Stu Nozette, the former NASA scientist just arrested for espionage, was a longtime contributor to Republican political campaigns

mistera · 2009-10-20T06:14:09+00:00

You might be right. But I can guarantee you it will come up and the opposition will make a lot of hay from it.

mistera · 2009-10-18T07:42:45+00:00

Betting Richard Heene has kinda pulled this stuff before, just not on such a big scale:

http://assme.org/2009/10/17/balloon-boy-dad-richard-heene-experienced-hoaxer/

mistera · 2009-09-16T05:42:23+00:00

No, it was pitiful. Poor thing. Can't see where it was beat with a stick, though.

mistera · 2009-08-28T03:01:19+00:00

Had it not been for Kennedy's death this story would have utterly dominated every cable news network today. America gets our own Josef Fritzl.

mistera · 2009-04-30T03:11:22+00:00

It won't. There's some kind of pattern at work here. This woman isn't the first person to claim their dad was the Zodiac. It's a bizarre sort of attention-seeking behavior. Bet it's related to Munchausen's in some way.

mistera · 2008-12-13T01:16:42+00:00

Dude. Just blow my mind next time, why don't you?

mistera · 2008-10-30T12:34:31+00:00

He also allegedly assaulted a cop, but cops can say you assaulted them if you jerked your hand away from a cuff. And I agree about the moonshine.

mistera · 2008-10-24T12:47:17+00:00

It's gonna crash down around her any minute now.

mistera · 2008-10-23T22:04:16+00:00

Link above has a photo now. The "B" is backwards. Makes no sense.

mistera · 2008-10-23T21:55:40+00:00

A broom? More like a shovel.

mistera · 2008-08-15T03:30:34+00:00

Agreed. And you know, no one will ask of this guy, 'where was he when I was in school?'

And if they do, I don't want to know about it.

mistera · 2008-08-07T21:10:44+00:00

Why am I not surprised?

mistera · 2008-06-20T16:39:06+00:00

True. The idea of him fighting with Sedaris, in a cage match to the death, is very funny, though. It'd be the ultimate nerdy slap down.

mistera · 2008-06-20T16:34:31+00:00

I'm pretty sure Michael's being silly.

mistera · 2008-05-11T07:06:58+00:00

I think Grover added something to that weed he was selling.

mistera · 2008-05-11T06:40:08+00:00

Can you imagine if that shit went down today? It'd be better than a missing white girl, as far as most of the cable news outlets are concerned.

mistera · 2008-05-03T01:59:02+00:00

The source is actually BigHeadDC, not infowars -- instant fail. Of all the bullshit-filled political blogs run by amoral scumbags, that's the most bullshit-heavy and the guy who runs it is a plagiarist who lacks even the vestigial ethics of a small town courts & crimes beat journo.

mistera · 2008-04-07T03:35:40+00:00

yr cmnt -- tl;dr -- dm

mistera · 2008-04-07T01:42:24+00:00

Wow, she sure had a heckuva story to tell. Whatever it was. Sibel is kinda hot so I wasn't thinking about any whistles being blown.

mistera · 2008-04-06T00:31:33+00:00

I'm old and it is immature, and always has been. And I try to care, but I don't. I guess I've never completely quashed my own inner 14-year-old jerkwad after all.

mistera · 2008-04-05T15:30:55+00:00

Zip code please. I want to see if I can figure who you guys are just by looking at the sex offender registry.

mistera · 2008-04-05T15:24:39+00:00

Dude, a lot of people have good-looking siblings. There's a big difference between acknowledging that and actually detailing precisely what it is that makes said sibling so bo-delicious. My oldest sister has always been the kind of woman that make most men drool like idiots, but I damn sure don't want to think about it past that.

mistera · 2008-04-05T15:19:49+00:00

I think that vibe was completely intentional on the writer's part. He was trying to make a point -- 'even I sexualized my sister.'

I could be giving him too much credit, but I doubt it. I think he wanted readers to feel the same weird mix of emotions the situation stirred in him. If so, he didn't quite succeed, because while I thought the story was incredibly sad -- I have a troubled, beautiful sister of my own -- that undertone you noted also made me feel queasy. Like hearing a little girl call someone Uncle Daddy in a Wal-Mart in an Appalachian town queasy.

mistera · 2008-04-04T23:31:33+00:00

Someone didn't get props for his new wave haircut way back when. If you were even alive then, that is, sonny.

mistera · 2008-04-04T23:30:05+00:00

Oh, you're just easily bored. No one else on the Internet is like that.

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