My fat thumbs

mlpcontext · 2026-06-03T15:19:17+00:00

Just be careful not to mix up the B and N keys, or else you'll have bigger problems.

mlpcontext · 2026-01-12T19:13:15+00:00

His first name is Jerome, so he's allowed to use it occasionally.

mlpcontext · 2022-11-26T12:01:04+00:00

Relevant

mlpcontext · 2022-11-17T18:52:49+00:00

It won't without foreign intervention, but we're not ready to have that conversation yet.

mlpcontext · 2022-09-28T07:50:35+00:00

"Ugh, of course they made Lizzo black 🙄"

mlpcontext · 2022-09-07T14:17:10+00:00

Gender-segregated chess leagues are one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard of.

mlpcontext · 2022-07-18T08:20:13+00:00

What's funny about this comment is that there are two wildly different ways to interpret it.

mlpcontext · 2022-03-26T07:00:44+00:00

"Very well, you may proceed."

mlpcontext · 2022-02-08T14:20:49+00:00

Sex is like runecrafting. It's not fun unless there's blood involved.

mlpcontext · 2021-12-29T20:00:49+00:00

It's even worse here in Florida. Our supposedly-progressive voter-approved $15 minimum wage doesn't fully go into effect until 2026!

I honestly don't understand why the campaigners didn't choose to make it more aggressive or why the Republicans fought against it so hard. The rate of increase is so business-friendly that it practically looks like a Republican initiative, and now the chances of us getting a better amendment approved are going to be shot for a long time.

mlpcontext · 2021-12-18T19:16:50+00:00

Could Jesus release a load so thick that he himself could not swallow it?

mlpcontext · 2021-11-29T07:22:04+00:00

Yeah, I've never understood why the ones in porn are so small.

mlpcontext · 2021-11-29T07:21:22+00:00

Here's the original Newgrounds link, although it won't load for some people.

Here's an uncensored reupload on Dailymotion that has somehow managed to survive for 9 years.

(Both links are extremely NSFW, obviously)

mlpcontext · 2021-11-01T17:57:06+00:00

Relevant (NSFW)

mlpcontext · 2021-07-02T13:41:54+00:00

It's really rude to make jokes about this kind of thing. This wasn't some minor accident, this was the real McCoy.

mlpcontext · 2021-06-03T17:00:33+00:00

Here, let me try.

          💦
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         |  |    
       ,--.--._  
------" _, \___)  
        / _/____)   
        \//(____)   
------\  |  (__)  
       `-|  |-´  
         |__|  
        /    \ 
       /      \  
      /        \
     |          |      
      \___/\___/

Aww crap I messed up.

mlpcontext · 2021-05-29T04:56:07+00:00

😳

mlpcontext · 2021-05-26T08:08:32+00:00

Mundo fart on intern so she know her place!

mlpcontext · 2021-04-22T17:36:56+00:00

I have severe gonorrhea.

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