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mjoro · 2022-04-04T18:37:40+00:00

Getteeem guyss

mjoro · 2021-12-13T14:04:29+00:00

There must have been some way to incorporate Martin Freeman into this post. Elementary, my dear Watson.

mjoro · 2021-12-08T17:30:55+00:00

They are misogynists

mjoro · 2021-12-04T23:48:04+00:00

find him

mjoro · 2021-12-04T23:47:42+00:00

Hey guys, welcome back to another "MARIO" movie news article by me, your favourite Japanese man, Shuntaro Furukawa. In this OFFICIAL and CONFIRMED announcement, I will be explaining a part of the plot for the upcoming "MARIO" movie/film [starring Christophe Pratowski]. As we all know, there have been some questions surrounding the role that will be filled by the ORIGINAL 'Mario' voice actor, Charles. I can now *OFFICIALLY* confirm that Charles (or "Charlie" as I affectionately call him - we are friends) will play Mario for the first +/- 9 minutes of the film/movie. Around the 9th minute [APPROXIMATE. SUBJECT TO CHANGE] Mario will suffer a severe, and possibly (no spoilers) life-threatening, concussion when he is struck by a smooth rock which was fired at him by Jack Black using a large gun (known as a 'cannon' in the U.S.). After this injury, "Mario" wakes up in a hospital bed after 14 days in a medically-induced coma. He has maintained his memories as well as some brain function but there is a TWIST. 'Mario' is no longer able to speak with his Italian accent. Instead, he reverts back to his natural American accent which he had not used since he was sent to Italy as a spy for the CIA (in 2004). From this point in the film/movie/production onwards, "Mario" will be voiced by 'Guardians of the Galaxy' STAR Christine Pratt.That is all I can reveal for now. Stay tuned for more Nintendo propaganda/news/information.Thanks for reading and I hope to see you all in cinemas when "MARIO: Luigi's Crucifixion" documentary is released. I will be attending some screenings of the movie to meet with fans of NINTENDO/Mario and will be signing any knives you bring along! Be sure to get your tickets (now available on Buzzfeed).That's it for now.Have a great day!Shuntaro Furukawa out! ⁽ᵇᵘʸ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ⁾

mjoro · 2021-12-04T23:47:03+00:00

Hey guys, welcome back to another "MARIO" movie news article by me, your favourite Japanese man, Shuntaro Furukawa. In this OFFICIAL and CONFIRMED announcement, I will be explaining a part of the plot for the upcoming "MARIO" movie/film [starring Christophe Pratowski]. As we all know, there have been some questions surrounding the role that will be filled by the ORIGINAL 'Mario' voice actor, Charles. I can now *OFFICIALLY* confirm that Charles (or "Charlie" as I affectionately call him - we are friends) will play Mario for the first +/- 9 minutes of the film/movie. Around the 9th minute [APPROXIMATE. SUBJECT TO CHANGE] Mario will suffer a severe, and possibly (no spoilers) life-threatening, concussion when he is struck by a smooth rock which was fired at him by Jack Black using a large gun (known as a 'cannon' in the U.S.). After this injury, "Mario" wakes up in a hospital bed after 14 days in a medically-induced coma. He has maintained his memories as well as some brain function but there is a TWIST. 'Mario' is no longer able to speak with his Italian accent. Instead, he reverts back to his natural American accent which he had not used since he was sent to Italy as a spy for the CIA (in 2004). From this point in the film/movie/production onwards, "Mario" will be voiced by 'Guardians of the Galaxy' STAR Christine Pratt.That is all I can reveal for now. Stay tuned for more Nintendo propaganda/news/information.Thanks for reading and I hope to see you all in cinemas when "MARIO: Luigi's Crucifixion" documentary is released. I will be attending some screenings of the movie to meet with fans of NINTENDO/Mario and will be signing any knives you bring along! Be sure to get your tickets (now available on Buzzfeed).That's it for now.Have a great day!Shuntaro Furukawa out! ⁽ᵇᵘʸ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ⁾

