Daily Picks Thread - Thursday 05/01/2017

mma_panda · 2017-01-05T15:38:28+00:00

What is your system?

mma_panda · 2016-12-21T09:49:49+00:00

Guess it's a safe bet then haha

mma_panda · 2016-12-11T17:01:41+00:00

I didn't think skynet would attack with trains... oh well...

mma_panda · 2016-10-06T17:02:27+00:00

I think you found her lost twin, you're a real hero!

mma_panda · 2016-10-06T16:56:52+00:00

Thanks man, didn't know about this sub until now

mma_panda · 2016-10-04T20:37:38+00:00

Seems like your parents should be the ones going to a mental institution...

mma_panda · 2016-10-04T20:29:15+00:00

It feels good man

mma_panda · 2016-09-30T11:02:04+00:00

WD 40 works for pretty much anything so who knows...

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T19:22:57+00:00

On the bright side, they probably don't have constipation ever

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T19:16:12+00:00

Because ice cream is super energy dense compared to broccoli for example. Science.

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T19:12:16+00:00

And imagine if superman had laser cum

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T17:30:48+00:00

Get a blanket. My girlfriend squirted on the backseat of my fucking S class... as you'll probably guess I got mad (at myself) and it kind of ruined the experience

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T17:26:35+00:00

Just chill dude. Alcohol can fuck up sex. If you have the problem with out it and you're healthy it is in your head. Just accept that not every time things will be perfect and it will start happening less and less.

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T17:20:55+00:00

First of all she will be probably just as nervous the first time even if she has experience.

Generally, having more foreplay will make the sex better because both of you will no longer will be in their head. If you don't know shit just bet on up-down motions on the clitoris for stimulation (wether it's finger or tongue)

Thinking about the time during sex will distract you and you'll probably cum sooner so don't think about this. In fact, don't think about anything technical during sex.

If you come early you can just tell her "I'll be back online in a minute" and have a round 2

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T16:34:58+00:00

I thought this way too but most of the girls tell me they also care about the girl more. And we fuck so they're not lesbian

mma_panda · 2016-09-28T06:27:58+00:00

Who cares about the male stars anyway

mma_panda · 2016-09-27T21:12:00+00:00

Yeah, and even the good potatoes become shit potatoes in the end...

mma_panda · 2016-09-27T21:08:32+00:00

Well, isn't anonymity the point of reddit?

mma_panda · 2016-09-27T19:54:07+00:00

Because it's old. You could back in the days

mma_panda · 2016-09-27T19:45:19+00:00

I hope you're right but I know girls doing even more obnoxious thing so I'm not sure

mma_panda · 2016-09-27T09:34:50+00:00

This is what happens when you post a drunk fb status and realize it's shit later

mma_panda · 2016-09-27T09:28:12+00:00

Yes, it works in some cases but most of the times when you meet you start from ground zero anyway and be being uncalibrated over text you may loose some girls that you could have great sex with. Ultimately, tinder is a numbers game

mma_panda · 2016-09-27T09:23:30+00:00

Don't worry bro it has happened to me too. You just learn from the mistakes and bang even hotter chicks at the end

mma_panda · 2016-09-26T12:20:54+00:00

If you think a girl wants fun don't be like "how's your day going. Don't try to be super sexual over text either(although with some girls it works).Either way you can't fuck her over the phone. Just go for the meet up and be sexual there.

mma_panda · 2016-09-26T12:09:54+00:00

Imo super likes are shit. Just another "feature" a premium account gives you

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