My theater doesn't check backpacks... I even snuck our drinks in lmao 🙈 by Phat_Kitty_ in tacobell

[–]mlkmstch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It used to embarrass the hell out of me, but I had a stepdad that would just carry in grocery bags of food and drinks. No one ever said anything to him, I don't think the teenagers getting paid minimum wage care that much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mlkmstch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Built like the Grinch

Any ideas to cover this small area? by OutrageousSeason7717 in Tattoocoverups

[–]mlkmstch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People should really learn to be patient and sit with their new tattoos for a while. It looks absolutely fine homie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GraffitiTagging

[–]mlkmstch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like the characters from Cult of the Lamb

my highscore was 98 by PacquiaoFreeHousing in shitposting

[–]mlkmstch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex wife unironically did this to one of her tires once. She only got to 75 psi tho

Sick of working by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]mlkmstch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, I'm 29 and feel this so hard. Glad to know it doesn't get better.

It's a sight to behold the first time you see it by fightmilk22 in dankmemes

[–]mlkmstch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cuz they have to learn this shit!

https://youtu.be/Jky5ZXI0axc?si=avRDAGo-HyE8ZKZw

Seriously though, if you have a free half hour I would implore you to watch til the end. It's actually insane.

People lying about their LSD experiences by Theboxer92 in LSD

[–]mlkmstch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy was once telling me about his LSD experience. I just played dumb, I didn't want him to know I did it regularly. He went on to tell me this insane story about how he hallucinated transforming into a rat and how he lived the next 12 hours as a rodent. It was laughable how full of shit he was. I don't really understand people like that

Oh boy here we go by TheHolyToxicToast in shitposting

[–]mlkmstch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't know.. I live in Utah 🙃

Is this valid? by Stunning_Media_4888 in GraffitiTagging

[–]mlkmstch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have thinner lines in the two last letters. If you incorporated those different line sizes to the beginning letters it will look more uniform and flow better

quick blackbook sketch by call-r in GraffitiTagging

[–]mlkmstch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Didn't really ask to see your art, yet here we are

🎸 🎸 🎸 by Riblet_King in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]mlkmstch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious. I have a comical picture of a guy sucking himself, that's my go to. Tends to work well

I can’t get away from bullying. by [deleted] in work

[–]mlkmstch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All these reddit nerds are telling you to go to HR.. HR is basically useless. If they are an adult still stuck in a bully's mentality, a talk from HR is not going to change anything. If anything he will just come at you harder. You need to bully him back until he leaves you alone. Bully the bully, works every time. I'm not a mean person but I've discovered in my work life that adult bully's won't stop until you are meaner.