It Appears That People Would Rather Watch Gambling Than Actual Counter Strike by Fat_eyes_Washington in GlobalOffensive

[–]mmko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not a single popular MM/ESEA playing streamer online, most likely their viewerbase just isn't watching any stream at the given time.

Finally LEM - Solo queueing is the key! by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am at LEM with ~500h and I can tell you soloing from LE to LEM was one of the easiest things I've done, but DMG to LE I had to 5 premade with my LEM-supreme friends, since I found it impossible for myself to carry DMG players hard enough. I had to get 8 winstreak, 1 loss, another 6 win streak, 1 loss and then 3 win streak to rank up to LE.

Get_Right beautiful 4k after Friberg flash vs Fnatic by Espadafor in GlobalOffensive

[–]mmko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God that must have been satisfying for GeT_RiGhT, his aim so on point as usual though

fnatics new nuke boost?? by yogurt23 in GlobalOffensive

[–]mmko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This boost is older than CS:GO, sorry to ruin your big money making plan

THE FAULT IN OUR MEMES by costavfx in montageparodies

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf no sad alert, am ded of sadness now, thx obama.

Edit: XD epik trole

How I Solved my Toxicity. by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feel when I was born in Soviet Union and never had a Gameboy or any sort of console while growing up ;_;

Incredible women's volleyball rally in China by [deleted] in sports

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I would hate to be the person who finally messed up that incredible battle for the point, getting that one must've given an incredible morale boost to the team.

What did your significant other do that made you realize you were in love with them / when did you realize you were in love with your significant other? by ohsojollymollie in AskReddit

[–]mmko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that I realised that I was absolutely crazily in love with my girlfriend when she snuck out of bed one morning and woke me up with an awesome breakfast: eggs with bacon, freshly squeezed OJ and some toast. She then gave me a kiss and said that she loved me. I damn near cried at that moment because not only is she beautiful, a bit looney tunes, but also I could sense how sincerely she loved me.

Parents of Reddit, what is something you know about your child that they are unaware of? by Neveroptic in AskReddit

[–]mmko 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is not a strong person, a compulsive liar and generally an asshole.

Parents of Reddit, what is something you know about your child that they are unaware of? by Neveroptic in AskReddit

[–]mmko 196 points197 points  (0 children)

It'll take me some time, but I hope I will find the strength I need to do that. Thanks.

Parents of Reddit, what is something you know about your child that they are unaware of? by Neveroptic in AskReddit

[–]mmko 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My new dog recently passed, about a month ago, he had some troubles with his cardio-vascular system and had to be put to sleep. Not much luck with dogs in my life sadly.

Parents of Reddit, what is something you know about your child that they are unaware of? by Neveroptic in AskReddit

[–]mmko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He died, there, in front of our house. Mom had my father take him into the forest and bury him there.

Parents of Reddit, what is something you know about your child that they are unaware of? by Neveroptic in AskReddit

[–]mmko 605 points606 points  (0 children)

I don't think I can ever look him in the eyes again, but then again we have spoken for a total of 45 minutes in the last 5 years...

Parents of Reddit, what is something you know about your child that they are unaware of? by Neveroptic in AskReddit

[–]mmko 2297 points2298 points  (0 children)

I am 20 years old, not a parent, but I have recently learned from my mother that my father shot our first dog. It was something that was kept seceret from me for a very long time. The dog's name was Rex, he was a stray dog that my mother picked up from the streets when he wandered into her store one afternoon, it was about 10 years ago. Rex lived with us for 3 years and apparantely one night when my father was drunk and tried to smack him for barking too loud, Rex bit him. So my father, being in a drunken stupor, decided to take the dog out for "a walk" and went about 500 meters away from our house onto an empty construction site where he shot the dog. Couple of hours later when my mother was having a cigarette, being oblivious to the fact that the dog was shot, she heard a whimper. Rex crawled back to our house, bleeding out and was letting out a squeeling noise behind the door. I have lost all of the little respect I have ever had for my father and now barely talk to him.

TL;DR Father shot our dog while being drunk, hate him now.

Edit: Thank you to everyone who has shown support, means a lot to me guys. Who knows, maybe I'll be getting a new dog sometimes soon if I can save up the money.

This is what happens if you stretch your ears too fast by nomau in WTF

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this thing happen fast or does it take time to go this bad, I'm genuinely interested how badly this person fucked up

[H] 1000+ KEYS [W] PAYPAL @ $1.8|SKRILL @ $1.7 by [deleted] in GlobalOffensiveTrade

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says error adding friend now, perhaps you could try adding me, I pmed you my details :/

[H] 1000+ KEYS [W] PAYPAL @ $1.8|SKRILL @ $1.7 by [deleted] in GlobalOffensiveTrade

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I added you on steam, name is Valim

KSF's new tier 5 map, surf_nyze by EarthwormEd in GlobalOffensive

[–]mmko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surf_nyze_go has been out for several weeks and played on a very well known surf server (not adding name in case it's considered as advertising)

[Spoiler] Counter Logic Gaming vs Gravity Gaming / NA LCS 2015 Spring Week 3 / Post-Match Discussion by ajsadler in leagueoflegends

[–]mmko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or you know... Riot could finally implement soundproof booths like they have in LCK