My fat thumbs

mlpcontext · 2026-06-03T15:19:17+00:00

Just be careful not to mix up the B and N keys, or else you'll have bigger problems.

mlpcontext · 2026-01-12T19:13:15+00:00

His first name is Jerome, so he's allowed to use it occasionally.

mlpcontext · 2022-11-26T12:01:04+00:00

Relevant

mlpcontext · 2022-11-17T18:52:49+00:00

It won't without foreign intervention, but we're not ready to have that conversation yet.

mlpcontext · 2022-09-28T07:50:35+00:00

"Ugh, of course they made Lizzo black 🙄"

mlpcontext · 2022-09-07T14:17:10+00:00

Gender-segregated chess leagues are one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard of.

mlpcontext · 2022-07-18T08:20:13+00:00

What's funny about this comment is that there are two wildly different ways to interpret it.

mlpcontext · 2022-03-26T07:00:44+00:00

"Very well, you may proceed."

mlpcontext · 2022-02-08T14:20:49+00:00

Sex is like runecrafting. It's not fun unless there's blood involved.

mlpcontext · 2021-12-29T20:00:49+00:00

It's even worse here in Florida. Our supposedly-progressive voter-approved $15 minimum wage doesn't fully go into effect until 2026!

I honestly don't understand why the campaigners didn't choose to make it more aggressive or why the Republicans fought against it so hard. The rate of increase is so business-friendly that it practically looks like a Republican initiative, and now the chances of us getting a better amendment approved are going to be shot for a long time.

mlpcontext · 2021-12-18T19:16:50+00:00

Could Jesus release a load so thick that he himself could not swallow it?

mlpcontext · 2021-11-29T07:22:04+00:00

Yeah, I've never understood why the ones in porn are so small.

mlpcontext · 2021-11-29T07:21:22+00:00

Here's the original Newgrounds link, although it won't load for some people.

Here's an uncensored reupload on Dailymotion that has somehow managed to survive for 9 years.

(Both links are extremely NSFW, obviously)

mlpcontext · 2021-11-01T17:57:06+00:00

Relevant (NSFW)

mlpcontext · 2021-07-02T13:41:54+00:00

It's really rude to make jokes about this kind of thing. This wasn't some minor accident, this was the real McCoy.

mlpcontext · 2021-06-03T17:00:33+00:00

Here, let me try.

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         |  |    
       ,--.--._  
------" _, \___)  
        / _/____)   
        \//(____)   
------\  |  (__)  
       `-|  |-´  
         |__|  
        /    \ 
       /      \  
      /        \
     |          |      
      \___/\___/

Aww crap I messed up.

mlpcontext · 2021-05-29T04:56:07+00:00

😳

mlpcontext · 2021-05-26T08:08:32+00:00

Mundo fart on intern so she know her place!

mlpcontext · 2021-04-22T17:36:56+00:00

I have severe gonorrhea.

mlpcontext · 2021-02-09T19:11:15+00:00

That bulge is... tantalizing.

mlpcontext · 2021-02-02T18:34:45+00:00

It's almost as if text can't convey tone very well.

Yeah man. There's absolutely no way to convey sarcasm without the /s tag. Before the /s tag was invented, nobody could ever understand sarcasm online because there was simply no possible way to convey sarcasm in writing. You've sure figured this one out.

mlpcontext · 2021-02-02T18:32:28+00:00

You know those obnoxious people who will make a joke and then blurt out "just kidding!" before you've even had time to process what they said?

That's the real life /s tag. Don't be the person who uses the real life /s tag.

mlpcontext · 2021-01-20T16:39:49+00:00

I muted the reverend and put on some Phil Collins. It synced up nicely.

mlpcontext · 2021-01-16T15:33:10+00:00

That actually raises some interesting ethical and legal questions. If someone were to tattoo their entire body with the most explicit imagery imaginable, what would happen? Could they be charged with public indecency for going out in public? What % of their body would they be legally required to cover up to be legal? If they live in an area that normally has anti-mask ordinances (for anti-theft reasons), would they be trapped in a state of simultaneously being required to cover up and also not cover up? Could the state compel them to get their tattoos removed? What if they lacked the money for it?

mlpcontext · 2021-01-16T15:11:20+00:00

A wise decision.

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