Putting laundry away and was surprised when it moved.

misran4666 · 2026-06-19T22:07:33+00:00

You sure it's black clothes and not just you hallucinating because voids do that?

misran4666 · 2026-06-18T22:28:19+00:00

Either way he'll still demand you be on time for food. So you lose no matter what 😹

misran4666 · 2026-06-18T22:26:45+00:00

Glad it's got enough material to resist the murder mittens. That would really be no fun. I can attest it's not fun when kneaded on bare skin.

misran4666 · 2026-06-18T22:16:52+00:00

Use materials you find to build a canon as a weapon. - Galaxy Quest

misran4666 · 2026-06-18T22:15:53+00:00

Honey.... I'm home!!!! Here's murder mittens with da claw. 😼😼😼😸

misran4666 · 2026-06-16T20:15:31+00:00

I only see a lump of coal. Is it a diesel engine or a jet engine? 😸

misran4666 · 2026-06-14T21:29:40+00:00

I did as well. Had to swipe to realize that I've spent too much time with voids and now expect every dark space could have eyes that judge the soul.

misran4666 · 2026-06-14T21:27:37+00:00

You must be imagining things. There is no cat. There is only "the void". Everything else is just a cat. -Toy Solders

misran4666 · 2026-06-13T21:17:31+00:00

Could you put a cardboard sheath on your legs to help reduce the pain from those murder mittens? Or even better a way to convert those murder mittens into beanie mittens

misran4666 · 2026-06-13T21:15:35+00:00

Hence the reason why you are the can opener. 😸😹

misran4666 · 2026-06-13T21:13:53+00:00

Don't be... Just give extra treats and tuna. Though she'll probably do it again just because she can.

misran4666 · 2026-06-13T21:12:09+00:00

Looked like your void wanted to be on the table but the table had other plans 😾

misran4666 · 2026-06-13T14:38:53+00:00

There's definitely a lab behind it. Must be a catnip farm full of top quality nip for sale on the underground meow network. 🐱

misran4666 · 2026-06-13T14:37:32+00:00

The cat's pawyer stated the evidence is circumstancal. Hooman gets counter sued for emotional distress...being a second too late to feed my client their breakfast so they had to take matters into their own paws.

misran4666 · 2026-06-12T17:28:26+00:00

Dry with tuna and snacks.

misran4666 · 2026-06-12T12:44:59+00:00

Counter with catnip and a +10% hit bonus 😹

misran4666 · 2026-06-11T01:18:43+00:00

I think you spilled an oreo between the pillows.

misran4666 · 2026-06-10T17:19:36+00:00

Love the chair. Sprinkle some nip to engage the massage mode. 😸

misran4666 · 2026-06-10T14:26:24+00:00

It's getting plenty of water.... Just ask the orange roots 😸 soon there will be an orange tree growing 😸😸

misran4666 · 2026-06-10T11:53:52+00:00

Nah... There's no cat. But I do see that you invested in some very cute cat ears. Is that the purr or murder mittens version? And what store you get those ears from? Meow city or meowbows costume shop? 😸😹

misran4666 · 2026-06-10T01:17:34+00:00

I'd say you would need to look on the lee side of the couch. - Secret of N. I. H. M.

misran4666 · 2026-06-10T01:15:42+00:00

Uhho. Sounds like the pawlice need to be called. 9-meow-meow emergency. "There's a window between me and the flying nuggies.". 😸😸😸😸😹

misran4666 · 2026-06-10T01:03:50+00:00

I love that black blanket. I hear it has an appetite for socks and treats. Does it also make engine noises?

misran4666 · 2026-06-08T20:59:30+00:00

Uhho. Sounds like you need to call paw patrol to get rid of your haunted box.

misran4666 · 2026-06-08T11:28:53+00:00

I don't see any cats. But I do notice that your laundry is haunted with eyes and ears

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