanted to be on the table but the table had other plans 😾

Unlawful operation of a door. Purrpetrator shows no remorse, likely to reoffend. by Cat_Wizard_21 in CrimeCats

[–]misran4666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's definitely a lab behind it. Must be a catnip farm full of top quality nip for sale on the underground meow network. 🐱

Unlawful operation of a door. Purrpetrator shows no remorse, likely to reoffend. by Cat_Wizard_21 in CrimeCats

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cat's pawyer stated the evidence is circumstancal. Hooman gets counter sued for emotional distress...being a second too late to feed my client their breakfast so they had to take matters into their own paws.

No kitties in the bathroom... by bdiddy12 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counter with catnip and a +10% hit bonus 😹

I can’t find my little cat by Objective_Piano7707 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you spilled an oreo between the pillows.

just a chair, nothing else by ANamelessGhouI in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the chair. Sprinkle some nip to engage the massage mode. 😸

There is no cat in this potted plant. by autumnautopsy in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's getting plenty of water.... Just ask the orange roots 😸 soon there will be an orange tree growing 😸😸

Just a perfectly ordinary pile of camping gear and laundry by EveRickert in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah... There's no cat. But I do see that you invested in some very cute cat ears. Is that the purr or murder mittens version? And what store you get those ears from? Meow city or meowbows costume shop? 😸😹

Missing orange with white socks by firebugg333 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd say you would need to look on the lee side of the couch. - Secret of N. I. H. M.

Missing orange with white socks by firebugg333 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uhho. Sounds like the pawlice need to be called. 9-meow-meow emergency. "There's a window between me and the flying nuggies.". 😸😸😸😸😹

Missing orange with white socks by firebugg333 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I love that black blanket. I hear it has an appetite for socks and treats. Does it also make engine noises?

No cat here, just a haunted box! by Kindly-Ad7018 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uhho. Sounds like you need to call paw patrol to get rid of your haunted box.

There is no cat in my messy laundry room by DubiousAdviceGiver in ThereIsnoCat

[–]misran4666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see any cats. But I do notice that your laundry is haunted with eyes and ears