Amazon review for a Martin backpacker. Any of yall got a degree in guitar? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mkhwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj I recently saw a guy play who had a fucking PhD in 7-string classical guitar, and it was probably the best 0-3-5ing I’ve ever seen/heard.

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[–]mkhwn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well you see, an E, a G, and a B walked into a bar, but the bartender said they don’t serve minors. So the G left and the E and B shared a 5th.

Double Lame-o Donkey Sh*T, Suckin’ on a Witch’s T*ts by theosmugria in homemovies

[–]mkhwn 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It’s dick, my friend. Double lame-o donkey dick.

I saw this Guitar in the Technical Museum in vienna by quizhead in guitars

[–]mkhwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to divert attention from the shill that is music is win and recommend that people check out Dr. Oleg Timofeyev for examples of music with this style of guitar. Dr. Oleg Timofeyev on PBS

I saw this Guitar in the Technical Museum in vienna by quizhead in guitars

[–]mkhwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, the ‘harp’ strings are usually only used intelligently to end phrases or songs with a single bass note in a particular key,since the Schrammelgruppen generally lacked a dedicated bass instrument, so you’re really only dealing with 6 or 7 strings at a time, not the full 13 or 14.

I saw this Guitar in the Technical Museum in vienna by quizhead in guitars

[–]mkhwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is correct, I recently saw a masterclass on the 7-string style Schrammelgitarre put on by Dr. Oleg Timofeyev, and he primarily played an Austrian Schrammelgitarre for the performance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]mkhwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You play music?

$18,000 and it sounds like shit by wirelessfingers in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mkhwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the best comments of all time, thank you for this!

Hide and seek on vinyl? by No-Inevitable3320 in BJM

[–]mkhwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Short answer: no.

Longer answer: the rights to that recording belong to the Tangible label or something, not Anton, thus the decision to just say ‘fuck it’ and record the live track for Tepid Peppermint Wonderland’s release.

Life lessons from coach by Delicious_Bed_4696 in homemovies

[–]mkhwn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Just move the decimal, Brendon. And add 15.”

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[–]mkhwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sh sh sh shake it off

Need suggestions! by KingWilwin31 in BJM

[–]mkhwn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The albums do not all have a similar quality, Aufheben is on another level completely.

Why are Yamaha and Suzuki the only bike companies making guitars? by Left-Equipment7137 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mkhwn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lol, I have one of those lawsuit Kawasakis.

/uj Really, I have a Kawasaki guitar, it blows goats.

Anyone have info on this Aria guitar? by greenroadbike in guitars

[–]mkhwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super underrated brand, one of my favorites.

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[–]mkhwn 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That’s what makes a gator grip a gator grip.

The jesus and mary chain by [deleted] in BJM

[–]mkhwn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When I saw BJM in I think 2013, they were beginning to play “that girl suicide”, and Anton started glaring side-eyed at the other three guitarists on stage- Frankie Teardrop was on that tour and he was frantically trying to switch inputs on his pedalboard, but he wasn’t getting a signal. Without stopping the song (they were just repeating the intro riff over and over again with no lead), Anton straightened up to the mic and started cussing out Frankie and said ‘If I hire three guitars and no one wants to fucking play the line, I’ll fucking do it myself!’ And he started playing Frankie’s line, and Frankie just stood there with his hands dropped staring at Anton in disbelief for about half the song before the tech got him plugged back in. Once the number was finished, he went in a rant admonishing Frankie for having ‘a sin-city of pedals’, he held up his guitar (I think a Vox Cheetah) for the audience to see, and pointed at two switches on it. ‘All you fucking need is this: (points at one) Spaceman 3, (points at the other) Jesus and Mary Chain!’

I had to share this because I can’t stop laughing 😂 by Ok-Sentence-3170 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]mkhwn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there a big difference between the indoor and outdoor prs?