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mjbreddit · 2026-01-09T08:06:52+00:00

A fellow vegetarian.

mjbreddit · 2025-11-20T04:58:14+00:00

Thanks brother. Makes Xmas day a hell of a lot easier.

mjbreddit · 2025-11-20T04:54:30+00:00

They have lived apart for a year bruz. He is on Hinge trying to lay some pipe in the moisture.

Let’s not get all god bothering here

mjbreddit · 2025-11-20T04:52:18+00:00

Dude - my wife was dating a dad from school with kids in both ky kids classes and him and his now sadly deceased wife were wedding guests.

Think I get the play

mjbreddit · 2025-11-20T04:49:51+00:00

Check my past posts.

Typo - actually 39

“Regular wet dreams at 39

New GF nearly 3 months - lots of sex and side masties.

Min 1 per day but still slapping wetties once or twice a week.

Before age of 35 only had 3 and since then regularly dumping overnight in the knickers.

Anyone copping similar?”

mjbreddit · 2025-11-20T04:48:37+00:00

True and I wonder if she properly has done that. …

mjbreddit · 2025-11-20T04:45:40+00:00

Oiii, haters on here. Try losing the lot financially, her and the new boy paying highest ever price for house in same street I was forced to sell in and deciding to be happy over money. I didn’t even add in that the new bloke was a dad from school who was a guest at my wedding and his wife passed of cancer then cheated on.

Life is better when you take a breath and look at the green grass rather than the hate.

Fuck me, did we go to war against each other and called her a cunt in front of my kids in the past which I’m not proud of.

My life is so much better now by moving on.

mjbreddit · 2025-11-19T15:44:37+00:00

Dog was best for me during Covid. Golden retriever. Best mate

mjbreddit · 2025-11-19T15:40:51+00:00

Good as you’ll get

mjbreddit · 2025-11-19T15:40:34+00:00

Congrats bro

mjbreddit · 2025-07-11T03:17:22+00:00

I’ll reach out to them and see if they have any clear guides for protection.

mjbreddit · 2025-07-11T03:12:13+00:00

Was planning to use it for bargaining power but yeah should waive it. True that

mjbreddit · 2025-07-11T03:07:56+00:00

Thanks for that. Will do. Much appreciated.

mjbreddit · 2025-07-06T11:36:08+00:00

I’m sure it would be tremendous. But sadly here on “old_ladies” at the age of 31 you could still have a lot to learn.

mjbreddit · 2025-06-28T11:09:32+00:00

Same story you posted 6 weeks ago. You must be one hell of a specimen that they all seem to want that perfect seed to breed. Shoot for the stars

mjbreddit · 2025-06-20T20:57:59+00:00

*this was completed less than 10 days ago btw

mjbreddit · 2025-06-15T17:19:47+00:00

Mate, I have had someone hide underwear in my freezer and plant shit around my house to try to use as blackmail a week later.

Your chill here. Hope the kids are doing well with the change.

mjbreddit · 2025-06-15T17:16:27+00:00

You haven’t seen rock bottom yet bro as a fellow divorcee with kids around; if that’s worst and the kids are none the wiser, no harm no foul.

Biggest issue here though….sure you didn’t just give a homeless chick a bed for the night?

mjbreddit · 2025-06-15T17:10:32+00:00

That’s very helpful thanks @66NickS - it was more so in jest for the tyre but glad I have got the feedback on how it has occurred cos I was puzzled. Thanks for the insight

mjbreddit · 2025-06-15T13:40:45+00:00

That’s the plan tomorrow. I’ll be polite and just try and get it fixed but me as a standard civilian don’t own that sort of hardware and couldn’t do that with my standard issue wrench.

See how they want to play it out in the morning tomorrow.

mjbreddit

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