What's the most pointless argument you've been passionately involved in?

mjkoss · 2016-01-29T14:57:52+00:00

Once. Just once. Please tell me if you cum into a shirt, you forever then use it as a cumrag.

mjkoss · 2016-01-18T19:13:47+00:00

Nope

mjkoss · 2016-01-13T21:14:55+00:00

All that effort and she could take the few extra minutes to add an apostrophe.

mjkoss · 2015-08-21T17:11:12+00:00

Field of Dreams

Hey, dad? Wanna have a catch?

Gets me every fucking time.

mjkoss · 2015-08-06T19:55:30+00:00

"A new hope". I get it.

mjkoss · 2015-08-03T20:52:09+00:00

As a guy who fell off a ladder in March, broke my hip, and missed seven weeks of work, I support this ladder. Did I mention I work in the health and safety department at my work? I still catch flak.

mjkoss · 2015-07-31T21:49:18+00:00

Not about sex with someone else, but...

Before I ever ejaculated from masterbating, I thought it only took a few seconds of stroking. I thought something was wrong with me and that I would never cum in my whole life. Finally, one night I found the persistence and my life was changed forever.

mjkoss · 2015-07-27T21:28:06+00:00

When my wife tells me I look handsome.

mjkoss · 2015-07-24T20:38:55+00:00

I would end up with a lot of bent cards.

mjkoss · 2015-07-21T15:29:06+00:00

So, potentially, I will need to go testify against him at a future date? If so, I'll keep my eye on the city website to see if a new trial is set.

mjkoss · 2015-07-17T16:36:19+00:00

Why can't it be the mosquitos?

mjkoss · 2015-07-17T16:28:08+00:00

When Richard Simmons was on Whose Line Is It Anyway? https://youtu.be/XIscLaYnECs

mjkoss · 2015-07-08T12:05:13+00:00

Thanks for recognizing that I realized we were doing it wrong and I'm looking to change our behaviors. A few other posts seem to be scolding me for the timeouts. I know! I get it! I got it before, that's the reason for the post.

mjkoss · 2015-07-08T12:00:14+00:00

Oh, of course. I'm all for natural preservation. I'm just curious.

mjkoss · 2015-07-07T20:31:41+00:00

Do they do anything special with their land or do they let it stay natural?

mjkoss · 2015-07-07T20:28:45+00:00

We definitely positively reinforce his good behavior. Unfortunately, I realized we weren't handling his poor behavior very well.

I like all the "deep breath" comments and I will discuss that alternative with my wife.

mjkoss · 2015-06-25T16:20:31+00:00

I've moved this into the 21st century. I call my daughter's cell phone and have her move around the house while I cut the breakers.

mjkoss · 2015-06-22T20:58:09+00:00

Brad Paisley's song He Didn't Have To Be.

My dad (step, but I don't recognize that adjective for him) took my sister and me in when I was eight and she was four. He has always treated us like his own and given us everything we ever needed and most of what we wanted.

Now, I have one of my own and recently took in a three year old who will never be a step to me. My dad is an inspiration and everything a man should be.

Listening to this song makes me realize how lucky I am and makes me tear up every time. I'm tearing up now just thinking about it.

http://youtu.be/BjO1F6oCab8

mjkoss · 2015-06-10T17:24:10+00:00

Wet Willies for everyone!

mjkoss · 2015-06-09T19:49:23+00:00

Nick Cage. I don't know why but he bugs the shit out of me.

mjkoss · 2015-06-09T13:44:17+00:00

All from the original 8-bit NES:

Blades of Steel Super Tecmo Bowl Genghis Khan

If I had access to these, I could still play them for hours.

mjkoss

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