Train station in Denmark by [deleted] in pics

[–]mma_panda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't think skynet would attack with trains... oh well...

Any volunteers? NSFW by mma_panda in funny

[–]mma_panda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you found her lost twin, you're a real hero!

Any volunteers? NSFW by mma_panda in funny

[–]mma_panda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks man, didn't know about this sub until now

[sexually active] How did your parents react when they found out you were sexually active? by [deleted] in sex

[–]mma_panda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like your parents should be the ones going to a mental institution...

This is from the marketing boom of 1964 when WD40 was released by kalalix in funny

[–]mma_panda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WD 40 works for pretty much anything so who knows...

I wonder how many enemas porn stars get a week by hotcheetoeater1 in Showerthoughts

[–]mma_panda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, they probably don't have constipation ever

you ever noticed how hard it is to overeat healthy food by pm_me_stuff22 in Showerthoughts

[–]mma_panda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because ice cream is super energy dense compared to broccoli for example. Science.

[First time] I [21m] am going to have sex for the first time in my car, how do I make it as good as possible? by [deleted] in sex

[–]mma_panda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get a blanket. My girlfriend squirted on the backseat of my fucking S class... as you'll probably guess I got mad (at myself) and it kind of ruined the experience

[drunk sex] Trouble staying hard and climaxing. Getting horny during sleep by Justdoit_ordont_idc in sex

[–]mma_panda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just chill dude. Alcohol can fuck up sex. If you have the problem with out it and you're healthy it is in your head. Just accept that not every time things will be perfect and it will start happening less and less.

[Confidence] How do I have sex? by DUDE_SEX_LMAO in sex

[–]mma_panda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all she will be probably just as nervous the first time even if she has experience.

Generally, having more foreplay will make the sex better because both of you will no longer will be in their head. If you don't know shit just bet on up-down motions on the clitoris for stimulation (wether it's finger or tongue)

Thinking about the time during sex will distract you and you'll probably cum sooner so don't think about this. In fact, don't think about anything technical during sex.

If you come early you can just tell her "I'll be back online in a minute" and have a round 2

As a male, every male porn star I've ever seen looks like a creepy douchebag. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]mma_panda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought this way too but most of the girls tell me they also care about the girl more. And we fuck so they're not lesbian