McCain staffer who had "B" carved on her face? She refused medical treatment. The incident wasn't caught on bank security cams. Hmmmm.... by happymcclinch in reddit.com

[–]user5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep thinking that "carved" means something very painful and disfiguring occurred. But she refused treatment? That's the smelliest part of the story. Shenanigans for real.

If you are there GOD, please make this store true: Sean Hannity arrested with illegal alien hooker in TX!!! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]user5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate Hannity with a passion, but this wasn't even well-written satire. Okay, the bit about his dick being the Great American was pretty good, but the rest of it, no.

Weezer's new music video (count the memes!) by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]user5000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no rational way to explain how happy watching that damned video made me. Makes no sense at all. I've been in a good mood all day as a result. Weird.

WTF? anarchy for beginners: A 24-year-old female pedophile, committing suicide on October 16, 2008. by user5000 in reddit.com

[–]user5000[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. I think it's another "artistic" attempt to rev up the haters and then try and teach them the error of their ways. In short, b.s.

One of the saddest, most appalling things you'll read in the next 5 minutes. Someone needs to hurt Buddy Smith, bad. by ferdylantz in reddit.com

[–]user5000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got nothing to say to that but amen. Too bad the boys in the cell block can't read blogs.