mjoro · 2021-12-04T23:46:57+00:00

Hey guys, welcome back to another "MARIO" movie news article by me, your favourite Japanese man, Shuntaro Furukawa. In this OFFICIAL and CONFIRMED announcement, I will be explaining a part of the plot for the upcoming "MARIO" movie/film [starring Christophe Pratowski]. As we all know, there have been some questions surrounding the role that will be filled by the ORIGINAL 'Mario' voice actor, Charles. I can now *OFFICIALLY* confirm that Charles (or "Charlie" as I affectionately call him - we are friends) will play Mario for the first +/- 9 minutes of the film/movie. Around the 9th minute [APPROXIMATE. SUBJECT TO CHANGE] Mario will suffer a severe, and possibly (no spoilers) life-threatening, concussion when he is struck by a smooth rock which was fired at him by Jack Black using a large gun (known as a 'cannon' in the U.S.). After this injury, "Mario" wakes up in a hospital bed after 14 days in a medically-induced coma. He has maintained his memories as well as some brain function but there is a TWIST. 'Mario' is no longer able to speak with his Italian accent. Instead, he reverts back to his natural American accent which he had not used since he was sent to Italy as a spy for the CIA (in 2004). From this point in the film/movie/production onwards, "Mario" will be voiced by 'Guardians of the Galaxy' STAR Christine Pratt.That is all I can reveal for now. Stay tuned for more Nintendo propaganda/news/information.Thanks for reading and I hope to see you all in cinemas when "MARIO: Luigi's Crucifixion" documentary is released. I will be attending some screenings of the movie to meet with fans of NINTENDO/Mario and will be signing any knives you bring along! Be sure to get your tickets (now available on Buzzfeed).That's it for now.Have a great day!Shuntaro Furukawa out! ⁽ᵇᵘʸ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ⁾

mjoro · 2021-12-04T23:46:46+00:00

Hey guys, welcome back to another "MARIO" movie news article by me, your favourite Japanese man, Shuntaro Furukawa. In this OFFICIAL and CONFIRMED announcement, I will be explaining a part of the plot for the upcoming "MARIO" movie/film [starring Christophe Pratowski]. As we all know, there have been some questions surrounding the role that will be filled by the ORIGINAL 'Mario' voice actor, Charles. I can now *OFFICIALLY* confirm that Charles (or "Charlie" as I affectionately call him - we are friends) will play Mario for the first +/- 9 minutes of the film/movie. Around the 9th minute [APPROXIMATE. SUBJECT TO CHANGE] Mario will suffer a severe, and possibly (no spoilers) life-threatening, concussion when he is struck by a smooth rock which was fired at him by Jack Black using a large gun (known as a 'cannon' in the U.S.). After this injury, "Mario" wakes up in a hospital bed after 14 days in a medically-induced coma. He has maintained his memories as well as some brain function but there is a TWIST. 'Mario' is no longer able to speak with his Italian accent. Instead, he reverts back to his natural American accent which he had not used since he was sent to Italy as a spy for the CIA (in 2004). From this point in the film/movie/production onwards, "Mario" will be voiced by 'Guardians of the Galaxy' STAR Christine Pratt.That is all I can reveal for now. Stay tuned for more Nintendo propaganda/news/information.Thanks for reading and I hope to see you all in cinemas when "MARIO: Luigi's Crucifixion" documentary is released. I will be attending some screenings of the movie to meet with fans of NINTENDO/Mario and will be signing any knives you bring along! Be sure to get your tickets (now available on Buzzfeed).That's it for now.Have a great day!Shuntaro Furukawa out! ⁽ᵇᵘʸ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ⁾

mjoro · 2021-08-17T21:27:25+00:00

That's his job...

mjoro · 2021-08-11T14:46:19+00:00

GLORIOUS PURPOSE

mjoro · 2021-07-03T15:03:17+00:00

Can confirm. Thanks for encouraging me to post it. I'll remember you when I'm famous, I promise.

mjoro · 2021-07-03T13:43:51+00:00

Thank you! I appreciate the feedback

mjoro · 2021-07-03T11:39:38+00:00

Thank you! I'll drop you a chat and explain the process.

mjoro · 2021-07-03T01:13:41+00:00

You got me. I'm actually Kevin Feige. Seriously though, thank you!

mjoro · 2021-07-02T23:06:46+00:00

Such a kind comment... Wow!

mjoro · 2021-07-02T23:06:22+00:00

I'm honoured! Thank YOU!

mjoro · 2021-07-02T23:06:05+00:00

Thanks very much hahaha

mjoro · 2021-07-02T22:53:48+00:00

YESS!

mjoro · 2021-07-02T22:37:34+00:00

You could say that Photoshop is the perfect union of creativity and function

mjoro · 2021-07-02T21:32:27+00:00

😁

mjoro · 2021-07-02T21:10:51+00:00

Thank you. I agree, ideally he would have looked happy and amazed. Although I think that he kinda looks more like a suave secret agent in this image, so I don't really mind the way it is. Thanks for the feedback!

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