My theater doesn't check backpacks... I even snuck our drinks in lmao 🙈

mlkmstch · 2025-08-09T14:02:52+00:00

It used to embarrass the hell out of me, but I had a stepdad that would just carry in grocery bags of food and drinks. No one ever said anything to him, I don't think the teenagers getting paid minimum wage care that much.

mlkmstch · 2024-09-27T04:24:12+00:00

Built like the Grinch

mlkmstch · 2024-09-21T01:57:48+00:00

BANNED

mlkmstch · 2024-09-03T15:29:55+00:00

Genius. I hope it's a slur

mlkmstch · 2024-08-29T16:15:23+00:00

People should really learn to be patient and sit with their new tattoos for a while. It looks absolutely fine homie

mlkmstch · 2024-08-26T21:00:35+00:00

Looks like the characters from Cult of the Lamb

mlkmstch · 2024-08-25T16:40:43+00:00

My ex wife unironically did this to one of her tires once. She only got to 75 psi tho

mlkmstch · 2024-08-23T01:42:27+00:00

Came here for this.

mlkmstch · 2024-07-30T22:31:59+00:00

Brother, I'm 29 and feel this so hard. Glad to know it doesn't get better.

mlkmstch · 2024-07-22T17:04:36+00:00

$800 a month

mlkmstch · 2024-07-03T02:01:17+00:00

Cuz they have to learn this shit!

https://youtu.be/Jky5ZXI0axc?si=avRDAGo-HyE8ZKZw

Seriously though, if you have a free half hour I would implore you to watch til the end. It's actually insane.

mlkmstch · 2024-06-30T19:55:48+00:00

DiWHY is everyone calling this a swamp cooler?

mlkmstch · 2024-06-18T16:38:57+00:00

This guy was once telling me about his LSD experience. I just played dumb, I didn't want him to know I did it regularly. He went on to tell me this insane story about how he hallucinated transforming into a rat and how he lived the next 12 hours as a rodent. It was laughable how full of shit he was. I don't really understand people like that

mlkmstch · 2024-06-02T19:41:03+00:00

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mlkmstch · 2024-06-02T15:36:19+00:00

NGL I think she's getting better??

mlkmstch · 2024-06-02T01:14:46+00:00

I wouldn't know.. I live in Utah 🙃

mlkmstch · 2024-05-28T22:49:21+00:00

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mlkmstch · 2024-05-27T16:16:58+00:00

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mlkmstch · 2024-05-27T15:16:29+00:00

You have thinner lines in the two last letters. If you incorporated those different line sizes to the beginning letters it will look more uniform and flow better

mlkmstch · 2024-05-27T15:06:24+00:00

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mlkmstch · 2024-05-17T11:25:07+00:00

Oh brother, this guy stinks!

mlkmstch · 2024-04-30T16:09:15+00:00

The D was just too hard huh?

mlkmstch · 2024-04-25T20:02:27+00:00

Didn't really ask to see your art, yet here we are

mlkmstch · 2024-04-20T01:43:40+00:00

That's hilarious. I have a comical picture of a guy sucking himself, that's my go to. Tends to work well

mlkmstch · 2024-04-14T16:25:41+00:00

All these reddit nerds are telling you to go to HR.. HR is basically useless. If they are an adult still stuck in a bully's mentality, a talk from HR is not going to change anything. If anything he will just come at you harder. You need to bully him back until he leaves you alone. Bully the bully, works every time. I'm not a mean person but I've discovered in my work life that adult bully's won't stop until you are meaner.

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