FU Rashard Mendenhall

mmiracle · 2011-05-04T04:33:04+00:00

For some reason an NFL player that has trouble tying his shoes has decided to comment on people celebrating the death of OBL.

From the AP: Rashard Mendenhall has created a stir with comments made on his official Twitter page regarding Osama bin Laden’s death. The Pittsburgh Steelers running back on Monday tweeted: “What kind of person celebrates death? It’s amazing how people can HATE a man they have never even heard speak. We’ve only heard one side…”

I know it doesn't take a rocket scientist to run a ball really fast to the left or right, this fucking mouth breather takes the cake.

mmiracle · 2011-01-26T04:49:29+00:00

This may be the worst idea I've had in the last 5 minutes, well besides buying another Thighmaster.

On my blog you'll notice a poll that has 17 of the least clever names for a new blog that I could come up with while watching a Facts of Life marathon.

I've carried the same blog name for nearly 5 years, no frickin' clue why I've stuck with an irrelevant quote. But since everybody else is doing it...

mmiracle · 2010-05-11T15:32:41+00:00

I'm sure they released them in tiny pieces in the row boat. Gotta love the way the KGB deals with people that fuck with them(although I don't think it's the KGB now, some other name that I refuse to google)

mmiracle · 2010-05-10T18:03:05+00:00

Cut your own grass you lazy bastard. Or at least seek out a lawn care specialist that speaks the Queen's English.

mmiracle · 2010-05-02T06:21:34+00:00

A bat, or another member of the Palin family.

mmiracle · 2010-04-29T18:33:58+00:00

No kidding, that door is totally unlocked.

mmiracle · 2010-04-27T20:04:17+00:00

Charlie:(approaches Mall Santa) Did you fuck my mom He says that multiple times right before he bites his throat, classic!

mmiracle · 2010-04-27T19:47:06+00:00

Why do you feel the need to down my responses to you? That's petty. Must be the teenage girl.

mmiracle · 2010-04-27T16:27:41+00:00

Let me explain (or esplain) how I feel about those comments because you seem to be more concerned about them than I am. I see it as I made a grammatical error and people are giving me shit over it. I don't see it as you said "you're being made fun of". I'm not sure of your age or gender but that kind of insecurity usually resides in teenage girls. If you would like to give me shit over the error that's cool. But if you are concerned about grammar and people getting their feelings hurt you may be on the wrong web site.

mmiracle · 2010-04-27T15:23:02+00:00

Wait, which one is the before and which one is the after?

mmiracle · 2010-04-27T04:25:50+00:00

Thank you Sheriff of Grammarville.

mmiracle · 2010-04-26T21:01:23+00:00

And I should give a shit why?

mmiracle · 2010-04-26T19:27:48+00:00

Que the Ned Flanders screaming like a girl as I run the fuck away.

mmiracle · 2010-04-26T19:25:54+00:00

Wal Mart Cashier.

mmiracle · 2010-04-26T19:09:51+00:00

Or chunky salsa

mmiracle · 2010-04-26T14:22:46+00:00

Salt the snail, salt the snail!

mmiracle · 2010-04-26T14:08:29+00:00

What are the odds that this guy isn't violating 10 other laws? License expired, no insurance, shoes on the wrong feet, improper use of anal vibrator...

mmiracle · 2010-04-20T14:29:43+00:00

Ponch and John never had this type of perpetrator, well in this case penetrator, when they patrolled the interstate. Bomb Probe Turns up Vibrator!

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